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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
LE.SkiingWhat would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.


Has to be eaten raw
Aug 8 2014 4:28PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Unlimited one ups
Aug 8 2014 4:29PM
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Lucky.
Posts: 318 - Karma: -644
put the ass
Aug 8 2014 4:33PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
Lucky.put the ass


That should be the name of your t-shirt company
Aug 8 2014 4:34PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
soulskierUnlimited one ups


You are sent back in time where there is no electricity rendering the one ups useless.
Aug 8 2014 4:38PM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
LE.SkiingYou are sent back in time where there is no electricity rendering the one ups useless.


would you consider this combo breaking?
Aug 8 2014 4:39PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
dildos
Aug 8 2014 4:45PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Theskiingguydildos


Can only be used as Jalapenos
Aug 8 2014 4:49PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Money
Aug 8 2014 5:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
TheSeaCaptainMoney


you're completely alone in life and severely depressed.

strippers
Aug 8 2014 5:15PM
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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
DILDOS
Aug 8 2014 5:16PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
TheSeaCaptainMoney


All pennies.

Pussy!
Aug 8 2014 5:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Barefootin_Fiendyou're completely alone in life and severely depressed.

strippers


420...Pussy!


you're only interested in dick.
Aug 8 2014 5:18PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Barefootin_Fienddick.


It never gets hard but your sex drive stays the same.
Aug 8 2014 5:21PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
TheSeaCaptainsex


But only with Carol Yager.

Reference:
Aug 8 2014 5:25PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
SteezeOnStageDILDOS


You gotta ask your mom for them every time you want one.
Aug 8 2014 5:29PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
420...All pennies.


ahaha.

beer
Aug 8 2014 5:42PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
snobunnyahaha.

beer


you're deathly allergic to grains.
Aug 8 2014 5:43PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
snobunnyahaha.

beer


you black out after one.

Hamburgers.
Aug 8 2014 5:46PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
galaxiaHamburgers.


They have all been previously digested.

Cheese
Aug 8 2014 5:48PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
LE.SkiingCheese


You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass


cars
Aug 8 2014 6:06PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
Time

I win

/thread
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8677 - Karma: 33,001
.Hugo.You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass


cars


You have to drive them flinstone style.


Soda
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
.Hugo.You have to eat it out of a sumo wrestlers ass


cars


All ford pintos with 1 missing hubcap.

Chipotle burritos.
Aug 8 2014 6:17PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
420...All ford pintos with 1 missing hubcap.

Chipotle burritos.


With ghost peppers
Aug 8 2014 6:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
H.ScorpioTime


It's moving backwards. you age like benjamin button.
Aug 8 2014 6:23PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
H.ScorpioTime

I win

/thread


You're in a vegitative state.

Weed.
Aug 8 2014 6:28PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Dr._Alan_GrantYou're in a vegitative state.

Weed.


its plumeless thistle


cumshots
Aug 8 2014 6:35PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Dr._Alan_GrantWeed.

its laced with pcp

snow
Aug 8 2014 6:35PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Dr._Alan_GrantYou're in a vegitative state.

Weed.


the particular weed is a daisy.

Oil.
Aug 8 2014 6:36PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,677
*DUMBCAN*the particular weed is a daisy.

Oil.


you have to drink it

Op's mom's vag
Aug 8 2014 6:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
SideShowBobOp's mom's vag


She's deceased.
Aug 8 2014 6:42PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Sorry for double post, but...

Diamonds
Aug 8 2014 6:45PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
LE.SkiingSorry for double post, but...

Diamonds


covered in shit
Aug 8 2014 6:51PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
.MASSHOLE.shit


It has to be stored in your house
Aug 8 2014 6:53PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
*DUMBCAN*It has to be stored in your house


*room

Also... Ink.
Aug 8 2014 6:54PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
*DUMBCAN*Ink.


Doesn't work in any pens or tattoo guns.

Drone cameras.
Aug 8 2014 7:06PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
LE.SkiingDoesn't work in any pens or tattoo guns.

Drone cameras.


only finds terrorists fucking goats
Aug 8 2014 7:14PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
swag
Aug 8 2014 7:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Chubz.swag


Stands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."
Aug 8 2014 8:04PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
LE.SkiingStands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."


Forgot to add:

Cheesecake.
Aug 8 2014 8:06PM
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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
LE.SkiingStands for "Small Weiner, Aids, & Gingivitis."


you can only choose 1..
Aug 8 2014 8:07PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
spaceghostpurpyou can only choose 1..


Moose drool
Aug 8 2014 8:32PM
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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
Heroin
Aug 8 2014 8:35PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
malibu Jamaican rum
Aug 8 2014 8:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
roddy116Moose drool

mouth wash
Dolan.EscobarHeroin

Can only be used as hair gel.
Aug 8 2014 8:39PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Turd.Fergusonmalibu Jamaican rum


Can only be butt chugged

Cocaine
Aug 8 2014 8:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
cool_nameCan only be butt chugged

Cocaine


Have to inject into penis.


Booty sweat.
Aug 8 2014 8:59PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
cool_nameCan only be butt chugged

Cocaine


Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

Cool ski brand stickers
Aug 8 2014 8:59PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
*DUMBCAN*Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.


FUCK
Aug 8 2014 9:26PM
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