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I saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.
let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
Redditor decides it's finally time to take down big daddy Vail. If enough of "you goobers" stop buying Epic Passes, surely Vail will go out of business! Watch out Vail PR! He's going to fight you!
Top comment is "lol"
BrandoComandoRedditor decides it's finally time to take down big daddy Vail. If enough of "you goobers" stop buying Epic Passes, surely Vail will go out of business! Watch out Vail PR! He's going to fight you!
Top comment is "lol"
Vail losing 4 customers is gonna take down the entire company 😱
BrandoComandoRedditor decides it's finally time to take down big daddy Vail. If enough of "you goobers" stop buying Epic Passes, surely Vail will go out of business! Watch out Vail PR! He's going to fight you!
Top comment is "lol"
BigPurpleSkiSuitWhy is the universal car everyone uses when referring to large moguls a Volkswagen
because thats how really big moguls are made. in the summer, the mountains ops just litter the slopes with old scrap bugs, and let them get covered with snow. the perfect shape.
ajbskibecause thats how really big moguls are made. in the summer, the mountains ops just litter the slopes with old scrap bugs, and let them get covered with snow. the perfect shape.
I should have realized it was because of the beetle
Mr.WhatsittoyaWas scrolling through reddit when I came across this thread... ngl I feel bad for OP, dude is getting roasted alive
This thread is hilarious. Poor OP gets annihilated. Someone linked a video that OP posted last season. He's clearly a first-year skier and he wants some advice.
OP should've just stood at the top of Chair 23, realized it's too much for him, and cruised down Around the World like every other casual skier at Mammoth. Instead, he asked an honest question and gets torn apart in the comments by a bunch of reddit assholes. Too funny
BigPurpleSkiSuitWhy is the universal car everyone uses when referring to large moguls a Volkswagen
ajbskibecause thats how really big moguls are made. in the summer, the mountains ops just litter the slopes with old scrap bugs, and let them get covered with snow. the perfect shape.
BigPurpleSkiSuitI should have realized it was because of the beetle
yeah bugs are perfect for it and mountains used to be able to get them for cheap
God forbid I should tell some Euro kid that he can find a setup for 800€. God r/skiing is just full of know it all middle aged men with subpar skills. Most of them don’t have a clue what they’re talking about either
BradFiAusNzCoCaGod forbid I should tell some Euro kid that he can find a setup for 800€. God r/skiing is just full of know it all middle aged men with subpar skills. Most of them don’t have a clue what they’re talking about either
i find that to be true for all of reddit and not just r/skiing. if people just did a little bit of their own research instead of going on r/ask(w.e), society as a whole would be a lot better off.
on the other hand, we wouldnt get this sort of comic gold if people werent so dumb.
BrandoComandoThis thread is hilarious. Poor OP gets annihilated. Someone linked a video that OP posted last season. He's clearly a first-year skier and he wants some advice.
OP should've just stood at the top of Chair 23, realized it's too much for him, and cruised down Around the World like every other casual skier at Mammoth. Instead, he asked an honest question and gets torn apart in the comments by a bunch of reddit assholes. Too funny
nah he would have sent it anyway and probably broken at least 1 leg. patrol report like “guest used ‘reddit’ website to determine skill level, threatened mammoth inc. with litigation”
Absolute gem of a Reddit thread. The title. The collection of identical skis. The fucked up wall mounts. The walk mode boots without a single touring binding. The longer you look, the better it gets
Absolute gem of a Reddit thread. The title. The collection of identical skis. The fucked up wall mounts. The walk mode boots without a single touring binding. The longer you look, the better it gets
As someone with bent chetlers and moments I feel attacked by this post. The ski collection isn't obscene, but having three near identical alpine boots is extra weird to me. Do people have boot quivers other than tour vs alpine? "today looks like a 120 flex day" I must be a newbie
**This post was edited on Sep 15th 2022 at 7:56:09pm
extravertAs someone with bent chetlers and moments I feel attacked by this post. The ski collection isn't obscene, but having three near identical alpine boots is extra weird to me. Do people have boot quivers other than tour vs alpine? "today looks like a 120 flex day" I must be a newbie
**This post was edited on Sep 15th 2022 at 7:56:09pm
I can't imagine ever skiing a different boot inbounds on different days. I want the same feel in my boot for anything. Only different boot I'd ever want would be a light touring boot but I'd want it to have the same feel as my regular boot which is basically impossible
Absolute gem of a Reddit thread. The title. The collection of identical skis. The fucked up wall mounts. The walk mode boots without a single touring binding. The longer you look, the better it gets
"It's ugly but the wall mounts must be at random heights because different lengths." and then you see those black factions and realize he's a jerry with the level.
BrandoComandoAbsolute gem of a Reddit thread. The title. The collection of identical skis. The fucked up wall mounts. The walk mode boots without a single touring binding. The longer you look, the better it gets
You're very right, every time i look i see something new. Just noticed that they have to rubber band their brakes back just to put their skis away. Imagine getting home and having to fix your brakes before hanging your wet skis on the drywall.
extravertYou're very right, every time i look i see something new. Just noticed that they have to rubber band their brakes back just to put their skis away. Imagine getting home and having to fix your brakes before hanging your wet skis on the drywall.
He shoulda just bolt cut the brakes off, Might have more wall space that way. What an ugly fucking collection of skis.
Absolute gem of a Reddit thread. The title. The collection of identical skis. The fucked up wall mounts. The walk mode boots without a single touring binding. The longer you look, the better it gets
Don't hate on these dudes. Mfs out there payin retail and buyin mega passes to ski 4 days a year