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ItsSeb
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I saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
4 years ago
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,242
CatdickBojanglesDamn the site doesn’t exist anymore. I wanted one.


I’ll craft you one
4 years ago
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asparagus
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They’ve got a discord 😬😬
4 years ago
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xXdrgnslyrXx007
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This is drip ngl
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
4 years ago
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Jacobthesadskier
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donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


Make the whole mountain your iceberg.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,325
What a tag line.
JacobthesadskierMake the whole mountain your iceberg.
4 years ago
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cyphers
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best one i've seen was where the guy thought his skis were broken because they were cambered



screengrabs stolen from @WisconsinDogfart
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I literally cracked up at this. These things are so ridiculous 😂

PS one of the best parts about teaching kids is the ridiculous helmet covers they have
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
4 years ago
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Session
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If you search for skiing subreddits. One of the result that comes up is r/cocainegonewild
4 years ago
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,242
cyphersbest one i've seen was where the guy thought his skis were broken because they were cambered



screengrabs stolen from @WisconsinDogfart


Someone tell them they’re good for garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6470 - Karma: 66,293
donotreplyI’ll craft you one


You won't
4 years ago
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donotreply
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BradFiAusNzCoCaI literally cracked up at this. These things are so ridiculous 😂

PS one of the best parts about teaching kids is the ridiculous helmet covers they have

Truth hahah I like the fact that a grown adult decides to invest and create stuff like this but respect to anyone who pulls up wearing this 😎
4 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
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asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬


We gonna brigade it today or whut? Cuz im in lol
4 years ago
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caveman31
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asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬


God that place is the fucking worst
4 years ago
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junior1derful
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If someone gave me one of those penguin hats i'd only wear it for gaper day
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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oh no. How awful, I’m gonna go join it and see how bad it is.
asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Wtf is a discord? Just people talking?
SebsNotCoreoh no. How awful, I’m gonna go join it and see how bad it is.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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https://discord.com/
BradFiAusNzCoCaWtf is a discord? Just people talking?
4 years ago
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caveman31
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BradFiAusNzCoCaWtf is a discord? Just people talking?


its a chatroom type app
4 years ago
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donotreply
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junior1derfulIf someone gave me one of those penguin hats i'd only wear it for gaper day

yo im not kidding I’ll make some to pass time 😂
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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LonelyI love cold snacks but man if montuckey people aren't the worst


I didn't even notice the shirt at first
4 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
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Demo binding
SebsNotCore

Look, I’m not saying he shouldn’t be on the 172s considering skis are pricey and he probably plans to grow into them.

but is what he said the *real* reason he got longer skis?
4 years ago
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muffMan.
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Didn’t belive you but this is the discord link

https://discord.gg/skiing
jay65God that place is the fucking worst
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


If you reached out to him I bet he could sell 5 of the ones sitting in his basement collecting dust to people in this thread. Not the big time but it's something.
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


If you reached out to him I bet he could sell 5 of the ones sitting in his basement collecting dust to people in this thread. Not the big time but it's something.
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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armchair_skier


This guy be wearing a Montucky shirt but he's drinking a Truly... That's truly some monkeytucky shit
4 years ago
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asparagus
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Update: the discord server was super lame. Literally just a normal discord server with skiers
4 years ago
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deadhead420
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asparagusUpdate: the discord server was super lame. Literally just a normal discord server with skiers

Ikr, I wanted to find some dumbasses but but I didn’t care enough to actually read though the boring
4 years ago
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animator
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armchair_skier


Notice the Powder7 strap too…. Dude bought all of this w his dads credit card after reading all the forums on NS and deciding it would make him core
4 years ago
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donotreply
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animatorNotice the Powder7 strap too…. Dude bought all of this w his dads credit card after reading all the forums on NS and deciding it would make him core

lmao most of us been there
4 years ago
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animator
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donotreplylmao most of us been there


12 year old me is screaming of jealousy, paying for your own gear sucks
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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I’d argue paying for anything sucks
animator12 year old me is screaming of jealousy, paying for your own gear sucks
4 years ago
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animator
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SebsNotCoreI’d argue paying for anything sucks


And I’d support that argument 😂😂
4 years ago
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Biffbarf
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armchair_skier


kid's getting so much heat for being stoked on his setup lol y'all a buncha haters. kid prob rips, or if he doesn't he will in the future.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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yeah yeah yeah word I respect all these styles
Biffbarfkid's getting so much heat for being stoked on his setup lol y'all a buncha haters. kid prob rips, or if he doesn't he will in the future.
4 years ago
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animator
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This isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭


This kid 100% tried to mount his own bindings after reading a post on here.
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donotreply
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animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭


Those holes this is kinda sad 😭😭 a moment of silence pls

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 4:58:24pm
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BrandoComando
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animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭

Who needs edgeless skis when you can ride baseless skis instead?
4 years ago
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animator
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donotreplyThose holes this is kinda sad 😭😭 a moment of silence pls

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 4:58:24pm


It looks like those non scratch felt pads you put on the bottom of a chair to not scratch your floor 😭😭😭
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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Good god
animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭
4 years ago
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donotreply
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animatorIt looks like those non scratch felt pads you put on the bottom of a chair to not scratch your floor 😭😭😭


lmao hahah buddy can insert some wood fasteners from Ikea maybe he can fix it 😭
4 years ago
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animator
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donotreplylmao hahah buddy can insert some wood fasteners from Ikea maybe he can fix it 😭


just grab a hole saw, cut some base off of your old skis and super glue it they’ll never notice 😂😂
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I may or may not have dimpled my rock Ski’s base after mounting bindings at home while too tired and mixing up the tyrolia heel piece screws… 🙄
CatdickBojanglesThis kid 100% tried to mount his own bindings after reading a post on here.
4 years ago
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danbrown
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how did you find my reddit post
4 years ago
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WisconsinDogfart
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donotreplySomeone tell them they’re good for garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️


pretty sure i screenshotted this about a year ago
3 years ago
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halfwatt
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danbrownhow did you find my reddit post


this person for sure can’t land switch
3 years ago
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danbrown
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halfwattthis person for sure can’t land switch


I can tbh
3 years ago
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isaacwrong
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not reddit but youtube..i got a kick outta this
3 years ago
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deadhead420
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isaacwrongnot reddit but youtube..i got a kick outta this


The thumbnail is better than the video. But again the pivot monster eats another finger
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020181/Beware-Look-Pivot-15-contains-a-hidden-danger---
3 years ago
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armchair_skier
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mrk127The thumbnail is better than the video. But again the pivot monster eats another finger
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020181/Beware-Look-Pivot-15-contains-a-hidden-danger---


everytime he says "finger" replace it with ass
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