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How to Tell When You're Just Too High

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PopsicleStand
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I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"



Jul 17 2012 6:25PM
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ween
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Tried to order a banana split when I was extremely baked. I asked what toppings there were, that was the worst thing I could have done at the time. She started listing off all the toppings(there were like 30) and by the time she was a quarter way through the toppings my friend and I were in hysterics, nothing could've stopped us from laughing. Not to mention there was a line of 15+ people behind us. I was on my knees behind the counter crying. I got up and walked out the door without getting any ice cream still laughing my ass off as she was STILL naming off toppings as I was walking away. It doesn't seem funny at all, but man, toppings are hilarious.
Jan 5 2013 2:23PM
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Emma_Watson
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blowing into the bubbler and fucking up the bowl.
Jan 5 2013 2:30PM
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ween
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Sorry for the double post but I just remembered. When I was in high school, me and some friends smoked before class, no big deal. First period comes, it's food class, our assignment the previous day was to tell a food joke the next day in class. It was foods 1, and we had about 5 handicapped people in that class because all of their classes are taken together. The first person was one of the handicapped individuals, he was my age, about 6'2, weighed about 250 pounds, and was severely handicapped. The joke he told was as followed....

Him: what do you call corn?
Teacher: what?
Him: CORN ON THE COBB!!!!!

At the time my friends and I thought this was the funniest thing that we've ever heard in our lives. We laughed SO hard, we were all out of our chairs laughing. Nothing would stop us from laughing, still today, 6 years later, I probably still haven't laughed that hard. That was hands down the best joke I've ever heard.
Jan 5 2013 2:33PM
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ihitchadsgap
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hahahaha that would be the funniest shit baked
Jan 5 2013 3:58PM
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FerrisBueller
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BBAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA SO BAKED RIGHT NOW LAUGHING AT THISSSS
Jan 5 2013 9:48PM
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250r
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i spent a solid minute once trying to remember how to spell the word if
Jan 6 2013 2:15AM
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Zimmerman
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hahahahahahhaa oh lawd that is gold
Jan 6 2013 6:30PM
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Dr.Dro
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I like it when I start doing one objective then I slowly realize I need to do something else and forget to complete my first objective. Finally I usually remember what I am trying to do and finish what I want.

I also enjoy it when I take a fat hit and see stars floating around.
Jan 8 2013 1:18AM
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Broommasta
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...im pretty sure thats from lack of oxygen
Jan 8 2013 1:39AM
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Jblz
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dude where's my lighter?

its in your hand
Jan 8 2013 1:53AM
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cope+
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When dis white boi, bro ass nigga hits ya up on da face a ma books and is all tryin to get you to holla at his new danky dank, and you are looking for a new dealer anyway so you say fuck it and meet da nigga.TURN OUT DA NIGGA GOT REALLLLLLL DANK DANKKYY SKIZUNK and you roast a couple bowls wit da nigga, get ya sack and bouce. To realize you are the highest ouv been in a whizille and it is a good day.

chyea.
Jan 8 2013 7:24PM
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MothaHucker
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bowl #1?

Jan 8 2013 8:06PM
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vertebruh
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when i stand up
Jan 8 2013 8:08PM
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Randy_Quench
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Now that's just a rookie mistake.
Jan 8 2013 8:11PM
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cope+
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Yes, my very first.
Jan 8 2013 8:25PM
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Ructure
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When you're telling a story then you tell another story to give background info, then tell another to give more background info on the background info and then once again. Then forgetting the original story
Jan 8 2013 9:36PM
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accualyisdolan
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Sure...
Jan 8 2013 9:51PM
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ChungBol
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When you lick your girlfriends tits and rub your boner all over her but dont actually fuck her
Jan 9 2013 12:11AM
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BmoChop
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thats from the thread linked in the op, good job dumbass
Jan 9 2013 7:23PM
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Dr.Dro
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Man, that probably wasn't laced, it was just some fire ass dank. I'll tell you what man, I thought my fucking hash was laced. I took a fat bong rip of 0.5 grams of hash and was all ready stoned prior to the hit. Let me tell you what, my stoned kicked in to full drive I had my vision distorting everything. I was in a full fucking on trip of a fat hit of hash and no tolerance at all. To me it felt like an entirely different drug, way more torque on the dome. For a second I though this doesn't even fell like a ganja high, them I realized I'm probably just baked as a human can possibly be. Everything during that high felt dream like and pleasant. I wish I could permanently be that stoned the rest of my life.
Jan 9 2013 8:13PM
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accualyisdolan
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What kind of father takes their kids to dinr at taco bell
Jan 9 2013 8:53PM
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accualyisdolan
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I used to love binge smoking to bbc life of birds
Jan 9 2013 9:00PM
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ridetomorrownow
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same time ti was just talking about in another thread....me and my biddies got high outside a hotel then went to go back to our room and we culdnt find it and and we were just doing laps and it felt like i was in a maze and i started yelling run its the minotaur!
Jan 9 2013 9:14PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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sounds legit
Jan 9 2013 9:45PM
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himay5
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I was at my friends house drinking and taking bong rips down by his beach two summers ago. We saw a giant spider on the floor of this gazebo so I took off my flip flop and smashed the spider. Turns out it was pregnant and thousands of little spiders came crawling out of it when I hit it. There was a 5 foot radius of baby spiders scurrying in every direction. Screamed like a bitch and we ran for about half a mile down his road in fear. Creepiest thing I have ever seen.
Jan 9 2013 10:09PM
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SirBooley
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not mine but funny as hell:

