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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
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*DUMBCAN*Cool ski brand stickers


You only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.



Gold
Aug 8 2014 9:29PM
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frickindarn
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LE.SkiingYou only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.



Gold


The actual price has dropped to a moldy penny per pound.

Comfy shoes.
Aug 8 2014 10:09PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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LE.SkiingYou only have 90 seconds dig as many as you can out of dog poop.



Gold


no skip over me thats completely fine you fucking chode.
Aug 8 2014 10:29PM
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Chubz.
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Granite_StateHave to inject into penis.


Booty sweat.


you only sweat in your ass cheeks.



Snow
Aug 8 2014 10:31PM
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IKEA
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420...The actual price has dropped to a moldy penny per pound.

Comfy shoes.


They all smell like a mix of dead bodies and elephant diarrhea.

Gods Love
Aug 8 2014 10:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Chubz.you only sweat in your ass cheeks.



Snow


Thank you.

Have to pack your asshole full of it every day for 6 years.



Hydrochloric acid.
Aug 8 2014 10:33PM
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frickindarn
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TheJesusManThey all smell like a mix of dead bodies and elephant diarrhea.

Gods Love


God only does anal.

Unlimited access to a grocery store for free!
Aug 8 2014 10:34PM
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IKEA
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Chubz.you only sweat in your ass cheeks.



Snow


It's all yellow, and it ain't beer.

Gods love
Aug 8 2014 10:34PM
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IKEA
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TheJesusManIt's all yellow, and it ain't beer.

Gods love


well that was stupid to double post..
Aug 8 2014 10:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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especially since god isnt real.
Aug 8 2014 10:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Granite_StateHydrochloric acid.


It has replaced your urine.


oreos
Aug 8 2014 10:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
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420...Unlimited access to a grocery store for free!


The store only sells anchovies, and they went bad 3 years ago.




(Didn't want to leave anyone out.)
Aug 8 2014 10:49PM
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IKEA
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LE.SkiingIt has replaced your urine.


oreos


They're full of glass

Vodka
Aug 8 2014 10:57PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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TheJesusManThey're full of glass

Vodka


But you always puke

Sex
Aug 8 2014 11:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.MASSHOLE.Sex


You suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and sex is a key trigger.


Pudding
Aug 8 2014 11:23PM
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theBearJew
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LE.SkiingYou suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and sex is a key trigger.


Pudding


But you can only swim in it.


T-Shirts.
Aug 8 2014 11:35PM
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frickindarn
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theBearJewBut you can only swim in it.


T-Shirts.


ALL MADE BY LUCKY.

Tabasco cheezits.
Aug 8 2014 11:50PM
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Sno.
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420...ALL MADE BY LUCKY.

Tabasco cheezits.


Fucking lost.

and that's all you can eat.

light bulbs
Aug 8 2014 11:55PM
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frickindarn
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snobunnyand that's all you can eat.

I'm not the least bit upset.
Aug 8 2014 11:57PM
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Sno.
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420...I'm not the least bit upset.


and you have nothing to drink?
Aug 8 2014 11:58PM
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theBearJew
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snobunnyFucking lost.

and that's all you can eat.

light bulbs



They're all those fucking energy efficient ones, but they never actually get bright. Just stay dim like when your first turn them on.




Wax
Aug 9 2014 12:00AM
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frickindarn
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snobunnyand you have nothing to drink?


Have you ever had Tabasco cheezits sister?! They are the best thing ever!
Aug 9 2014 12:00AM
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Sno.
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420...Have you ever had Tabasco cheezits sister?! They are the best thing ever!


and they are floating in a bowl of your own urine?
Aug 9 2014 12:06AM
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THEE_wizard
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theBearJewThey're all those fucking energy efficient ones, but they never actually get bright. Just stay dim like when your first turn them on.




Wax

Can only be used for candle making.


patio furniture from walmart
Aug 9 2014 12:20AM
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Sno.
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THEE_wizardCan only be used for candle making.


patio furniture from walmart


you live in a high rise with no balcony.

women
Aug 9 2014 12:30AM
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profa_212
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snobunnyyou live in a high rise with no balcony.

women


They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.
Aug 9 2014 12:48AM
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Mingg
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Profahoben_212They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.


