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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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SmokeyTheBear
Posts: 492 - Karma: 24
Macallan 12 year scotch
Mar 16 2010 9:15PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
that's just nasty
Mar 16 2010 9:16PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
its also very interesting....
Mar 16 2010 9:17PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
hands-free.

Actually hands-free peeing in general
Mar 16 2010 9:24PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
sleeping until 1215
Mar 16 2010 9:25PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
At night.
Mar 16 2010 9:27PM
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.thedude
Posts: 292 - Karma: 16
reading the newspaper
wearing a bathrobe
wearing your house slippers in somebody else's house
having sit downs instead of meetings
Mar 16 2010 9:36PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
two more

drinking milk from the carton

shaving your pubes in a shared bathroom, then not cleaning up


Mar 16 2010 9:39PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Skeet shooting off of your all marble porch
Smelling of scotch, mahogony, and musk
Mar 16 2010 9:52PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Smoking in the shower.
Mar 16 2010 9:55PM
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Schoog
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
falling asleep while eating then wake up chewing
Mar 16 2010 9:57PM
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stowe=snow
Posts: 171 - Karma: 14
white slacks
walking in house naked with a cigar..... with guests
velvet
Mar 16 2010 9:59PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
clubbing a baby seal while naked.

wearing dress socks.

wearing nothing but dress socks.

farting in class.
Mar 16 2010 10:00PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Watching TV in a button down shirt, loosened tie, and no pants
Mar 16 2010 10:01PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
I've lived 18 years and probably showered for about 16 and i have never thought of this...FUCK
Mar 16 2010 10:04PM
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electricsteeze
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
pretending to be in med-school and using medical terminology to take care of someone injured/hurt, alcohol related, at a tailgate and having a crowd gather around in awe to watch.
Mar 16 2010 10:36PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
eating your poop with a fork and knife while naked alone at the dinner table
Mar 16 2010 10:47PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Ahahaha this.
Mar 16 2010 10:53PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Taking a shower...while sitting in a lawn chair.
Mar 16 2010 10:54PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Would you reach a state of equilibrium in your fullness? You put in how much comes out when it comes out and then you'll never be hungry.
Mar 16 2010 11:13PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
made me throw up in my mouth a little, not exaggerating..
Mar 16 2010 11:14PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
well if i ate every time i shat then i would have so much more time on my hands with life, i mean ill make 2 activities into 1 simple activity...... black hole?
Mar 16 2010 11:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
farting in a silent and crowded room, and following that with a burp
Mar 16 2010 11:20PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Taking a half-eaten meal off a table and finishing it.
Mar 17 2010 12:00AM
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Shaky_Jake
Posts: 252 - Karma: 14
whilst shaving three day stubble
Mar 17 2010 1:38AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

who ever said trying to poop without peeing hit the nail on the head.

Fucking a girl then having her make you a sandwhich.

Ooooo yeahhhh

Mar 17 2010 2:20AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
awesome
Mar 17 2010 2:29AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
woah this thread is way better than i expected
Mar 17 2010 2:36AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
taking an enormous shit, forgetting to turn on the fan, going back into the bathroom half an hour later and being proud
Mar 17 2010 2:50AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
best thread on ns



the sound your balls make when you have just got out of the shower and you go down some stairs really fast. you guys know what im talkin bout.
Mar 17 2010 3:09AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
embedding is another thing of higher class.
Mar 17 2010 3:20AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

pissing outdoors, when mother nature calls, go to mother nature

chillin naked on your bed, straight spread eagle style, scratching/picking till you feel fulfilled

Mar 17 2010 8:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
** Sleeping and drinking under the shower...

** taking a crap in the mountains

** NS while hung over...

** partying without regret !
Mar 17 2010 8:50AM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
going to mac donalds when youre high
Mar 17 2010 9:08AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638

slathering ICYHOT on yer nuts

Mar 17 2010 1:15PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
HEY!
Mar 17 2010 1:19PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
fuckin gre poupon
Mar 17 2010 1:20PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
big joint and big coffee in the morning.
Mar 17 2010 1:23PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
that sound is also made by your balls slapping something else, but you'll have to find that out for yourself.
taking a dump with a big chew in.

sunshine, frisbee, spliff
Mar 17 2010 1:31PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
chilling on your roof in the sun on a lawn chair sipping on a long island ice tea.
Mar 17 2010 2:00PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
BEEN THERE DONE THAT FELLA
Mar 17 2010 2:03PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
smoking naked right after getting out
using really formal english at parties, while being the only one in a suit jacket
dropping a pillow/cliff and getting a huge faceshot high
Mar 17 2010 2:11PM
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corona
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Mar 17 2010 2:16PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i know someone who did this...not a good experience
Mar 17 2010 3:33PM
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FBGM
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i happen to be a fan of his stache
Mar 17 2010 3:34PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 801
wearing a cardigan

when you have to dress up for sports at school and everyone has their button down shirt hanging out of their jeans but you walk in school looking fresh as fuck in a blazer
Mar 17 2010 5:15PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Farting in an elevator with only 2 people. Then convincing the guy that he did it..
Mar 17 2010 5:23PM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
this guys got it right
Mar 17 2010 5:28PM
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pomme-de-terre
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a smoke and a pancake.
Mar 17 2010 5:33PM
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artfullydodged
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peeing from the shower into the toilet
eating cake with a spoon
shunning public transportation
Mar 17 2010 6:08PM
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