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Worst Reddit Finds Thread

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ItsSeb
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I saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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Look, I’m not saying he shouldn’t be on the 172s considering skis are pricey and he probably plans to grow into them.

but is what he said the *real* reason he got longer skis?
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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Nice Ikon magnet!
4 years ago
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bmick
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4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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This
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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Alright I’ll admit I forgot to change my
Profile pic and I haven’t really bothered since
CatdickBojanglesThis
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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Perfection.

CatdickBojanglesThis
4 years ago
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BrandoComando
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SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.


100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?
4 years ago
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Session
Posts: 5408 - Karma: 22,545
SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.

The fucking red bull helmet one had me frothing.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,328
Lacrosse.
BrandoComando100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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It just makes you seem like such a nerd
SessionThe fucking red bull helmet one had me frothing.
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 34,223
"What are these? Are they a type of tele binding?" (It's just an older Look Pivot at a thrift store)

https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/qbo70k/what_are_these_are_they_a_type_of_tele_binding/
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
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They sure do like posting pictures of their skis and calling it a quiver....

Maybe I should post a pic of mine! I'm sure they will commend me for riding beat to shit, delaminating, gouged as fuck K2 poachers with edges falling out. 😍
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
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ItsSeb
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I was gonna post that but then I was like “nahhh maybe NS won’t think it’s that bad”
armchair_skier
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BrandoComando
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SebsNotCoreI was gonna post that but then I was like “nahhh maybe NS won’t think it’s that bad”


This guy is a living meme lmao
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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What’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.
BrandoComandoThis guy is a living meme lmao
4 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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SebsNotCoreWhat’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.

They are like an energy drink company of eyewear. They create rad content that people love and the quality of the product is immaterial.
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ItsSeb
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Well I know they’re well made-I have them. It’s just I’m trying to get a feel for how I’d get treated there
skiP.E.I.They are like an energy drink company of eyewear. They create rad content that people love and the quality of the product is immaterial.
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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you gonna rip my find photo like that and not give me cred. Damn. You cold.
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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my dawg didn’t know where I’d found them, that’s why I didn’t say I discovered them.
BradFiAusNzCoCayou gonna rip my find photo like that and not give me cred. Damn. You cold.
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armchair_skier
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SebsNotCoreWhat’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.

I am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

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CatdickBojangles
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armchair_skier


This guy 100% has a NS account. Ski set up is sick but I bet he pizzas on blues.
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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$15.99 on Facebook
armchair_skierI am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

4 years ago
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GrandThings
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armchair_skier


Thought his shirt said "McConkey" at first was about to be like "ok ok, not too bad"

...was sorely disappointed
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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ok… so I’ve seen both sides of the spectrum. One “They’re pretty fun, neat brand.” The other “People who wear pit vipers are ugly, stupid fucking dumbasses”

Lookin like there’s not really a consensus.
armchair_skierI am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

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armchair_skier
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SebsNotCoreok… so I’ve seen both sides of the spectrum. One “They’re pretty fun, neat brand.” The other “People who wear pit vipers are ugly, stupid fucking dumbasses”

Lookin like there’s not really a consensus.


Cope
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Chron_Rabbit
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BrandoComando100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?


looks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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With… there not being a consensus…? Uhhh… okay. I guess that was my plan to begin with.
armchair_skierCope
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Yeah he said it was a lacrosse helmet on Reddit. He got flamed pretty damn badly for that one. Think he ordered his boots online too
Chron_Rabbitlooks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone
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ItsSeb
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BradFiAusNzCoCaYeah he said it was a lacrosse helmet on Reddit. He got flamed pretty damn badly for that one. Think he ordered his boots online too


How the dude bought black crows and ended up with a lacrosse helmet baffles me.

maybe he spent all of his money on the skis so he could be in matching colours.
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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The photo honestly irked me way more than it should have. Way too misguided for the sake of matching colors
SebsNotCoreHow the dude bought black crows and ended up with a lacrosse helmet baffles me.

maybe he spent all of his money on the skis so he could be in matching colours.
4 years ago
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deadhead420
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armchair_skier"What are these? Are they a type of tele binding?" (It's just an older Look Pivot at a thrift store)

https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/qbo70k/what_are_these_are_they_a_type_of_tele_binding/

Mans about to get his finger munched
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojanglesThis guy 100% has a NS account. Ski set up is sick but I bet he pizzas on blues.


This is the person who makes all the "big horn" and "core" threads
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CatdickBojangles
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armchair_skierThis is the person who makes all the "big horn" and "core" threads


I thought it looked like @WoFlowz glad to see he got new skis.
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesI thought it looked like @WoFlowz glad to see he got new skis.


I wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
4 years ago
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ItsSeb
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What 12 year old pit viper owners think everyone is saying as they walk by
WoFlowzI wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
4 years ago
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muffMan.
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Dude I died when I saw this. The pits pull it together
armchair_skier
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muffMan.
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My fav are the people who post 20 year old skis and ask “is it worth it”.

also saw another guy asking if pivots were new tech
SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
4 years ago
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Lonely
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armchair_skier


I love cold snacks but man if montuckey people aren't the worst
4 years ago
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SKIINGISEASY
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armchair_skier


Here me out "Ham Zahner"
4 years ago
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Evantheshredster
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I had one of the first pairs of larry enticer signatures and lost them in a river. cant bring myself to buy another pair, it just seems like something someone with a duramax would wear
SebsNotCoreWell I know they’re well made-I have them. It’s just I’m trying to get a feel for how I’d get treated there
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elm.
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Check out my "quiver," bro
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ItsSeb
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good god there are so many “Worth it?” Posts of 25 year old Fischer’s that are absolutely beaten to shit and not worth 100 bucks
Coleg55My fav are the people who post 20 year old skis and ask “is it worth it”.

also saw another guy asking if pivots were new tech
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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1) I like the Icelantic guy’s range
2) the DPS guy made a huge departure with the S/7
elm.







Check out my "quiver," bro
4 years ago
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KilaTsunami
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I’m glad we’re finally ripping on Reddit lmao
4 years ago
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deadhead420
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WoFlowzI wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
SebsNotCoreWhat 12 year old pit viper owners think everyone is saying as they walk by

The thing is that’s what the non pit wearing 12 year olds actually say about pit owners
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nOtyRmOm
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Chron_Rabbitlooks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone


so basically its not gonna do shit or stay on his head
4 years ago
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donotreply
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I don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Bro i told you not to post this pic of me
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CatdickBojangles
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donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


Damn the site doesn’t exist anymore. I wanted one.
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