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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
*walking around naked upstairs whilst there are people downstairs
May 8 2011 6:09PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
crashing, going to the hospital, getting fixed up, then going back to the mountain and finishing the day.
May 8 2011 10:16PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
WHITE iphone !!!!!!!!!
May 8 2011 10:50PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
longboarding on a hot but windy day
Jun 12 2011 5:04PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Smoking in the car, whike driving. Caviar. Coke in a lass bottle. TV in the bathtoom/ kitchen.
Jun 12 2011 5:08PM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 710 - Karma: 3,201
Outdoor shower when its raining
First run of the season (no matter how truly shitty it is)
Taking a shit when you're high
Cracking the first brew
Jun 12 2011 5:16PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
bumping the higher things thread.



Jul 16 2011 3:23PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
peeing outdoors, especially somewhere with a view
Jul 16 2011 4:03PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
Getting super fucking high to overcome your problems.
Jul 16 2011 10:09PM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
wearing a polo, nantucket red shorts, and sperrys
Jul 16 2011 10:20PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
mt hood riding in the summer!
Jul 17 2011 12:52PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
off a cliff is prime
Jul 17 2011 1:47PM
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hurrdurr
Posts: 349 - Karma: 29
watching the sunrise on your balcony while drinking coffee and listening to the birds
Jul 17 2011 2:19PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
scratching the underside of your balls while pissing, don't knock it till you try it.

even better do it high.
Jul 17 2011 2:41PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
sipping a cold drink on a houseboat
Jul 17 2011 2:58PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
Taking a quiet wilderness shit. Ordering chocolate milk instead of wine at a fine restautant
Jul 17 2011 3:56PM
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mistahfabbydavis
Posts: 216 - Karma: 15
drinking tea
waking up and playing music
skateboard cruising
Jul 17 2011 3:56PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
bumping quality threads

and shampooing your hair after a fresh buzzcut
Aug 21 2011 10:59PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
being the only person rocking a tall t in a 5 star hotel
Aug 22 2011 2:14AM
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jmBEERY
Posts: 392 - Karma: 57
being super baked and walk outside to take a piss and look up at a super stary night and just about shit your pants from the sight of it.
Aug 22 2011 2:22AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Pooping naked while watching a movie on your iphone.

Aug 22 2011 4:12AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
well the CN tower is pretty high up there
Sep 22 2011 11:01PM
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Spaceberg
Posts: 394 - Karma: 12

Peeing in toilet bowl naked hands free

Masturbating in hot shower while sitting down

Bong rips in the morning

Walking around inside house naked smoking and drinking alone

Feeling fist connect with opponents jaw

Getting to shitfaced, pucking, then feeling alot better

Dancing in underpants to jazz

All of these should be applied in succesion to maximize joy

Sep 23 2011 1:00AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Peeing standing up while brushing your teeth.
Sep 23 2011 1:02AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Finishing an assignment and topping off your day with a beer.
Sep 23 2011 1:07AM
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finchski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 621
wearing sunglasses at night
Sep 23 2011 1:12AM
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SkidaEast4lif3
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
naked shit
peeing in the shower
sleeping naked
Sep 23 2011 1:14AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
fall railjams. winning. new gear. getting with girls that are taken.
Sep 24 2011 1:01AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
my girlfriends reaction when she notices she has given me a boner
Nov 27 2011 2:32AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
sunsets
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Dec 4 2011 1:43AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Fancy seeing you here
Dec 4 2011 1:52AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
coming home to your place when it is totally clean
putting on a new pair of socks
sleeping in fresh sheets
roadside pee
wetsuit pee
stapling your final copy of a big paper
Dec 4 2011 2:08AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
fancy is how i like my catsup
Dec 4 2011 2:19AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Fancy is the only form of catsup.
Dec 4 2011 2:20AM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
Watching excesive porn in your bedroom
Dec 4 2011 2:49AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
smokin weed is the original "Higher Thing"
but erey now n then i dip n dodge in that shit that whitney get ;)
Feb 24 2012 1:07AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Drinking an arnold palmer in the clubhouse after a round of 18 on a beautiful day

bumping the higher things thread is also a higher thing
Jul 10 2012 4:29PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
good head
smoking weed knowing you won't get busted
seeing that it snowed overnight
the first view of your mountain when driving up
a good weather report
Jul 10 2012 6:17PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
<3 sugarloaf <3

oh my goodness corner ftw
Jul 10 2012 6:22PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
sleeping in your own bed after a while away
having lots of facebook notifications
seeing your karma has gone up
finishing a run
having a good sleep
doing a good standup slide

Jul 10 2012 6:25PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
possibly reposts but i don't care, its ages since i've read this thread

hitting a cracker of a tee shot
pizza, beer and a movie after a hard day
cooking a really good meal
watching the sunrise at the beach
thinks working out better than you'd expected
finding a song/ quote that describes exactly how you feel
getting an unexpected compliment
hiking a line then absolutely sending it on the way down
Jul 10 2012 7:08PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Dimes
Sperrys
Captian Morgan
Nantucket Red Shorts
Pong
Grillin' in the summer
Dimes
Blunts
Shotgunning
Waking up at noon
Jul 11 2012 12:02AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
waking up at 4am, kayaking through phosphorescent water into a small, foggy inlet and watching the sun rise.
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Jul 11 2012 12:21AM
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DopeNZ
Posts: 131 - Karma: 123
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Jul 14 2012 11:53PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
enjoying a couple of cigars in a hot tub with your bros
Jul 15 2012 12:31AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Walking backwards while hands free peeing
Jul 15 2012 12:53AM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
chyeah
Jul 15 2012 1:36AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
going to sleep after a hard day knowing it will snow whole night
Jul 15 2012 9:01AM
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