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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
i keep this in my threads so wnenever im drunk as fuck i can find it easilty.. IM fudked right now
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
Im drunk and high at the same time. 2CHAAAAAAINz
12 years ago
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Fuck hippies
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
This threD is a bitch to scrolll through on mobile
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
ahhhhhhh I thought it was my buddy, but it was her sister. I accidentally groped my friend's younger sister the awkwardness between us now is off the fucking charts
12 years ago
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caspie
Posts: 221 - Karma: 7
Definitely not durnk.
12 years ago
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
trying to comprehencs what you said....,;/ CANT
12 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932
Gentleman and ladies mayu I have your attention pelase?
12 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932

saw some crazy ass shit mang

12 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932

Fuckin two drunk irish dudes outsdie the bar fighting eachother and the little guy got his ass whooooppppped. im finna passsss outttt

12 years ago
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
finger and handjob drunk, she was naked though. That was probably one of the best partys ever
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm drunk as a dick on christmas
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Ahahahaha I had forgotten about this, fuck you, thread, for reminding me. She already hates my gutts because... well shes crazy, now she probably think I want her v or something/ being a creepy lesbo groping other people's siblings
12 years ago
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
you forgot to say /claim
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,137
One fifty ticking one motherfxkafas get on mag level. I just asked a chick out while hammered and she said yes m boooomm boombbbb poorer boyzzz
12 years ago
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SupaHotFire
Posts: 356 - Karma: 104
^go home colton you're drunk.
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,137
I am home :) skiing Sunday cutie
12 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
Weeeewww worst spring break ever
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Y'all MOTHAFUCKAZ know Matt Hayward? I'm drunk as fuck at his house rannow? And he's dating my sister which is weir YOLO fick of
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
id post an embed to the song straight edge by minor threat but im notgoing to
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
He also just cut my stitches and took them out
12 years ago
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This thread is great to read sober
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Yiu never rwakize how many drunk people hug ir hit yiu in the chest till ou have broken ribs. Gyck it hurts kike q bitch
12 years ago
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
hands in my pockets hands in ma' pockets hands in maaa apockuuuts
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,137
Pew
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,847
17 vodka shots and I'm sober as dick wtf I guess I had a bad time
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,847
Girls' friends aren't 'buddies'. That a term exclusive to dudes.
12 years ago
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Just puked a lot and woke up with sharpie all over me. Oh well going to whis sunday.
12 years ago
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
I know I'm not drunk but I just had to say I fucking love your username/icon.
12 years ago
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CottonPuff
Posts: 377 - Karma: 105
cheers to having a fifth of pendleton on the nightstand. Let'er Buck
12 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Probably just kissed another NSer.... 21 year old from sweden that skis. Fucking hot. I think he wanted to make out, but it was too public. Soon. Now in bed eating a fully organic pb&j. tonoght was goooooood.
12 years ago
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
slu
12 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
did you enjoy the piss in your anus?
12 years ago
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assface
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I was gonna search bar this, but it was the first thread. And I was happy
12 years ago
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
its probably overflowing as we speak
12 years ago
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bigwhite.steeze
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saw dj slink play a few hours ago, currently 4 am, great times, gotta hit the bed. working/living at a ski resort is pretty rad...im fuckkkked. g'night
12 years ago
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Rachy
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I wish. He was good looking.... Im all alone in bed, but he did accept my friend request. I'll make sure to post when ot happens. In the mean time... 4 hours from now, I'm going to have a really bad hangover.
12 years ago
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
week night dirnkinnnn! bad plan? mayybe. only time will tell. night nsg
12 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,304
just woke up, still 75% as drunk as i was last night. Class in half an hour.
12 years ago
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P-HAGAR
Posts: 608 - Karma: 159
recently made a skate 2 drinking game......if anyone on NS doesn't know...skate 2 party play is a great pregame
12 years ago
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
its first-beer oclock
12 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
swas a good night happy birthday to NS member anul.
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Buy one get one free case of beer? Yes pleaese
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Miley cyrus was at her hottest point of her life in party in the USA and gandalf would whoop dumbledore's ass.
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
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yup
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,874
I loave your all ns du!8 (;
12 years ago
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Dude jsust bring her rbeb bere beer.....works for my me and my girlfrienfddsfd all the timet hope im nonot tootoooo late its like marhc or somertinhng shit an d my keyboqrsd buttons are ufckin drunk off theiriyre ' asses at the currrentt miment. Gooood lucky!11ll
12 years ago
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
i love getting home and getting on ns and adding to this fuckin thread. amen. happy easter. its a good neight!
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Aaaaaaaaahhhhh happy easter bitches!
12 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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ahh shit i = drunk on easdter jesus isdnt happt
12 years ago
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