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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
LE.SkiingYou can only throw them at people.


Frank's red hot sauce.


You can only use it as lube.

Ice Cream
Aug 9 2014 2:18PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Adolf.HitlerYou can only use it as lube.

Ice Cream


you only have knives

socks
Aug 9 2014 5:01PM
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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 78
snobunnyyou only have knives

socks


You can only wear sandals

Condoms
Aug 9 2014 5:12PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
*N_Wist*You can only wear sandals

Condoms


But you can only use them during anal


Calculators
Aug 9 2014 5:17PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
theBearJewBut you can only use them during anal


Calculators


they cant multiply
Aug 9 2014 5:22PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Unlimited Credit card spending limit without having to be paid off.
Aug 9 2014 5:48PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
LE.SkiingUnlimited Credit card spending limit without having to be paid off.


only works in thrift stores.

Unlimited knowledge on every known subject.
Aug 9 2014 5:56PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
LE.SkiingUnlimited Credit card spending limit without having to be paid off.


Can only buy dildos in bulk.


Stamina.
Aug 9 2014 5:56PM
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SKIWAGEN
Posts: 497 - Karma: 313
*DUMBCAN*only works in thrift stores.

Unlimited knowledge on every known subject.

without any way to communicate.

Starbursts
Aug 9 2014 6:37PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
kalinski.without any way to communicate.

Starbursts


Only the Yellow ones.

Cookies
Aug 9 2014 6:38PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
.MASSHOLE.Only the Yellow ones.

Cookies

They're all the raisin ones that look like chocolate chips.

Gas
Aug 9 2014 6:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
theBearJewCan only buy dildos in bulk.


Stamina.


You have to keep running at 50 km/h if you slow down you explode.

(Catching you so you don't get left out)
Aug 9 2014 6:46PM
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SKIWAGEN
Posts: 497 - Karma: 313
Adolf.HitlerThey're all the raisin ones that look like chocolate chips.

Gas


only to be used for Zoolander-style gas fights

GIFSoup

pirate ships
Aug 9 2014 6:46PM
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frickindarn
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kalinski.only to be used for Zoolander-style gas fights

GIFSoup

pirate ships


They're butt pirate ships with only you, yoski, the dolandouches, and lucky.


Artistic ability.
Aug 9 2014 7:09PM
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Lé.Skiing
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420...They're butt pirate ships with only you, yoski, the dolandouches, and lucky.


Artistic ability.


You're only good a painting with poop on government buildings.

Airplanes
Aug 9 2014 7:29PM
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rballs_
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LE.SkiingYou're only good a painting with poop on government buildings.

Airplanes

They're piloted by terrorists.

Ski passes
Aug 9 2014 7:58PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Adolf.HitlerThey're piloted by terrorists.

Ski passes


That only work on days after rain.

Farts
Aug 9 2014 8:21PM
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Pigeon.
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Adolf.HitlerThey're piloted by terrorists.

Ski passes


they expired when you arrived at the mountain.

pet monkeys
Aug 9 2014 8:22PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Pigeon.they expired when you arrived at the mountain.

pet monkeys


They rise up and begin the Ape rebellion
Aug 9 2014 8:24PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Pigeon.they expired when you arrived at the mountain.

pet monkeys


They rise up and begin the Ape rebellion

water
Aug 9 2014 8:25PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
.MASSHOLE.That only work on days after rain.

Farts

you're the only one who can smell them

hair
Aug 9 2014 8:39PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
LE.SkiingYou're only good a painting with poop on government buildings.

Airplanes


Was gunna say its Malaysia airlines. But I forgot to hit submit.
Aug 9 2014 8:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
.MASSHOLE.That only work on days after rain.

Farts


Its one continuous fart that sounds like Justin Berber singing and smells like toxic waste.

loganschnurThey rise up and begin the Ape rebellion

water


Its permanently frozen solid.


