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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Finaly found this when i'm drunk lolz. Well big fight in this club tonight, kinda got dragged into it, got kicked out, got maccas, now home and want some serious pussayy, and jelly becuase my little brother pulled more than me tonight haha
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
went camping for two days and after the first night everyone left except me and my friend and they all said they were coming back and we had no phones so we were like yeah we will just wait here. waited all day and no one came back. had to ask a stranger to use there phone to get someone to come pick us up.
not very hyped right now...
12 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2522 - Karma: -14,692
I fucked a chubby girl last night... does that make me a bad person?
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
No, she probably had big boobs. Classic excuse.
12 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2522 - Karma: -14,692
yeah they were pretty big and her nipples were pierced XD

12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I just think of it as good karma for when you wanna bang a hotter chick haha. If no one lowered their standards, I wouldn't have had sex with a lot of the girls I've had.
12 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2522 - Karma: -14,692
thanks for putting it in perspective dawg! have a blessed cinco de mayo
12 years ago
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
SUP ALL YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS :)
12 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
checkin in yo been a while since i actually remembered to post
12 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
whoah whoah whoah.... easy there tiger
12 years ago
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
drinking for 12 hours straight. fucking sweet day
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,369
Probably shouldnt have driven home. lol
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Hahah I cant believe Sweden lost to Canada but wtf
12 years ago
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
i fuckig love broooklyn! my cousin apartment is perfect and im hammered and jammin hardcore
..i uave the best fam evaaa
12 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
just making an early journal entry here, I know im going to be soooo shit faced tonight I wont even know how to work a computer. In other words.

Idmsad Haaammreredd!
12 years ago
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Brooklyn is the shit.

On a more important note just cracked one of about 36 that I'm going to inhale after my 60 hour work week
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Wow
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
So much tequilaaaaaaaaaaa
12 years ago
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
fuck Brooklyn it blows, lic/astoria parts or manhattan are 100xbetter. Less hipsters, brooklyn is more expensive than most parts of manhattan, everyonr I know in manhattan in their mid 20 work in tea shops but manage to pay rent because ttheir parents pay it. Huge sence of entitlement there, the vib sucks in a lot of places. Some great areas but2 blocks over is straight ghetto. Brooklyn sucks basicaly
12 years ago
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
In Brooklyn works in tea shops*
I'm drunk and got excited about the subject
12 years ago
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^^.Doug.^^
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12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,916
nacho libre
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,916
NACHO LIBRE!!!!!!
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,916
Im drucmk and playing wii ski

12 years ago
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Went to a party, got drunk and pretended I was driving a car all night.


I was goin fast
12 years ago
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
been drunk all damn day
12 years ago
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
I'm drunk, and my toes/lips are numb. I haven't a care in the world, except for wanting my ex girlfriend back. Oh alcohol
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
Daffy 4am
12 years ago
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E__
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Getting there yo quickly getting thee.
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
40 and a blunt..s
12 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 3,228
Partied with my orange cowboy hat and got drunk after a good day cliff jumping, good fucking times
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm drunk and I have a concussion. I left a pretty hefty dent in da wall though.
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
I'm pretty smashed currently.
12 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 3,228
feels pretty sad commenting on this thing with like 2 people in between my posts but I'm drunk again, had a great two days so far sloshing around in the mud and floods of governors ball in NYC
12 years ago
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Just drink 12 sleeman for the fight between stevenson and Dawson. Was suppose to go to the bar since it's F1 in Montreal but I working tomorrow. Fuck
12 years ago
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Btw Adonis kill him ahhahahhhahahahah
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
This will be the morning after thread for me from now on because I never fucking remember to post. Anyways if any of you have ever played the game fugitive while drunk.. You know where I was at last night
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
hay
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Just tried the homemade vodermelon last night. That shit was gross as fuck, but works
12 years ago
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Dat drunk
12 years ago
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
very drunk. cant' function.
12 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well at a party and this girl who I thought was into me, ended up texting her and went completely in the opposite direction. possibly ruined the friendship.

And I dont...giva....fuck

12 years ago
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MothaHucker
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Stepped out of the party wirh female > went to her car > didnt hook up

What the fuck
12 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Fucked up wtih the girl I was talking too....first of many drinks for me tonightt
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
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People are being party poopers.
12 years ago
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Bump because I may well need this thread tonight and any true nser knows that finding the drunk thread can be a night-long mission, especially when influenced by alcohol.
12 years ago
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HWW
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There we go!
12 years ago
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bo0b
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Potholderz
12 years ago
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
Well I'm drun kand it has been way too long, NS. I'm disappointed with the lack of traffic I've been giving this site (and posts), and I hopoe to make it better.
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm gonna fuck your mom...s drhg.
12 years ago
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