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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Penises and Vaginas. I wish time moved faster. *poetry*.



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And I take back that stuff about time Melvin faster cause but fuck. Cause but fuck lol
Mar 31 2013 3:40AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahah I love drunk Marcus
Apr 1 2013 8:36AM
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Randy_Quench
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merry thursday everyone
Apr 4 2013 1:15PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Lol kids are too lazy to bump this isht. Let me, motherfuckers!
Apr 6 2013 4:06AM
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El_Barto.
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3:24 am in Oregon. Started drinking at 10, never really got drunk :/
Apr 6 2013 6:25AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Got sorta drunk then smoked a doobie. Did the trick.
Apr 6 2013 6:34AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,503
Well well well I schmacked
Apr 7 2013 12:53AM
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1337
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you up at sugarloaf? I was looking for something/anything to do with a friend tonight and we found nothing going on
Apr 7 2013 12:54AM
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Ski_Alot
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No I'm at sr
Apr 7 2013 1:02AM
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Randy_Quench
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im drunbk, when are we rescheduling the sloaf gaper day trip? Today was dope at loon. Anyone see that kid killin it in the banana suit? yeah it was me...
Apr 7 2013 3:24AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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You'd should say that in English. It's cool that you skied in a banana suit.
Apr 7 2013 3:29AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I may or may not be partially responsible for a kid falling off a balcony while trying to crowd surf. oh well, fuck it. Hope you had fun laying on the ground for 10 minutes, pussy...
Apr 7 2013 3:38AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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This is the best drunk post I've seen in a while.
Apr 7 2013 4:08AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
I have done so many questionable things ths weekend but there is definitely room for some more, night 4 better bringitttt
Apr 7 2013 2:23PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
i turn 19 today. last night was crazy. tonight should be the same.
Apr 8 2013 5:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I may or may not be under the influence of an alcohol
Apr 11 2013 10:07PM
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doyle.
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went out for my frineds birthfay. his boss was there and bought ud all multiple shots. it was a good time to say the least
Apr 14 2013 5:24AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
drinking and cleaning my bmx bike, couldnt be happier
Apr 15 2013 10:38PM
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doyle.
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dont remember posting this haha
Apr 16 2013 5:26PM
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Austin69
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
I'm drunk and this video is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-ciW7yqCI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Apr 17 2013 10:11PM
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Blake.P
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It's almost 9. I had my first drink about 10:30 this morning. Wow. And still can get wayyy more drunk.
Apr 17 2013 10:43PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahah had the most random night ever ended up at some weird Irish bar SU gröt in old town. Like a tourist but they played live music so itwas all good. Also i keep running into my next door jeighbor feels like Im in a taylor swift video // willy out
Apr 19 2013 8:28PM
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CliffyByro
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couldn't even find this thread last night (although managed to post in others somehow). so fucking rough this morning its not even funny. had an absolute belter of a night though! raving in a kilt, lots of tequila, lots of wine, lots of beer, nearly getting in a fight and ceilidh dancing
Apr 20 2013 9:53AM
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alexat955
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Tour de franzia. See ya tomorrow
Apr 21 2013 1:03AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
goodluck, se you on the other side!
Apr 21 2013 7:55PM
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bo0b
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I haven't drank since hallowneen holy funk'n funk I'm quite drunkrannow lawlsw
Apr 23 2013 12:59AM
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ThaLorax
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I thought this thread died but it turned out I just haven't checked page 2 of "my threads" in months.
Apr 23 2013 4:33AM
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Randy_Quench
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yesssss I found it@! its fuckin wednesday BITCH$$$$$
Apr 25 2013 1:03AM
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bo0b
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Wdnesday drunk, liek I giv a funk, Spriiiiiinng breeeaaaak fo'eeevvvaa
Apr 25 2013 3:44AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I dont really drink any more, went to the old frat house to fraternize and got drunk off of 5 beers. #savingmoney
Apr 25 2013 9:23AM
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Leafs2323
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i am faded son!!!
Apr 25 2013 10:20PM
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PON3
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Broke up witht he gf....fuck
Apr 26 2013 2:13AM
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jfxphoto
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stay strong! life moves on, if it wasn't right then it wasn't right.
Apr 26 2013 3:28AM
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NPF
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last day of uni you bitch ass fucks.
Apr 26 2013 7:27AM
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PON3
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Thank you Mr. Swanson. Im positive about it. Now I can slay this other girl who wants my dick who is like 10x hotter than my ex gf.
Apr 26 2013 9:27AM
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clive_bixby
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Brap.
Apr 27 2013 9:47PM
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gnarles.
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may the festivities begin in t minus 1 hour

ill be back ns
Apr 27 2013 9:58PM
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r32kid
Posts: 109 - Karma: 145
hell yeah bro get it
Apr 27 2013 11:09PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
Butt chug.
Apr 28 2013 3:46AM
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alvy.
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drunk beatmaking. flosstradamus last night. turn up!
Apr 28 2013 3:54AM
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PON3
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Got hammered last night and danced with a dude I thought was a girl, yeahhh....
Apr 28 2013 2:48PM
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NPF
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HAHAHAHA

reminds me of my friend who dressed up as smurfette on halloween and we were at this club dance thing this foreign guy started grinding up behind him and my friend turned around was like can i help you? the foreign kid was so shocked and confused. it was fucking hilarious. he started getting mad at my friend and then tried to fight him.
Apr 28 2013 10:29PM
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gnarles.
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my friend paid me in beer and pizza to help him move out... im very drunk and its a tuesday
May 1 2013 12:50AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
also petition to have this thread stockyed so god damn ahrd to find
May 1 2013 12:51AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
I am fucking TRADSHED like so trashed on GIN I downloaded the Vevo app for iPad, ai feel soooo good but will provbs be hungover as fuck tomorrow for my bio test yay for being a sophomore in high school!!!! Lol fuck this
May 2 2013 12:32AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
May 3 2013 2:43AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
sup bro?
May 3 2013 2:54AM
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Bodhisattva_
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These shrooms suck and I'm not sure why I'm posting in this thread.

Also I can't decide if I like this Lifeproof IPhone case. Seems a bit bulky.
May 3 2013 3:32AM
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MountainManDan
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Convinced my mom to buy two bottles and make me margaritas'!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then git wSted and we drove to China
May 4 2013 1:07AM
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bo0b
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Some gurl wanted to slap me so I told her fuck off and left
May 4 2013 4:12AM
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