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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
DRANK 6 MOUNTAIN DEWS!!!! LETS FUCKIN PARTY!!!!!!
Aug 3 2013 2:50AM
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MeowMuffin
Posts: 103 - Karma: 180
lets hang out. i have some cool pants on mattueus chillin
Aug 3 2013 2:51AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
I HAD A WINE AND A MARIJUANA. CAN I JOIN?
Aug 3 2013 5:38AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
BEST CAB RIDE EVERRR... cab driver "gene"" was blasting reggae and we began to sing along, then we started talking about me and my life then his life blah blahh balh then we arrive at my house and i realize i don't have enough to tip the cool fellla sooo i asked if he smoked the ganj and he said yes, then i proceeded to tip him with a dub and two dollars. he said i was the nicest and coolest customer hes ever had and gave me his card and said call anytime i need ride and he'll hook it up...
Aug 9 2013 12:36AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Holy shit NS, I'm completely krizzled right now
Aug 13 2013 1:23AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
i was fucked up all weekend. Squamish live was so much fun
Aug 13 2013 1:35AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
young hot chicks are the worst
Aug 17 2013 3:08AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahaha its only 1.30 adnd im already home.aaahh someone better be on tinychat
Aug 17 2013 7:38PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
wut
Aug 17 2013 7:47PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Aaaah dinner aka toast this is going to be good
Aug 17 2013 7:49PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Woah I'm drunk on mobile
Aug 17 2013 9:46PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
well I'm 16, and she was 14, so not super young, but still.
Aug 17 2013 11:53PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Yeah, but why do you say they're the worst? Young hot chicks are awesome.
Aug 18 2013 12:11AM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
ns give me something to drunk text
Aug 24 2013 11:17PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
"I'd like to extend to you an invite to the pants party"
Aug 24 2013 11:28PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
Dial random number - "fuck yo bitch"
Aug 24 2013 11:31PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
man shit i'm not drunk enough to send that
Aug 24 2013 11:32PM
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ThaLorax
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then you better get on that shit quick!
Aug 24 2013 11:37PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
mah nigga
Aug 24 2013 11:38PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
You're all fucked. Hate toy
Aug 24 2013 11:47PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
anyone drunk needs to get on http://www.tinychat.com/nsdojo
Aug 24 2013 11:56PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
My buddy was so stoked on what I did Im aooarently Djing at the main dancefloor with him next weekend afhhh such a good night
Sep 14 2013 10:23PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
I'm drunk and really bummed
Sep 15 2013 3:04AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
My roomates are tripping on acid and im drunk. word. time to go to bed
Sep 15 2013 3:25AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
IM really drunk snd I dont even think i drank that much.
Sep 16 2013 11:36PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 998
Drunk tip: if you drink in a hot tub you will get fucked up way faster. Fact.
Sep 17 2013 12:14AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
Ah ha! I was looking for this thread this last weekend but I was too drunk to find it. Threads for next time...
Sep 17 2013 12:45AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
come up to breck and we'll fix that.
Sep 18 2013 12:19AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Just took my socks off for the day (the true sign of unwinding). Thought about making a thread about it now Im here. Currently drinking on Busch light, the most God awful drink known to man, but it was free.
Sep 18 2013 2:46AM
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CliffyByro
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i think this needs to be investigated. for uhhhh... science...
Sep 18 2013 5:11AM
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MothaHucker
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Thinner blood = higher blood alcohol level or at least thats the idea anyway
Sep 18 2013 10:17AM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Drunk people give me advice. Dope out and do want i feel in my gut is what i want to do. Or stay in school and get a degree then enter the corporate trap?
Sep 19 2013 10:43PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2432 - Karma: 1,446
poop and pee
Sep 20 2013 2:10AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahaha Ive learned more about guys tonight than I think Ive ever done Hahhah gah got the fucking drunken hickups though
Sep 20 2013 9:52PM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
I'm not drunk yet.
Sep 20 2013 9:55PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
fuck you guys. ate some maother fucking poutine just now. fuckig love poitogn
Sep 21 2013 3:33AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
Im rdunk and buzzed offf of hhka and im hgery.
Sep 21 2013 3:39AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
qf
Sep 21 2013 3:42AM
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tom.ch
Posts: 102 - Karma: -15
I'm sat on the landing on the fourth floor, my apartment is on the eitgh, help.
Sep 21 2013 3:42AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
You can do it! http://youtu.be/vwyIJ6YAcbg
Sep 21 2013 5:30AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
I'm disgusted with myself
Sep 28 2013 4:18AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Hey oh! Wasted. Single after 4 years. And have no clue what to do. Fml.
Sep 28 2013 5:01AM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,070
13 hours of drinking later and I'm just really really really really happy to be sleeping in my bed and not some randos
Sep 29 2013 2:11AM
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Dan.
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I'm always happier to be sleeping in a randos bed
Sep 29 2013 2:22AM
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Jane6
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Sep 29 2013 2:32AM
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Dan.
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it means the rando isn't in my bed. which is key, since I attract crazies. never let a crazy know where you live.
Sep 29 2013 2:34AM
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Hughes
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but is it vegan poutine?
Sep 30 2013 2:34PM
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bo0b
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I'm drunk and I just asked out elm some bish inlike -# umgonnaregretthistomorrow
Oct 5 2013 2:52AM
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chicken
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fuck yeah and I just HAD some more. i'm gona get fat if I keep drinking beer and eating poutine on weekends.

drink beer. do physics. ski pow. eat plants. surf waves. FUCK YEAH thats whats lifes all about man.
Oct 5 2013 4:27AM
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chicken
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oh man forgot the ladies.
Oct 5 2013 4:27AM
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