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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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steezmoe*
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robot unicorn
Mar 25 2010 9:57PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
IN HONOR OF STEEZYOHIO, who could not be with us this evening:

-chili cheese dawgs while listening to sting
-michael buble
-julia dick
Mar 25 2010 10:01PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
he would also like to add:

-sex while listening to electric feel by MGMT

THAT IS ALL THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
Mar 25 2010 10:03PM
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derbski
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that would be nice, but I think I would feel like way more of a boss participating in coitus while listening to this.



I mean seriously, Nino Rota must have been balls deep in a woman and writing this at the same time.
Mar 25 2010 11:21PM
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FBGM
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oh, trust me. it's nice.
Mar 25 2010 11:32PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
that is fucking brilliant
Mar 25 2010 11:39PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
when your buddy flies down, and you play golf and show up with 4 blunts rolled up.

but only smoked 2.
Mar 25 2010 11:54PM
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swagburg
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wearing sunglasses at night
Mar 26 2010 12:05AM
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sarahskis
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jamming the fuck out in the library with headphones on.  No one knows. Its so much fun
Mar 26 2010 8:34AM
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fillup
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Thats just disappointment.

Unless you needed those 2 for a special occasion later, or those were the last of yo stash.
Mar 26 2010 9:21AM
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MichSteeze
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haha this.
Mar 26 2010 2:26PM
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T.L.
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Having a beer with your breakfast.  seat all the way back and feet out the window.  also, one of my favorites is stumbling upon cartoon sized things and using them like normal.  The other day i bought a gigantic sub.  i'm not talking like a $5 foot long.. I'm talking about a party sub easily 2 and a half feet long and 8 inches wide.   it was obviously meant to be cut up into 4 or 5 servings but ate it like a regular sub.  <---- that's fucking boss status right there. 

Mar 26 2010 3:09PM
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FBGM
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yeah...
Mar 26 2010 5:31PM
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derbski
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Let me tell you what is not one of the higher things, getting a 404 message every time I try to go to this page and having to hit refresh once or twice for it to work. It is really weird, it is only this page of this thread that I am getting it with.
Mar 26 2010 5:34PM
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0123456789
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yea, plus im a shitty guy
Mar 26 2010 7:50PM
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rj.
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looking real paranoid
Mar 26 2010 7:55PM
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justen.603
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listening to taylor swift
Mar 26 2010 7:57PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Me threether

Jk, I eat a huge amount in the bath/shower, and get junk in my pubes
Mar 26 2010 8:33PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
eating food directly from frying pan or its original container.
Mar 26 2010 10:48PM
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connoroh
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;)
Mar 29 2010 10:55AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
waking up naked to find a total cutie from the night before wearing nothing but your line static hoodie, unzipped...
Mar 29 2010 11:16AM
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Aaaron.
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pics or it didn't happen
Mar 29 2010 1:22PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

i can't put nudes up on NS, duh, plus this isn't a claim thread, this was just one of the higher things that i happened to come across this weekend

also: a freshly burnt mix cd that never gets old, mini babybel, LIFE on Discovery

Mar 29 2010 2:06PM
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0123456789
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- the babybel, not a fan.
Mar 29 2010 2:19PM
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applejuice.
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this, i sleep in them.
Mar 29 2010 2:20PM
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rigzz
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Stop teasing little 12 years old on this site you naughty little girl!
Mar 29 2010 2:33PM
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applejuice.
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teasing would've been skiing in nothing but a tall tee, i would say most girls on NS/in general sleep nude/semi nude.
Mar 29 2010 2:36PM
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Tortao
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not just the girls. i sleep in the nude mostly, its so much more... free
Mar 29 2010 2:41PM
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0123456789
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sleeping naked/walking around naked for sure
Mar 29 2010 3:09PM
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Ryan*
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Sleeping naked/walking around naked by accident.
Mar 29 2010 10:41PM
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0123456789
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i believe you mean when you have no idea other people are home.
Mar 29 2010 10:59PM
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FerrisBueller
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eating your own poop
Mar 29 2010 11:02PM
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Ryan*
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No, I mean when you don't realize you're naked until you're already out in the open.
Mar 29 2010 11:02PM
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0123456789
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i see your point, i now agree.
Mar 29 2010 11:16PM
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stompdat
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doing something awesome on accident, and totally claiming it like it was no big.

people watching.

free stuff. (doesn't matter what, it's cool cause it's free)

being proud of yourself for not tripping because you've never tripped because of untied shoes before.

saying ridiculous things right as you walk by people

not remembering last night and going over what happened laughing the whole time.








Mar 30 2010 1:30AM
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Davy.Crockett
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waking up in the morning and no ones home wearing a tall tee and boxers and eating some leftover cake.
Mar 30 2010 1:58AM
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skiminnesota
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umm if no one is home thats code for just wear boxers or gym shorts all day. going shirtless is the best!
Mar 30 2010 2:02AM
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fourtwozero
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playing video games/texting/readin skier mag on the shitter until your legs go numb
Mar 30 2010 2:06AM
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ianz2
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drinking red bull, whilst eating caviar and pudding

saying whilst
Mar 30 2010 3:31AM
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applejuice.
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feelin like pdiddy.
Mar 30 2010 8:14AM
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brian_man24
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Leaning back in chairs.
Talking back to your teachers.
Laughing before you even send a text cause you know youre that damn funny.
That feeling after you floss.
The smell of newly printed copies.
Mar 30 2010 8:35AM
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theline
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Skiing in basketball shorts with a nice breeze up thurr

smoking a j and walking into a room full of strangers, then engaging them all in conversation

pesto

a perfect iPod shuffle with no skipping

afterbanging while driving

Mar 30 2010 8:48AM
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0123456789
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hell yeah, my right leg goes numb all the time, always got the laptop on the shitter.
Mar 30 2010 8:49AM
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Aaaron.
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running around naked upstairs, while there are people downstairs.
Mar 30 2010 10:44AM
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Ryan*
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*whilst there are people downstairs.
Mar 30 2010 11:20AM
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.Natty.
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Eating a waffle with chocolate from the Waffle Cabin (formerly the Waffle Haus) while sitting in the position quoted above^ while smoking a bowl/blunt/joint (your choice).
Mar 30 2010 4:20PM
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BootySpunk.
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Brushing your teeth and cutting your finger nails in the shower.

Wiping your ass with nice ass toilet paper...like that 4 ply shit!
Mar 30 2010 4:22PM
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Brenone
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scottie tissue is really the only way to go. that 4 ply shit is for the birds. imo
Mar 30 2010 4:24PM
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geteducated
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sailing on a sunny day while drinking a gin and tonic.  ccr playing out the radio.
Mar 30 2010 5:46PM
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lizzatronn
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sitting around in a towel for hours after a hot ass shower
Mar 30 2010 6:17PM
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