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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
im fucked right now and how fuckin nuts was henriks s triple!!! honestly who was expecting that?
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Oh. Splendid!
13 years ago
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
im shmacked
13 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
i got drunk last night.
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Blacked out at dos, walking tk my room last night and some how ended up at river run village. Solid night
13 years ago
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
anybody ells on NS old enough to remember this?
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Wazaaaaaaa??
13 years ago
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
Yes.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Hellooooooo gay boys
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
ahahash wow I'm such a tease
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
I'm drunk and I'm going to whis in 15 days, stoked beyond belief
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Ive been posting in this htdead way too much lately.
13 years ago
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
is there an "im high" thread?
13 years ago
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,163
gurl hit me up, I'll be there drunk as fuck. buffalo bills or some shit
13 years ago
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
lightin this betch up
13 years ago
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 383
HIIIIIIIII EVERYBODY!!!! sdkjfadfkljgaflgkjahfg
13 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
It's 9pm and I'm blacked the fuck out. Glad this was in my threads or I woulda never been able to find it
13 years ago
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
glad to see this back up front
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
anyone ever played chardee macdennis?
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Helloooo is it me youre looking fooooooooorrrrrr?

fuck you lionel getting stuck in m head and shit
13 years ago
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84west
Posts: 647 - Karma: 1,267
I love it when I'm looking for this thread, and it's on the front page.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Never understood how someone could tell they're blacked out when they're black out. You really shouldn't be able to know until the next morning when you wake up and don't remember anything.
13 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
Yeah you dont know if youre blacked out when youre blacked out. Dildo, a blackout means "your memory has stopped writing." Dont think theres a way of knowing if youre in a blackout state
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Exactly. I didn't know how to put it into words but this sums up my thoughts perfectly.
13 years ago
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blerp.nerp.
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Eat my opoop
13 years ago
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blerp.nerp.
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you dont make sense you sobe bastard
13 years ago
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blerp.nerp.
Posts: 16 - Karma: 11
Who from Toronto did was I talking to about reaching to hit urban the weekend after family day.
13 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21113 - Karma: 8,648
I haven't posted in this thread in a long time.

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13 years ago
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
Yeahhhhhhh bitch!
13 years ago
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,906
yeah you can tell when someone else is blackout but you cant tell if you are yourself
13 years ago
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
BLOOMSBURG

twat
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
just accidently spit in my beer. to finihs it or to throw it... that is the question
13 years ago
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NPF
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its your spit dont be a pussy. finish it.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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well it was chew spot and im way ahead of you. already did
13 years ago
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rememberscott
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I'm playing guitar hero and it's awesome :D
13 years ago
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
HAI GUIZ. GIRL JUST GAVE ME HERNUMVBER…..ITS LOOKING UP
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
minecraft ns and beer woooo im fucking bored.
13 years ago
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
OMG U GUIZ DRINK ALCOHOL UR SOOOO KEWL. U GUIZ SHOOD IMPRESS UR FRIENZ WITH THEEZ KEWL STOREEZ. MARAWANA IZ SOOOOOO MUCH KEWLER.
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
keeeeeewwwwwwwwlllll
13 years ago
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Matt.H
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im way toio ducjkoin drunk and i am confused as hfuck what is happin now broskis
13 years ago
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Matt.H
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sorry dub post but to all u 13 year olds frat parties are ony as fun as u make them and rember u have to deal with what u do later. idrank too much.fuuuuck
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Got iver a foot if sniw and no classes in the morning. Why the hell not?
13 years ago
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SpongeBob
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Always
13 years ago
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
didnt get laid..

next time!!
13 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
I can never find this thread when necessary..
/sober post in the drunk thread
13 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
atta boy send it. right on
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Internet killed the video star
13 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut wuuuuuuuuuuuuut  freemaxxybyo!!!!!

13 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,104
DRUNK PRODUCING A MUSIC VIDEO OMGGGZZZ
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Where the hell am I
13 years ago
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
If I pissed it would fly backwards and tie a knot above the clouds where a brown guy would give me a high five.
13 years ago
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