"When your dad tells you to brush your teeth and you stand in the bathroom making unrealistic teeth-brushing noises because you just really don't feel like it. He walks in asking what the fuck you're doing and you tell him "I'm eating candy later anyway, they're just gonna get more dirty." and your friend is dying of laughter watching the entire thing.
How the fuck didn't I get caught?"
Jan 9 2013 10:30PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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"dude wheres the volumizer?"
"I don't know... maybe he has it" *points to cat*
Jan 9 2013 10:33PM
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tripnip
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When you hunt your friends cat with nerf guns and act like you are in a safari.
Or when you start packing a bowl and the. Just sit there for an hour or two and wonder what you are doing.
What your guys favorite type of music to listen too when you are really high? Mine has to be m83
Jan 9 2013 11:40PM
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e_strapp
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We own the sky by M83 makes me feel like I'm on mars. But I like wounded by third eye blind and point and shoot by pepper. I listen to alot of different shit when I'm high though, my buddy and I just throw my phone on shuffle and cruise the awesome back roads of western PA
Jan 10 2013 2:09AM
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skitheWest.
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when you can't stop laughing... but you don't even know what your laughing at.




















or just when you green out.
Jan 10 2013 2:41AM
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Dr.Dro
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oooh, greening out is gnarly. I smoked around 4 grams between this girl whilst a low tolerance in 45 minute time frame. The girls sister I was hanging out with walks up stairs and she says "holly shit it reeks up here" and I just slowly cock my head reply "It should." And she just starts laughing cause my eyes are so damn red and squinty I looked heavily stoned, was heavily stoned and out of weed. I then wanted to drive but her sister said I shouldn't drive and she would. I grabbed an IPA that was nicely chilled. Thankfully I didn't drive because I had no idea where I was, everything looked very new to me. We then picked up some bomb indian food but on the way back I had to have her pull over to yack. I only had one beer of 6.8 alcohol percentage and it put me over the top. I have had dabs and taken 10 shots and multiple beers and never yaked. I ended up throwing up my whole lunch. I then got hella hungry and went to town on the food we just got.

I've only greened out 3 times and that was mixing alcohol. Has anyone ever greened out purely due to smoking?
Jan 10 2013 7:14PM
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Chinchi
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I've greened out after drinking once, I had a bad time
Jan 10 2013 9:03PM
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MathClassStiffy
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Well one time like a year ago I was chillin out with some friends at this kid MJs house. It was like 5 in the evening and we went out for a "walk". We went to this rock garden boulder group thing and we pulled out like 15 grams two pipes and 5 pre rolled swisher blunts. We smoked all the blunts and probably about 3 grams in 2 and a half hours. Then we went back to his house. Naturally his parents were wondering how the hell a walk took 2 and a half hours. So we told then we caught up with a freind and went to his place for snacks. Now being around 8 o'clock we were done with dinner (I swear it was the most needed meal ever I had munches like a mother) and we were down stairs playing Xbox on his 72" tv (which was amazing stoned) we did this till about ten that's when his parents went to sleep. He went up to his room and came back down with the jar of weed. And we went into a room downstairs. This was like heaven to me because he had a grow room set up made of 2x4s covered in thick plastic. He had 16 plants I there I wish I had pictures. But we sat on a couch as he pulled out a 2 foot roor and a 1.5foot grav bong. We started packing bowls and hitting that shit like 5 grams later we were done. Stoned as fuck. So at like midnight we went to Taco Bell and all orderd the taco 12 pack. We ate all of 48 tacos, so we went on our way to the local gas station. We bought a bunch of snack and went back to his place. From there we all grabbed our masks and backpacks and secured to go tagging. Being high the first place we tagged was our school. Which has tons of cameras hence te masks. Anyways we were going around doing our thing when we came across this old abandon gas station. So we broke in, it was kinda boring. And we left and went to another friends house to see if he was awake, we got to his house and no one was home but the door was unlocked so we went in and ate all of the food in his fridge hot boxed his parents room and left. I was so high at this point that my depth perception was like 20 feet different everything looked like 20 feet away this was super weird. I ended up needing to be carried home. When we got back every one got back on Xbox. I found this r2d2 toy and started messing with it, it made a sad sounding beeping noise and I started crying asking what was wrong. Then I passed out. But it was a hella good night.
Jan 10 2013 9:49PM
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MothaHucker
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if any of that is true about tagging, breaking in to gas stations and robbing/hotboxing your friends house, you sound like a pubescent cunt
Jan 10 2013 10:18PM
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slugworth
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when you toke through your nose = "too high to smoke weed"
Jan 10 2013 11:08PM
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Zimmerman
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what is greening out?
Jan 11 2013 7:03PM
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Dr.Dro
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Its when you comsume so much bud you throw up. I have seen it happen from purely marijuana once. My friend plopped a .4 gram oil dab on the nail and this kid hardly smoked pot. He was toasted for a good day and looked smashed even though he hadn't had any alcohol.


