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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio

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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

thread deletion pending.

Feb 21 2010 11:38PM

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Nicholas.

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yelling at the homeless to get a job/ throwing scattered pennies at them and watching them scramble to pick them up

smoking a cigar and drinking wine in a hot tub. grapes and assorted cheese plates are a bonus.

reading and drinking wine on a rainy day.

drinking tea before bed. even when you are blackout drunk.

making a point to wear entirely new apparel, from undershirt to socks and shoes. everything.

ejaculating without concern for where/whom it might soil.

Mar 17 2010 7:19PM

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Malcolm

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talking with a british accent obviously

Mar 17 2010 7:22PM

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hellomynameisjef

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fuck you, try it.

Mar 17 2010 7:27PM

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rj.

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scratching nuts in class

Mar 17 2010 7:31PM

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DutchhGutss

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Insane

Being extremely Gay

Smoking blunts in your cellur

Smoking bongs in your cellur

Mar 17 2010 7:51PM

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baethoven

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que?

Mar 17 2010 7:55PM

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pomme-de-terre

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taking a holiday to Thailand to engage in sexual intercourse with young boys.

Mar 17 2010 9:29PM

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Woodsy15

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Loner

Peeing with no hands in the afterbang position.

Mar 17 2010 11:05PM

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bkiss_

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Ridiculous

being naked under a tall tee

Mar 18 2010 12:03AM

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SteezyOhio

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being over dressed when there was no dress requirements
wearing my neon blue high top sneakers to my schools formal dances
tuxedo shirts?

Mar 18 2010 12:03AM

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Nicholas.

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wearing high tops or anything other than dress shoes in a suit or tux is NOT fine/classy/cool.

Mar 18 2010 12:11AM

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SteezyOhio

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well this isn't the class act thread, tis the higher things thread, things in which when one embarks upon them, they feel fulfilled and of betterness.
so, neon blue reebok reverse jam shoes with an all black suit is a higher thing IMO

Mar 18 2010 12:21AM

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FBGM

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HEY BACK OFF

Mar 18 2010 12:22AM

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SteezyOhio

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learn well you have young one

Mar 18 2010 12:24AM

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andersteeze

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Jizzing freely into the bathtub, not some TP.

Cruising newschoolers in bed

Mar 18 2010 12:25AM

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FBGM

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baby, you know i gotcho back

Mar 18 2010 12:26AM

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FBGM

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errr damn day

Mar 18 2010 12:28AM

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andersteeze

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oh, and kool aid

Mar 18 2010 12:59AM

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henrytargett

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throwing random shit into a blender and having it turn out as a kick-ass smoothie.

Mar 18 2010 1:04AM

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IceCreamer

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Knowing that you will receive a blowjob today.

Mar 18 2010 6:40AM

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sniche

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Ridiculous

^^^ its not even a full page yet cheif...

cupping your balls with your boxers when you sleeping so they dont stick to yourself...

Mar 18 2010 9:11AM

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nychka

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Lanvins being a minor exception...

-smoking Dunhill internationals
-A well excecuted pen trick

Mar 18 2010 11:10AM

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dave_uninc

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Loner

yes!

Margaritas

Staying in your ski underwear at home after coming back from skiing

closing the door of the bathroom with one leg while peeing

Mar 18 2010 3:09PM

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dave_uninc

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Loner

great thread by the way!

well done steezyohio!

Mar 18 2010 3:10PM

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Nicholas.

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i could see how you could think its cool if you are in highschool. but wearing a full suit head to toe is soo much classier/better feeling/awesome.

Mar 18 2010 4:14PM

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yellav

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NEVER holding in farts no matter the occasion. natural flatulence flow.

Mar 18 2010 4:21PM

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skiP.E.I.

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drinking wine from a mason jar

Mar 18 2010 4:37PM

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sarahskis

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Insane

Owning a tuxedo cat that plays fetch

Mar 18 2010 5:09PM

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PacificRimJob

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you mean a james bond cat that drinks martinis?

Mar 18 2010 5:19PM

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rvca

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Loner

mid-afternoon naps

soft sand between your toes (no homo)

driving through town on a summer day with your boys in the car playing a favorite song

Mar 18 2010 5:28PM

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artfullydodged

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Smoking a j laid back under the stars

Mar 18 2010 6:08PM

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yellav

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using an umbrella

eating a full block of cheese by taking small bites out of it

Mar 18 2010 6:12PM

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Backyard.Skier

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hawt

Mar 18 2010 7:01PM

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sarahskis

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and drives an aston martin. that is crucial

Mar 18 2010 7:39PM

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SteezyOhio

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crucial.
walking into a store, having a hawt clerk ask if you'd like to see whats on sale, then you saying "babe, why don't you show me whats not for sale, and while your at it, why don't i buy you a new outfit, this aint 1990 anymore"

Mar 18 2010 8:17PM

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GANDALF

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Mar 18 2010 8:29PM

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FBGM

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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS

Mar 18 2010 8:31PM

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MADDECENT

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plugging up the sink, peeing in it, and then licking it.

Mar 18 2010 8:36PM

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2_fadez

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Crazy Fool

you treat ANYONE else like your maid/servant because they are obviously lower class than you, and thus should treat you like a god

Mar 18 2010 8:49PM

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Ryan*

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Insane

Eating Sesame Chicken with a spoon.

Mar 18 2010 11:31PM

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r3dbullninja

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Loner

having a box you throw all socks into, so never paired with the same ones twice

casual jackets!

non-renewable resources

Funyuns

Bonsai Trees

unlimited rare candies and master balls

Tweed jackets

Crocheting till you fall asleep

hella long naps

Mar 18 2010 11:49PM

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inb4_UMAD

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having your parents walk in on you while beating off

telling n****r jokes to random african americans

diggin for gold n finishing the deal while in public

gettin hobos to fight over breadcrumbs like pigeons

stickin ur finger up ur ass (no homo) n gettin a chick to suck on it like a soother

Mar 19 2010 12:05AM

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FBGM

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cool second post bro

Mar 19 2010 12:09AM

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