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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
Why isn't there an I'm High thread?
12 years ago
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razors-chaz
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Because it doesnt make for funny uncomprehensible posts and it would be just full of 12 yo's who just did 2 marijuanas an are afraid theyre going to die.
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
this. I love high NSing. we could talk about good movies to watch, funny youtube shit, good music, etc. i think it would be decent.
12 years ago
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Mama.
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Yes. I think there is one down in the depths somewhere, we should resurrect it.

And I will kill the 12 yr olds with a single thought.
12 years ago
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NPF
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or just make a new one. with rules.
12 years ago
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OCM
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errbody whip be drunk as fuck
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
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Been a fucking crazy nights
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
so drunk
12 years ago
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forrest-cole
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god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!
12 years ago
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forrest-cole
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god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!
12 years ago
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
I'm not drunk but i'm tripping on shrooms, i can't remember if there is a different thread for this
12 years ago
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SterlingArcher
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The "I'm high" thread
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Went to a rodeo.


I'm drunk.
12 years ago
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Scaredwhiteboy
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There is. It's called Non-Ski Gabber.
12 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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WOOOO0000000oo000OOOO
12 years ago
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cope+
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Taking a cray shit at a party
12 years ago
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cbj
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Remember when I was sober? yeah that sucked, drunk
12 years ago
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artfullydodged
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A FRIEND REVEALED SHE DOES NOT KNOW OF WU-TANG. WHAT DO I DO?
12 years ago
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Willgum
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Kill her, chili, family you know the deal
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
Friday night bump suckas
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
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Why is this thread negatively rated?
12 years ago
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erica
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12 years ago
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Im drunk right now
12 years ago
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Benson.
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12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
super drunk already
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
YEAAAAAAAA
12 years ago
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kvan
Posts: 3086 - Karma: 1,232
currently bumpinn dis cuz im drunk. hashtagiluvbeer.
12 years ago
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kvan
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and bob ross
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
Really drunk bump, oh god Im so gone
12 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,792
DJ Hero is ridiculously fun right now.
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,369
hi
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
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Shouldnt have driven home. Did anyway. Suck it. Bring on the -k. Suck my balls
12 years ago
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animeallstar
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im drunk
12 years ago
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animeallstar
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im drunk
12 years ago
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animeallstar
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im drunk
12 years ago
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erica
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FUNDAY MONDAY
I'm in a cop's house

why is this my first time with jello shots.
un tiss un tiss bang bang bang swag
12 years ago
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Benson.
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Best post I've found yet in this thread.
12 years ago
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CliffyByro
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HAHAHA i'd forgotten about this. such a weird night
12 years ago
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Wolfgang.
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Once I did a misty off a ledge drunk and just haggard myself, I sort of landed, but broke my hand.
12 years ago
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Caspaaa
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This post is great. I read all the above in like somewhat drunk voices so they all sounded pretty sloppy and then I read this one in a perfectly normal shocked voice and imagined someone being drunk and yelling this and found it hysterical
12 years ago
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CliffyByro
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ha wut
12 years ago
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howlongcanausern
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fuck yeah 10/10 don't let this haters tellyou what to do
12 years ago
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SlimDunkin.
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KILL THEM WHEN YOU EAR ME ROAR, BABYLON COME TO ME DOOR NO MORE
12 years ago
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erica
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same
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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sup! Its friday and Im drinking until i forget how shitty my job is
12 years ago
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Black-Bandanna
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I just got back from golfing. The rest can be inferred.
12 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
i have them
12 years ago
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sammy_
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RAWR.feeling feistyyyyy
12 years ago
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
TGIF mother fuckers! I'm drunk and lovin' it. Holy shit, what a night. Anyone ever played the card game asshole?
12 years ago
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MeowMuffin
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someone get me some strawb ruhbarb growers on da fuggin double
12 years ago
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