(Had to catch the ones before they were missed.)
Aug 9 2014 9:06PM
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milk_man
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Cars
Aug 9 2014 9:23PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
milk_manCars


No gas tanks

horny women
Aug 9 2014 10:21PM
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.FRY.
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Gummi bears
Aug 9 2014 10:52PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
loganschnurNo gas tanks

horny women


But they're all lesbians



post-it notes.
Aug 9 2014 10:55PM
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frickindarn
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.FRY.Gummi bears


They're all stale.

Hats!
Aug 9 2014 10:59PM
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.FRY.
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420...They're all stale.

Hats!


They're all infested with lice.


Cereal
Aug 9 2014 11:08PM
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cool_name
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.FRY.They're all infested with lice.


Cereal


It's all all bran

land
Aug 9 2014 11:18PM
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SKIWAGEN
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cool_nameIt's all all bran

land


you're a fish

cigarettes
Aug 9 2014 11:39PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
cool_nameIt's all all bran

land


it's covered in cow shit 100% of the time

snow
Aug 9 2014 11:40PM
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rballs_
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kalinski.you're a fish

cigarettes


They give you lung cancer

Pencils.
Aug 10 2014 12:01AM
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.FRY.
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Adolf.HitlerThey give you lung cancer

Pencils.


They're all snapped


Underwear
Aug 10 2014 10:09AM
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IKEA
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.FRY.They're all snapped


Underwear


They are all from the 11th century

Female boobs
Aug 10 2014 10:42AM
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Mingg
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TheJesusManThey are all from the 11th century

Female boobs


Their 80+ year old women.




reese's
Aug 10 2014 10:53AM
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lurking
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MinggTheir 80+ year old women.




reese's


All the bottoms are pulled off

Dogs
Aug 10 2014 12:44PM
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Bateman
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loganschnurAll the bottoms are pulled off

Dogs


They all have rabies and needs to be put down



Virgins


>inb4 they're all Yoski
Aug 10 2014 12:47PM
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IKEA
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H.ScorpioThey all have rabies and needs to be put down



Virgins


>inb4 they're all Yoski


They are all 6 year old boys

Candy
Aug 10 2014 12:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
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TheJesusManThey are all 6 year old boys

Candy


It's all in this van.


Mouthwash
Aug 10 2014 1:23PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
LE.SkiingIt's all in this van.


Mouthwash


Can't be spat out.

Photo film.
Aug 10 2014 1:54PM
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.Rybak.
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*DUMBCAN*Can't be spat out.

Photo film.


You have no way of getting a camera.

Peanut butter
Aug 10 2014 2:15PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
.Rybak.You have no way of getting a camera.

Peanut butter

your mom has to eat it first and regurgitate it into your mouth (momma bird styleee)

tie dye clothing
Aug 10 2014 2:42PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
.Rybak.You have no way of getting a camera.

Peanut butter


You Can't use it to bread

phones
Aug 10 2014 2:42PM
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theBearJew
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veetuzkaYou Can't use it to bread

phones


But the person on the other line can't hear you



Movies
Aug 10 2014 2:45PM
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hippy.
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theBearJewBut the person on the other line can't hear you



Movies

all the audio is replaced with chief keef

TIE DYE CLOTHING
Aug 10 2014 2:56PM
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.Rybak.
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hippy.all the audio is replaced with chief keef

TIE DYE CLOTHING


All of the tie dye designs are in the shape of a penis.

Slaves
Aug 10 2014 4:34PM
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Bateman
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.Rybak.All of the tie dye designs are in the shape of a penis.

Slaves

They're all white




Gapers
Aug 10 2014 6:56PM
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.Rybak.
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H.ScorpioThey're all white




Gapers


They're better than you at skiing.

Bleach
Aug 10 2014 7:03PM
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.Rybak.
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H.ScorpioThey're all white




Gapers


They're better than you at skiing.

Bleach
Aug 10 2014 7:03PM
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