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Worst Reddit Finds Thread

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ItsSeb
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I saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
Oct 21 2021 9:23AM 61 5
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ItsSeb
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Look, I’m not saying he shouldn’t be on the 172s considering skis are pricey and he probably plans to grow into them.

but is what he said the *real* reason he got longer skis?
Oct 21 2021 9:30AM 56 2
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ItsSeb
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Nice Ikon magnet!
Oct 21 2021 9:33AM 48 1
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,614
Oct 21 2021 9:44AM 57 0
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CatdickBojangles
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This
Oct 21 2021 9:44AM 49 1
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,255
Alright I’ll admit I forgot to change my
Profile pic and I haven’t really bothered since
CatdickBojanglesThis
Oct 21 2021 9:46AM 15 2
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ItsSeb
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Perfection.

CatdickBojanglesThis
Oct 21 2021 9:47AM 26 2
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1397 - Karma: 17,109
SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.


100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?
Oct 21 2021 10:42AM 86 0
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Session
Posts: 5167 - Karma: 19,637
SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.

The fucking red bull helmet one had me frothing.
Oct 21 2021 10:43AM 20 0
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,255
Lacrosse.
BrandoComando100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?
Oct 21 2021 10:45AM 19 2
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,255
It just makes you seem like such a nerd
SessionThe fucking red bull helmet one had me frothing.
Oct 21 2021 10:46AM 11 1
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armchair_skier
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 18,390
"What are these? Are they a type of tele binding?" (It's just an older Look Pivot at a thrift store)

https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/qbo70k/what_are_these_are_they_a_type_of_tele_binding/
Oct 21 2021 10:55AM 31 1
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armchair_skier
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They sure do like posting pictures of their skis and calling it a quiver....

Maybe I should post a pic of mine! I'm sure they will commend me for riding beat to shit, delaminating, gouged as fuck K2 poachers with edges falling out. 😍
Oct 21 2021 10:58AM 52 0
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armchair_skier
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Oct 21 2021 11:01AM 63 1
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ItsSeb
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I was gonna post that but then I was like “nahhh maybe NS won’t think it’s that bad”
armchair_skier
Oct 21 2021 11:02AM 16 1
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BrandoComando
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SebsNotCoreI was gonna post that but then I was like “nahhh maybe NS won’t think it’s that bad”


This guy is a living meme lmao
Oct 21 2021 11:09AM 40 0
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ItsSeb
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What’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.
BrandoComandoThis guy is a living meme lmao
Oct 21 2021 11:11AM 14 1
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skiP.E.I.
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SebsNotCoreWhat’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.

They are like an energy drink company of eyewear. They create rad content that people love and the quality of the product is immaterial.
Oct 21 2021 11:15AM 32 0
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ItsSeb
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Well I know they’re well made-I have them. It’s just I’m trying to get a feel for how I’d get treated there
skiP.E.I.They are like an energy drink company of eyewear. They create rad content that people love and the quality of the product is immaterial.
Oct 21 2021 11:17AM 8 4
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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you gonna rip my find photo like that and not give me cred. Damn. You cold.
Oct 21 2021 11:19AM 15 0
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ItsSeb
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my dawg didn’t know where I’d found them, that’s why I didn’t say I discovered them.
BradFiAusNzCoCayou gonna rip my find photo like that and not give me cred. Damn. You cold.
Oct 21 2021 11:20AM 2 1
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armchair_skier
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SebsNotCoreWhat’s the general consensus on vipers now anyway? Are they just a meme now, I see so many people saying such different things about them.

I am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

Oct 21 2021 11:33AM 45 1
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CatdickBojangles
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armchair_skier


This guy 100% has a NS account. Ski set up is sick but I bet he pizzas on blues.
Oct 21 2021 11:37AM 49 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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$15.99 on Facebook
armchair_skierI am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

Oct 21 2021 11:47AM 12 0
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GrandThings
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Thought his shirt said "McConkey" at first was about to be like "ok ok, not too bad"

...was sorely disappointed
Oct 21 2021 12:14PM 19 0
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ItsSeb
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ok… so I’ve seen both sides of the spectrum. One “They’re pretty fun, neat brand.” The other “People who wear pit vipers are ugly, stupid fucking dumbasses”

Lookin like there’s not really a consensus.
armchair_skierI am better looking, stronger, and smarter than any man who un-ironically wears pit vipers.

The only people who look good in pit vipers are the people on @pitvipetbabes IG

Oct 21 2021 12:32PM 7 2
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armchair_skier
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SebsNotCoreok… so I’ve seen both sides of the spectrum. One “They’re pretty fun, neat brand.” The other “People who wear pit vipers are ugly, stupid fucking dumbasses”

Lookin like there’s not really a consensus.


