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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
no.. everyone knows you're pissing.. but its still awesome
Mar 19 2010 11:41AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
engraving of ur name in choligrpahy on everysingle thing you own
Mar 19 2010 11:42AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
landscaping for other people
Mar 20 2010 5:00PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
yess!

in a trough. not a urinal
Mar 20 2010 5:12PM
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DedicatedPicturs
Posts: 358 - Karma: 2,515
Peeing while walking.
Mar 20 2010 5:39PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
being overly prepared for car trips/plane rides. snack, drinks, laptop, ipod, game system of some sort. bonus points if you have an xbox or ps3 in the car. also bonus points if the rest of the party is underprepared. "oh you want to use my ipod because im on the computer anyways? fuck you buddy...i came prepared, you didnt."
Mar 20 2010 7:48PM
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Cone-argh
Posts: 191 - Karma: 24
saying no homo so I can get away with saying things that are outrageously gay and inappropriate.
Mar 20 2010 7:53PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Those days when you shave absolutely perfectly
Wearing clothes right out of the dryer
Going to McDonalds just for the Play-Place
Wearing bow ties
Wearing bow ties in places they don't belong
Mar 20 2010 9:54PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
filling a bowl with ice cream,then eating 5 scoops out of the container before you put it back
Mar 20 2010 9:59PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
pissing while long boarding in the dark .. i just feel so much better about everthing during that 30 seconds
Mar 20 2010 10:01PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
preparing a fine meal and eating it....naked, on a balcony
wearing a housecoat
walking your dog
finely aged cheddar
hand rolled cigarettes
peeling an orange in one peel
hardwood floors
being on a boat
the perfect staple
sending a letter
flasks
sitting on a park bench




Mar 20 2010 10:08PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1478 - Karma: 3,121

setting your alarm early on a weekend, waking up, and just lying there feeling perfect.

peeling elmers glue off your hand when it dries

Mar 20 2010 10:10PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1478 - Karma: 3,121
i have to admit... i looked up.
Mar 20 2010 10:15PM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
Walking around with a a boner in sweatpamts.
Hot moms
Using common NS responses outside of NS

Mar 21 2010 9:35AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
eating a whole box of waffles in one sitting
wearing zip up hoodies with no undershirt
warm pop tarts
Mar 21 2010 9:59AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
drinking apple juice out of a wine glass whilst watching spongebob
Mar 21 2010 12:06PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
drinking wine from a soda can
driving without pants
racing golf carts
getting drunk before getting onto an airplane
wearing wolf shirts to semi-formal/classy events
wearing a fresh suit
skiing in argyle dress socks
pesto
drunk girls
Mar 21 2010 3:53PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
wearing robes
Mar 21 2010 3:56PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
showering naked
Mar 21 2010 4:20PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i believe you just described spring break mornings for me.

This thread kinda sucks because everyone is saying the same thing, do something while you are naked or pooping makes you upper class
Mar 21 2010 4:52PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Going commando, aka no underwear.
Not wearing any shirt under a hoodie or jacket.
Collapsing on the couch in your ski gear after an epic day.
Hugs :D
Eating everything with a fork and knife while talking in a British accent. I like to then refer to everyone as Jenkins and have them be my butler.
Walking around town and staring everyone down. Including super gangsta black guys.
Mar 21 2010 5:01PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
that takes balls
Mar 21 2010 5:12PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
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Mar 21 2010 5:25PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Drinking micro brews and smoking organically grown grand daddy purp (some of the best gdp ive seen), in a family friends house( worth 2 million) at Breckenridge.
Mar 21 2010 5:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
going to get gas and having your passenger fill up and wash your windows.
Mar 21 2010 5:35PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
doesn't that attract sharks? because i know they call shitting in the water "Shark Sugar"
Mar 21 2010 5:46PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
They always back off.
Mar 21 2010 7:28PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
going to the gas station to get 20 dollars of gas, filling up your tank then deciding your gonna change cup a black n mild just cause you can
wood tip black n milds
eating kosher
Mar 21 2010 9:17PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
not keeping kosher when you're supposed to be keeping kosher.
Mar 21 2010 9:25PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahaha you probably do that, it wouldn't surprise me :p
Mar 21 2010 9:30PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
this is a judgment free thread, please take your judging else ware paula!
Mar 21 2010 9:33PM
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buddychaps
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Mar 21 2010 9:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i was judging him in a friendly way trevor, stay out of it!
Mar 21 2010 9:36PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
bwahaha its funny, because it is.
Mar 21 2010 9:37PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
I write in beautiful cursive and speak using large words.
Mar 21 2010 9:38PM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
smurfs
throwing snowballs at cars
doing donuts in cars
eating donuts
killing zombies (havent done it but imagine it would be awesome)
Mar 21 2010 9:39PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
im gonna be honest, i never thought this thread would make it past 12 posts, im actually glad its near 200, its a decent thread haha
Mar 21 2010 9:42PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
MAZEL TOV can i get you a cookie??













naw i was actually thinkin the same thing. i was gonna congratulate you on your successful thread. i will do that anyway.
Mar 21 2010 9:44PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
la Heim! jewlia, we shall toast to this with some grape jewce
Mar 21 2010 9:51PM
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p.jones
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eating a frozen waffle or two while the other 4 are in the toaster
Mar 21 2010 11:09PM
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FBGM
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and challah
Mar 21 2010 11:15PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
mad pimping added to the finer things list.
Mar 21 2010 11:20PM
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apcaipse
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Getting first post in a thread but not claiming first.
Mar 22 2010 9:32AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

fuckin CHEEZ-ITs, so damn good

also, when a friend comes  back from colorado, and brings you a ganja treat unexpectantly, deff of the higher things

Mar 22 2010 12:16PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
smoking bowls in the shower
sitting on a bench and making blatant comments about passersby
sleeping in fresh sheets
rolling your own cigarettes
showing general disregard for attractive females in the room
Mar 22 2010 12:28PM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19

acting like a boss

shitting on deborahs desk

promote synergy

killing myself and living again

wearing the glasses with a fake nose and mustache

wearing wife beaters

wake and bake

spear fishing

lawn bowling

Mar 22 2010 12:56PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
eating a nutrigrain bar for lunch while laying in your bed watching the new episodes of the office..
Mar 22 2010 3:35PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
Raindrops on Roses
Whiskers on Kitten
Bright copper kettles and
warm woolen mittens

These are a few of my favorite things...

Or... singing loud in the shower to a song that I only kinda know the words to
Mar 22 2010 3:43PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
misfortunes of others
Mar 22 2010 4:55PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
when you....wake up in the morning feelin like a black man
Mar 22 2010 4:57PM
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