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With complete disregard for the post above me, which is humorously spiteful to much of what I've said in the days prior to now, I'd like to make it crystal clear that I am not a homosexual, nor am I homophobic or in the closet, nor am I an aspiring porn star.
And if I ever even think about attempting to be satirical on this site ever again, I guess I'll have to have my lawyer standing by.
And don't share my IP address again.
Relationships can't be built with sneaky backdoor shenanigans (no pun intended). I don't appreciate being e-raped.
Thanks.
Those who know know.
**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2025 at 1:19:06am
.FRY.With complete disregard for the post above me, which is humorously spiteful to much of what I've said in the days prior to now, I'd like to make it crystal clear that I am not a homosexual, nor am I homophobic or in the closet, nor am I an aspiring porn star.
And if I ever even think about attempting to be satirical on this site ever again, I guess I'll have to have my lawyer standing by.
And don't share my IP address again.
Relationships can't be built with sneaky backdoor shenanigans (no pun intended). I don't appreciate being e-raped.
Thanks.
Those who know know.
**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2025 at 1:19:06am
Sounds exactly what homophobic closet gay porn star would say.
I've been living under a rock but just stumbled upon an absolutely hilarious tactic that groups are using to combat questionable programs in states (like provide a tip about trans care or abortion, etc). People are literally ddos'ing the servers by trolling the shit out of the tip sites. Examples like Shrek porn, posting entire movie scripts, Billy Mary's OxiClean pitch, raunchy love stories, etc. The internet is trolling and it's amazing 😭
Had a decent day. In spite of some bs with housing made an appt to get my window replaced and talking to a studio about recording my first album. Still have some things to do including booking flights south but things are going okay enough
I'm angry and I know why. I'm sick and tired of everyone trying to "influence me" - If it isn't someone paid to make "relatable" advertisements to sell me junk, it's sanctimonious busy-bodies screaming that I'm bad for wanting to live a normal life. I don't want to be part of a revolution, I don't want to purchase endless junk, I don't want to be part of a craze. I'm tired of everyone posting things like they are going to get millions of eyeballs on their shit. I'm tired of people screaming they are broke, yet they spend other people's money on going to the next music festival. I'm tired of screens filling every single space possible and trying to grab your attention. Just let me watch stuff when I want to! Stop trying to get me to watch more than I want to.
I'm just sick and tired and annoyed because I cut my finger chopping up overpriced carrots to make a decent meal for my girlfriend and I. Oh and ladies, stop acting like you are the shit because you can put makeup on and get thirsty guys DMing you. Be for real. FUCK
These posts definitely have a bad taste, but things just hit a point where you feel like you've tried everything and you still haven't gotten any answers.
I typed all of this out in a thread, and nobody seemed to care. They either thought it was a joke or that I was batshit crazy.
This whole thing has felt like dome kind of CIA sensory deprivation LSD experiment.
.FRY.These posts definitely have a bad taste, but things just hit a point where you feel like you've tried everything and you still haven't gotten any answers.
I typed all of this out in a thread, and nobody seemed to care. They either thought it was a joke or that I was batshit crazy.
This whole thing has felt like dome kind of CIA sensory deprivation LSD experiment.
i haven't seen shit apart from your inane rant about nazism, trafficking, and blackmail. Would you care to elucidate more about what you think is happening?
.FRY.With complete disregard for the post above me, which is humorously spiteful to much of what I've said in the days prior to now, I'd like to make it crystal clear that I am not a homosexual, nor am I homophobic or in the closet, nor am I an aspiring porn star.
And if I ever even think about attempting to be satirical on this site ever again, I guess I'll have to have my lawyer standing by.
And don't share my IP address again.
Relationships can't be built with sneaky backdoor shenanigans (no pun intended). I don't appreciate being e-raped.
Thanks.
Those who know know.
**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2025 at 1:19:06am
SivvyHow hot do you have to be to get posted there?
you’re gonna have to donate to find out 😉
it’s an old 200+ page thread and seemed like they were mostly thirst trap reposts from the chive with the occasional snow bunny. so borederline unrealistically hot. it’s so old that it was pre-ai but post photoshop.
partyandBSyou’re gonna have to donate to find out 😉
it’s an old 200+ page thread and seemed like they were mostly thirst trap reposts from the chive with the occasional snow bunny. so borederline unrealistically hot. it’s so old that it was pre-ai but post photoshop.
ambuh would make the cut though lol
I assumed that "the chive" was affiliated with "chive TV" (tv channel of short animal videos that they play in waiting rooms). ICanHasCheezburger memes plus onlyfans ads was not what i expected to find lol
New experience today. Attempted suicide by surgery.
A patient convinced a doctor to replace his knee, with the hope was he would die during surgery… The extreme disappointment when he woke up in the recovery room and now has to physically recover from a joint replacement he didn’t even want ☠️ it’s not funny… but holy shit man you can’t make this shit up haha
Idk if I can ever go back to doing climbs on bikes now that I have a bike park pass. Its like the wool has been removed from my eyes. Today was kick-fucking-ass and rode surprisingly well for only being out once this season so far.
Rode one of our kind-of clapped out Transition Patrol's today and damn I really want a 27.5" bike now.
**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2025 at 8:19:53pm
.FRY.These posts definitely have a bad taste, but things just hit a point where you feel like you've tried everything and you still haven't gotten any answers.
I typed all of this out in a thread, and nobody seemed to care. They either thought it was a joke or that I was batshit crazy.
This whole thing has felt like dome kind of CIA sensory deprivation LSD experiment.
You are going to have to type in coherent less rambly sentences if you want anyone to understand what your saying.
Bonus if you have a chronological order of events.
SlushSeasonI assumed that "the chive" was affiliated with "chive TV" (tv channel of short animal videos that they play in waiting rooms). ICanHasCheezburger memes plus onlyfans ads was not what i expected to find lol
Surprised it's still around. The chive was fratboy meme central circa 2010 (which was fucking 15 years ago holy shit)
but has the sizing been sorted out since these shirts..?
cause this shit is waaay to small for a large
If NS wanted to make tens if not dozens of dollars they could print another run on comfort colors blanks so my 2xl order doesn't turn out to be a bellyshirt again
I’m debating whether to go to a function can I get some advice. There’s gonna be drugs and shit and I don’t mess with that. And there’s zero female presence so what’s the point. But on the other hand I have nothing better to do and it might be chill.
woogsI’m debating whether to go to a function can I get some advice. There’s gonna be drugs and shit and I don’t mess with that. And there’s zero female presence so what’s the point. But on the other hand I have nothing better to do and it might be chill.
If were talking weed then whatever but if were talking H or something defs dont lol
woogsI’m debating whether to go to a function can I get some advice. There’s gonna be drugs and shit and I don’t mess with that. And there’s zero female presence so what’s the point. But on the other hand I have nothing better to do and it might be chill.
My initial instinct as a dad is to say "No, don't go". But I know it is good to get out and socialize along with learning some street smarts. Just keep yourself in check, set up a hard line with yourself and don't cross it if offered or tempted to do something.
oldmanskiMy initial instinct as a dad is to say "No, don't go". But I know it is good to get out and socialize along with learning some street smarts. Just keep yourself in check, set up a hard line with yourself and don't cross it if offered or tempted to do something.