Cope
Oct 21 2021 12:51PM 9 5
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Chron_Rabbit
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BrandoComando100% chance that guy bought those skis because they match his kit color
Also... is that a baseball helmet?


looks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone
Oct 21 2021 1:14PM 17 0
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ItsSeb
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With… there not being a consensus…? Uhhh… okay. I guess that was my plan to begin with.
armchair_skierCope
Oct 21 2021 1:16PM 12 1
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Yeah he said it was a lacrosse helmet on Reddit. He got flamed pretty damn badly for that one. Think he ordered his boots online too
Chron_Rabbitlooks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone
Oct 21 2021 1:18PM 21 0
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ItsSeb
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BradFiAusNzCoCaYeah he said it was a lacrosse helmet on Reddit. He got flamed pretty damn badly for that one. Think he ordered his boots online too


How the dude bought black crows and ended up with a lacrosse helmet baffles me.

maybe he spent all of his money on the skis so he could be in matching colours.
Oct 21 2021 1:21PM 33 1
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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The photo honestly irked me way more than it should have. Way too misguided for the sake of matching colors
SebsNotCoreHow the dude bought black crows and ended up with a lacrosse helmet baffles me.

maybe he spent all of his money on the skis so he could be in matching colours.
Oct 21 2021 1:28PM 14 0
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mrk127
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 13,550
armchair_skier"What are these? Are they a type of tele binding?" (It's just an older Look Pivot at a thrift store)

https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/qbo70k/what_are_these_are_they_a_type_of_tele_binding/

Mans about to get his finger munched
Oct 21 2021 1:32PM 18 0
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojanglesThis guy 100% has a NS account. Ski set up is sick but I bet he pizzas on blues.


This is the person who makes all the "big horn" and "core" threads
Oct 21 2021 1:59PM 42 0
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CatdickBojangles
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armchair_skierThis is the person who makes all the "big horn" and "core" threads


I thought it looked like @WoFlowz glad to see he got new skis.
Oct 21 2021 2:01PM 26 0
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesI thought it looked like @WoFlowz glad to see he got new skis.


I wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
Oct 21 2021 4:13PM 21 0
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,255
What 12 year old pit viper owners think everyone is saying as they walk by
WoFlowzI wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
Oct 21 2021 4:14PM 23 1
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muffMan.
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Dude I died when I saw this. The pits pull it together
armchair_skier
Oct 21 2021 5:52PM 6 0
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muffMan.
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My fav are the people who post 20 year old skis and ask “is it worth it”.

also saw another guy asking if pivots were new tech
SebsNotCoreI saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
Oct 21 2021 5:54PM 15 0
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Lonely
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armchair_skier


I love cold snacks but man if montuckey people aren't the worst
Oct 21 2021 6:06PM 11 0
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KaneDog
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armchair_skier


Here me out "Ham Zahner"
Oct 21 2021 6:17PM 31 0
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Evantheshredster
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I had one of the first pairs of larry enticer signatures and lost them in a river. cant bring myself to buy another pair, it just seems like something someone with a duramax would wear
SebsNotCoreWell I know they’re well made-I have them. It’s just I’m trying to get a feel for how I’d get treated there
Oct 21 2021 6:26PM 19 0
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elm.
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Check out my "quiver," bro
Oct 22 2021 9:48AM 38 8
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ItsSeb
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good god there are so many “Worth it?” Posts of 25 year old Fischer’s that are absolutely beaten to shit and not worth 100 bucks
Coleg55My fav are the people who post 20 year old skis and ask “is it worth it”.

also saw another guy asking if pivots were new tech
Oct 22 2021 9:54AM 18 1
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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1) I like the Icelantic guy’s range
2) the DPS guy made a huge departure with the S/7
elm.







Check out my "quiver," bro
Oct 22 2021 10:25AM 8 0
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KilaTsunami
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I’m glad we’re finally ripping on Reddit lmao
Oct 22 2021 10:54AM 52 0
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mrk127
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WoFlowzI wish I looked as cool as him and his pit vipers
SebsNotCoreWhat 12 year old pit viper owners think everyone is saying as they walk by

The thing is that’s what the non pit wearing 12 year olds actually say about pit owners
Oct 22 2021 11:13AM 15 0
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nOtyRmOm123
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Chron_Rabbitlooks like an older cascade lacrosse helmet with the cage and chin strap gone


so basically its not gonna do shit or stay on his head
Oct 22 2021 11:47AM 10 0
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donotreply
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I don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
Oct 22 2021 12:38PM 53 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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armchair_skier


Bro i told you not to post this pic of me
Oct 22 2021 1:18PM 29 0
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CatdickBojangles
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donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


Damn the site doesn’t exist anymore. I wanted one.
Oct 22 2021 1:35PM 12 0
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