You're a woman.



Lift Tickets.
Aug 9 2014 12:52AM
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edai
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Profahoben_212They are are hot and want to bang you, but you are unable to get hard.

Testosterone pills.


You have to take a triple dose and theyre highly addictive.
Aug 9 2014 12:53AM
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lurking
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MinggYou're a woman.



Lift Tickets.


They are only good at Snowpark NZ.

viagra
Aug 9 2014 1:45AM
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cool_name
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loganschnurThey are only good at Snowpark NZ.

viagra


When you take it, it Always lasts for more than 4 hours

American Currency
Aug 9 2014 2:04AM
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*N_Wist*
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cool_nameWhen you take it, it Always lasts for more than 4 hours

American Currency


But you can only convert it to Chinese Yuan

Sunglasses
Aug 9 2014 2:09AM
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steezburgereddie
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*N_Wist*But you can only convert it to Chinese Yuan

Sunglasses


You are at the south pole

Cameras
Aug 9 2014 4:22AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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steezburgereddieYou are at the south pole

Cameras


but no lenses

internet
Aug 9 2014 4:41AM
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Juho.
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*DUMBCAN*but no lenses

internet


But the connection is slow as hell

Music
Aug 9 2014 4:47AM
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profa_212
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ScriptumBut the connection is slow as hell

Music


You can only ever listen to one song.

Friends
Aug 9 2014 4:59AM
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ANDR01D
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Profahoben_212You can only ever listen to one song.

Friends


It's the TV show, and the intro plays over and over forever.

Steak.
Aug 9 2014 5:27AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Dr._Alan_GrantIt's the TV show, and the intro plays over and over forever.

Steak.


You also have a girlfriend who is making you turn vegetarian, but you're obligated to stay with her because splitting would start an international diplomatic crisis.


Guns.
Aug 9 2014 6:11AM
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Bateman
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*DUMBCAN*You also have a girlfriend who is making you turn vegetarian, but you're obligated to stay with her because splitting would start an international diplomatic crisis.


Guns.


They're all this gun


Virgins
Aug 9 2014 6:31AM
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-emile-
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H.ScorpioVirgins


they're all men and love to play league of legends



taco bell
Aug 9 2014 7:22AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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-emile-they're all men and love to play league of legends



taco bell


It's taco bell, that's bad enough.

Puppies
Aug 9 2014 7:48AM
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BungHole.
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*DUMBCAN*It's taco bell, that's bad enough.

Puppies

But you can never look at them.

Ski socks
Aug 9 2014 8:03AM
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Mingg
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JosephRikysBut you can never look at them.

Ski socks


They're Andy Parry's


bagels
Aug 9 2014 9:57AM
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lurking
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JosephRikysBut you can never look at them.

Ski socks


But they are all perpetually soaked in sweat and tears.

Park skis
Aug 9 2014 9:57AM
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theBearJew
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MinggThey're Andy Parry's


bagels


But you can't put anything on them and they're always toasted.



Butter
Aug 9 2014 10:28AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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theBearJewBut you can't put anything on them and they're always toasted.



Butter


WITHOUT BREAD


Toilet Paper
Aug 9 2014 11:02AM
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frickindarn
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.MASSHOLE.WITHOUT BREAD


Toilet Paper


Made of porcupines and asbestos.

Drinking water.
Aug 9 2014 11:23AM
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Juho.
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loganschnurBut they are all perpetually soaked in sweat and tears.

Park skis


But all of them are too short for you

Chicken nuggets
Aug 9 2014 11:33AM
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Lé.Skiing
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ScriptumBut all of them are too short for you

Chicken nuggets


you can only dip them in a homeless mans piss.



Battery life on my cell phone.
Aug 9 2014 1:32PM
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Sno.
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LE.Skiingyou can only dip them in a homeless mans piss.



Battery life on my cell phone.


you can never upgrade your phone in your life.

cats
Aug 9 2014 1:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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snobunnyyou can never upgrade your phone in your life.

cats


You can only throw them at people.


Frank's red hot sauce.
Aug 9 2014 1:44PM
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