Apparently that kid is on his way towards greening out, clearly stoned as fuck.
Jan 11 2013 8:13PM
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Dr.Dro
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Jan 11 2013 8:46PM
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250r
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i made a pizza one time and after i cooked it i went to grab some oregano to sprinkle over it. I grabbed the bottle of whole fennel seeds instead though, and with out looking at the bottle started pouring them all over my pizza. Pretty much had to sit there trying to hand pick them all out, which didnt really work, so then i tried eating it, which didnt really work either since the seeds were still so hard and really didnt go well with the toppings at all,
Jan 12 2013 11:54PM
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Zimmerman
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When you tweet the pope: "Cover me in Alfredo sauce"
Jan 13 2013 9:13PM
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white_van_man
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When you lose track of your number of bowlpacks after 18
Jan 13 2013 9:31PM
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Wheaty214
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When you come to HC pictures blazed off of your ass at your own house. Try to act as normal as you can and come off as super pissed off and have people saying to you, "You don't look happy to be here!" and thinking "Fuck no why the hell am I so high get me out of here." Then when you go to eat you are so focused on your food it tastes like shit and you take 3 bites and are completely disgusted. That was an over the top extreme high that I have never experienced before and hope to never experience again. In another setting it would have been awesome as fuck. Bumped.
Jan 15 2013 8:45PM
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FrenchFry
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I Have been so high where i get really stoked to go do something and then when i get there i forget what im gunna do
Jan 15 2013 9:02PM
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Dr.Dro
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Today after dinner I smoked hefty3 bowls and I was keyed. We then rolled a blunt went to homies dorm and lit up, rolled multiple joints on joints until I was so stoned I needed to light the joint i lit the joint fire ran down and singed my eyelashes so the look all fucked. At this point the room was filled with smoke. we then smoked bong and a round of dabs then I left and feel fukcin good. Smoke poured into the halls and it was a potent skurp ass dank smell. Not sure if they will get caught or not, that hall must still smell so strongly of blunt and marijuana glad its not my room.


Jan 30 2013 12:17AM
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MothaHucker
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why are people stupid
Jan 30 2013 12:20AM
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Dr.Dro
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Oh it was SOOOO STUPID when I walked into the room it was filled with smoke all ready. It didn't smell out side at that point. After we smoked a blunt and 3 joints there was crazy smoke and we vented a window. This chick walked in leaving the door open and the draft sucked so much smoke in the hall. This kid spayed half a can of frabreeze in the hall ways and then we smoked bong and dab.

There are chill times to smoke though and this was a chill time, the blunt reeked the place up and was stupid but the guy insisted we light up in his room.
Jan 30 2013 12:45AM
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introvert
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charge your damn battery
Jan 30 2013 1:29AM
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DirtyDan
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when you think every person around you with their cellphone out is calling 911

when you are flipping through records and you realize you've been through the same row like 4 times

when you're on the bus zoning out and you accidentally stare at someone for an unknown amount of time and they go "the fuck you looking at"

when you think the busdriver is going to call the police on you because you reek, so you get out three stops early and walk the rest of the way

when you are stoked for a concert, but your friend doesn't show up and you are too high alone, so you think everyone is staring at you so you leave



...maybe I should just quit.
Jan 30 2013 1:40AM
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.AR6rider.
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I...I don't even...

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Jan 30 2013 1:42AM
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ChiefSkief
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When the only words you can say are call 911 and you cant move lol.
Jan 30 2013 2:17AM
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