Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

profile picture
Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
402 63
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
no.me.gustaSkiing is outlawed and punishable by death

Knowledge


But youre blind deaf and dumb


I had an f16
Sep 7 2014 4:49PM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Phil-X-But youre blind deaf and dumb


I had an f16


piloted by nazis and you're jewish


beavers
Sep 7 2014 9:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
butterslut.piloted by nazis and you're jewish


beavers


The beavers are actually lazy, hairy gnomes that sit around your house making the entire place smell like ass. Also they eat all your cereal

cereal
Sep 7 2014 9:33PM
0 0
profile picture
WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
Aidan-Gcereal


You can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points
Sep 7 2014 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
Pozzy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 674
WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points


For 1 way flights only to north korea

Lamborghinis
Sep 7 2014 9:38PM
1 1
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole

Travel Points


for a one way ticket to ohio.


jack daniels
Sep 7 2014 9:40PM
1 1
profile picture
iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
butterslut.for a one way ticket to ohio.


jack daniels


for watering plants


avocados
Sep 7 2014 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
iSmokeweedfor watering plants


avocados


used as toilet paper

weekends
Sep 7 2014 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
iSmokeweedfor watering plants


avocados


used as toilet paper

weekends
Sep 7 2014 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
KBoneused as toilet paper

weekends


but you have a sleep disorder that causes you to lose consciousness for all 48 hours of it, always

Ramen noodles
Sep 7 2014 10:11PM
0 0
profile picture
.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
-PoonHammer-but you have a sleep disorder that causes you to lose consciousness for all 48 hours of it, always

Ramen noodles


The broth is urine.

Qdoba and/or chipotle for free for the rest of your life.
Sep 8 2014 5:48AM
0 0
profile picture
Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
.Rybak.The broth is urine.

Qdoba and/or chipotle for free for the rest of your life.


I die tomorrow

Cookies
Sep 8 2014 5:56AM
0 0
profile picture
.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Aidan-GI die tomorrow

Cookies


You can only have chocolate chip cookies but instead of chocolate chips they are shit chips. Making them shit chil cookies.

Lead paint.
Sep 8 2014 5:58AM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
.Rybak.You can only have chocolate chip cookies but instead of chocolate chips they are shit chips. Making them shit chil cookies.

Lead paint.


that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.


butts
Sep 8 2014 10:19AM
0 0
profile picture
crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
butterslut.that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.


butts


That are constantly taking shits.
Sep 8 2014 10:58AM
0 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
butterslut.that makes you fly when you eat it, but it's still lead paint so you're still being poisoned.


butts


can be really nice on the right woman

clouds
Sep 8 2014 12:00PM
1 3
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
*DUMBCAN*Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

Cool ski brand stickers


are tats that go on my jeep

gainers
Sep 9 2014 3:36PM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
GrizzlyBurrare tats that go on my jeep

gainers


but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you


air hockey
Sep 23 2014 12:48PM
0 0
profile picture
IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you


air hockey


It literally is "air hockey" you fly around and it is fucking awesome.

little toes
Sep 23 2014 12:52PM
0 0
profile picture
DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
GrizzlyBurrare tats that go on my jeep

gainers


You don't understand this game.

butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you


air hockey


But the air that comes out of the table is mustard gas.

Morgan Freeman's soothing voice
Sep 23 2014 12:53PM
0 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
butterslut.but you call it a gainer flip and everyone makes fun of you


air hockey


(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers
Sep 23 2014 12:55PM
1 1
profile picture
DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
GrizzlyBurr(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers


You still don't understand. You're not supposed to make a sentence using the other person's "unlimited item," you're supposed to set a condition for their "unlimited item" that makes it undesirable.

Ex: I want unlimited horny women.
Reply: But they're all fat

Jesus christ I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Sep 23 2014 1:39PM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
GrizzlyBurr(Haven't seen this thread in a while)

isn't as cool as stick hockey

PT losers


it's better to say a positive noun so that someone can make a negative action. mostly.


doughnuts
Sep 23 2014 1:42PM
0 0
profile picture
TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
butterslut.it's better to say a positive noun so that someone can make a negative action. mostly.


doughnuts


were at the last supper

Redpanda
Sep 23 2014 2:08PM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
GrizzlyBurrwere at the last supper

Redpanda


Sep 23 2014 7:08PM
1 0
profile picture
Negromancer
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 1,499
Aidan-Gcereal


WPochYou can only eat it out of gaping butthole


I really hope I don't get banned for this but....

Go to google images and search evil angel fruit loops in butt. Highly relevant.
Sep 23 2014 8:39PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)