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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3

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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM

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Mama.

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Why isn't there an I'm High thread?

Jun 30 2013 5:04AM

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razors-chaz

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Because it doesnt make for funny uncomprehensible posts and it would be just full of 12 yo's who just did 2 marijuanas an are afraid theyre going to die.

Jun 30 2013 5:44AM

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NPF

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this. I love high NSing. we could talk about good movies to watch, funny youtube shit, good music, etc. i think it would be decent.

Jun 30 2013 6:04AM

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Mama.

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Yes. I think there is one down in the depths somewhere, we should resurrect it.

And I will kill the 12 yr olds with a single thought.

Jun 30 2013 12:54PM

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NPF

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or just make a new one. with rules.

Jun 30 2013 8:57PM

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OCM

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errbody whip be drunk as fuck

Jul 1 2013 12:52AM

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MothaHucker

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Been a fucking crazy nights

Jul 1 2013 5:11AM

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bo0b

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so drunk

Jul 1 2013 5:18AM

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forrest-cole

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god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!

Jul 5 2013 3:06AM

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forrest-cole

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god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!

Jul 5 2013 3:06AM

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imakestickerz

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I'm not drunk but i'm tripping on shrooms, i can't remember if there is a different thread for this

Jul 5 2013 3:13AM

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SterlingArcher

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The "I'm high" thread

Jul 5 2013 4:12AM

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bo0b

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Went to a rodeo.

I'm drunk.

Jul 6 2013 1:33AM

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Scaredwhiteboy

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There is. It's called Non-Ski Gabber.

Jul 6 2013 2:10AM

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Randy_Quench

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WOOOO0000000oo000OOOO

Jul 11 2013 4:40AM

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cope+

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Taking a cray shit at a party

Jul 13 2013 12:45AM

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cbj

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Remember when I was sober? yeah that sucked, drunk

Jul 13 2013 1:25AM

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artfullydodged

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A FRIEND REVEALED SHE DOES NOT KNOW OF WU-TANG. WHAT DO I DO?

Jul 13 2013 1:36AM

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Willgum

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Kill her, chili, family you know the deal

Jul 13 2013 1:39AM

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Benson.

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Friday night bump suckas

Jul 19 2013 5:22PM

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MothaHucker

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Why is this thread negatively rated?

Jul 19 2013 9:53PM

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erica

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Jul 19 2013 10:18PM

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Dingo69

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Im drunk right now

Jul 19 2013 10:22PM

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Benson.

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Jul 19 2013 10:49PM

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chicken

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super drunk already

Jul 19 2013 11:00PM

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Benson.

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YEAAAAAAAA

Jul 19 2013 11:25PM

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kvan

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currently bumpinn dis cuz im drunk. hashtagiluvbeer.

Jul 20 2013 11:33PM

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kvan

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and bob ross

Jul 20 2013 11:34PM

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Benson.

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Really drunk bump, oh god Im so gone

Jul 21 2013 1:20AM

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Benson.

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DJ Hero is ridiculously fun right now.

Jul 21 2013 1:39AM

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El_Barto.

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Crazy Fool

Jul 21 2013 2:52AM

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El_Barto.

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Shouldnt have driven home. Did anyway. Suck it. Bring on the -k. Suck my balls

Jul 21 2013 2:53AM

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animeallstar

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Insane

im drunk

Jul 21 2013 4:02AM

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animeallstar

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Insane

im drunk

Jul 21 2013 4:03AM

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animeallstar

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im drunk

Jul 21 2013 4:03AM

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erica

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FUNDAY MONDAY

I'm in a cop's house

why is this my first time with jello shots.

un tiss un tiss bang bang bang swag

Jul 22 2013 10:29PM

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Benson.

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Best post I've found yet in this thread.

Jul 23 2013 12:49AM

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CliffyByro

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HAHAHA i'd forgotten about this. such a weird night

Jul 23 2013 9:28AM

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Wolfgang.

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Once I did a misty off a ledge drunk and just haggard myself, I sort of landed, but broke my hand.

Jul 23 2013 10:43AM

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Caspaaa

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This post is great. I read all the above in like somewhat drunk voices so they all sounded pretty sloppy and then I read this one in a perfectly normal shocked voice and imagined someone being drunk and yelling this and found it hysterical

Jul 23 2013 11:18AM

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CliffyByro

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ha wut

Jul 23 2013 11:24AM

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