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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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GANDALF
Posts: 6315 - Karma: 6,709
DRANK 6 MOUNTAIN DEWS!!!! LETS FUCKIN PARTY!!!!!!
12 years ago
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MeowMuffin
Posts: 103 - Karma: 180
lets hang out. i have some cool pants on mattueus chillin
12 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21113 - Karma: 8,648
I HAD A WINE AND A MARIJUANA. CAN I JOIN?
12 years ago
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
BEST CAB RIDE EVERRR... cab driver "gene"" was blasting reggae and we began to sing along, then we started talking about me and my life then his life blah blahh balh then we arrive at my house and i realize i don't have enough to tip the cool fellla sooo i asked if he smoked the ganj and he said yes, then i proceeded to tip him with a dub and two dollars. he said i was the nicest and coolest customer hes ever had and gave me his card and said call anytime i need ride and he'll hook it up...
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
Holy shit NS, I'm completely krizzled right now
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
i was fucked up all weekend. Squamish live was so much fun
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
young hot chicks are the worst
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Hahaha its only 1.30 adnd im already home.aaahh someone better be on tinychat
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
wut
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Aaaah dinner aka toast this is going to be good
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Woah I'm drunk on mobile
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
well I'm 16, and she was 14, so not super young, but still.
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
Yeah, but why do you say they're the worst? Young hot chicks are awesome.
12 years ago
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
ns give me something to drunk text
12 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21113 - Karma: 8,648
"I'd like to extend to you an invite to the pants party"
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Dial random number - "fuck yo bitch"
12 years ago
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
man shit i'm not drunk enough to send that
12 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21113 - Karma: 8,648
then you better get on that shit quick!
12 years ago
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
mah nigga
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
You're all fucked. Hate toy
12 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,374
anyone drunk needs to get on http://www.tinychat.com/nsdojo
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
My buddy was so stoked on what I did Im aooarently Djing at the main dancefloor with him next weekend afhhh such a good night
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm drunk and really bummed
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11958 - Karma: 12,322
My roomates are tripping on acid and im drunk. word. time to go to bed
12 years ago
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
IM really drunk snd I dont even think i drank that much.
12 years ago
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 706 - Karma: 1,009
Drunk tip: if you drink in a hot tub you will get fucked up way faster. Fact.
12 years ago
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
Ah ha! I was looking for this thread this last weekend but I was too drunk to find it. Threads for next time...
12 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21113 - Karma: 8,648
come up to breck and we'll fix that.
12 years ago
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Just took my socks off for the day (the true sign of unwinding). Thought about making a thread about it now Im here. Currently drinking on Busch light, the most God awful drink known to man, but it was free.
12 years ago
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,906
i think this needs to be investigated. for uhhhh... science...
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Thinner blood = higher blood alcohol level or at least thats the idea anyway
12 years ago
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Drunk people give me advice. Dope out and do want i feel in my gut is what i want to do. Or stay in school and get a degree then enter the corporate trap?
12 years ago
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 1,572
poop and pee
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Hahaha Ive learned more about guys tonight than I think Ive ever done Hahhah gah got the fucking drunken hickups though
12 years ago
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
I'm not drunk yet.
12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
fuck you guys. ate some maother fucking poutine just now. fuckig love poitogn
12 years ago
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roddy116
Posts: 10662 - Karma: 7,824
Im rdunk and buzzed offf of hhka and im hgery.
12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
qf
12 years ago
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tom.ch
Posts: 102 - Karma: -15
I'm sat on the landing on the fourth floor, my apartment is on the eitgh, help.
12 years ago
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
You can do it! http://youtu.be/vwyIJ6YAcbg
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm disgusted with myself
12 years ago
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Hey oh! Wasted. Single after 4 years. And have no clue what to do. Fml.
12 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,104
13 hours of drinking later and I'm just really really really really happy to be sleeping in my bed and not some randos
12 years ago
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
I'm always happier to be sleeping in a randos bed
12 years ago
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Jane6
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12 years ago
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Dan.
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it means the rando isn't in my bed. which is key, since I attract crazies. never let a crazy know where you live.
12 years ago
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 941
but is it vegan poutine?
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm drunk and I just asked out elm some bish inlike -# umgonnaregretthistomorrow
12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
fuck yeah and I just HAD some more. i'm gona get fat if I keep drinking beer and eating poutine on weekends.

drink beer. do physics. ski pow. eat plants. surf waves. FUCK YEAH thats whats lifes all about man.
12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
oh man forgot the ladies.
12 years ago
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