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How to Tell When You're Just Too High

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PopsicleStand
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I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"



Jul 17 2012 6:25PM
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accualyisdolan
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Dude in college I took an astrophysics course and my college has pretty much the number 1 ast program in the country, I used to blaze and trip out to lectures on the expanse of space, black holes, time dilation etc and it was fucking awesome
Nov 27 2012 6:54PM
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accualyisdolan
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Nice!
Nov 27 2012 7:01PM
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-RDG-
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when your ice cream order is "may i have a small medium on wheat."
Nov 27 2012 7:08PM
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DR.SHRED
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when your setting in your camper and its 6 degrees inside and you dont even care cause your jamming out to classic rock but then you realize you have no food but apples,peanut butter and honey and get super stoked. after eating you draw pictures with oil pastels for 3-4 hours and by then its 2 am and you have to be to work at 6 so you got to bed high and wake up like nothing happend but you feel really weird.

thats what i did all oct into the first part of nov in alaska
Nov 27 2012 7:15PM
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MASkier
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when you bump into your bike on the ground, freak out because you think it is a little dog, then hold your breath so a passerby cant see your eyes.
Nov 27 2012 9:49PM
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Zimmerman
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When you're playing poker and it's 18 to call, so you take a good minute to count them all up, then put all the chips in to be laughed at by everyone at the table because the 18 you counted was really closer to 35 or so...
Nov 28 2012 4:18PM
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Mr.Panda
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When you think your weed is laced.
Nov 28 2012 4:18PM
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Broommasta
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this also happened to me, prior to a party i was throwing we made weed cookies and ate em all, we were playing nhl 11 on the ps3 and out of no where i announce "guys i dont like this" and we were all sketching for the rest of the night :P
Nov 28 2012 4:24PM
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Peach.
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hahahahaha.
Nov 28 2012 4:27PM
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MilfHunter777
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when you and some friends roll up about 5 juicy j's in the span of and hour, we were sitting in my friends living room in his apartment, inbetween rolling them up we would rip the bong, we usually just sit in the room with the lights dimmed and turn on pandora radio on the tv with the surround sound. But this tim one of my friends started watching that show American Horror Story, It was freaky as fuck, so me and one of my other buddies who was buggin went on a walk to mcdonalds and the gas station to get a pack of newports. We smoked jsut about the whole pack on the way to mickey d's. we got to the counter and the lady asked us what we wanted, I was too busy checking out this one girls ass. When i finally snapped into it, I told her id take a mcgriddle, she then proceeded to tell me it was midnight and they weren't serving breakfast, so we decided not to get anything. haha.
Nov 29 2012 9:11AM
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SamColby
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Last weekend I smoked so much I strarted to freakout... Like my heart beat was really intense and it hurt my body when my heart beat... Lasted for a little over an hour I think. Looking back now, it was really fun haha
Nov 29 2012 9:29AM
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C.A.V.
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when you are on your freinds roof in like 100 degree weather in the summer next to a beach and rip through 2 grams between two kids out of a bong in about 30 minutes and you forget how to walk and get stuck on the roof becuase you dont wanna fall off, you have to jump over a little gap probably like 1 foot and your two scared to cross it so you make this ghetto rop contraption to make sure you dont fall offthe roof, once we made it we jumped through tthe windowback into his room on the 2nd floor and goto his bed and never felt so accomplished in my life before, sat on the bed and ate so much candy then walked to the beach and layed down in the sand and passed out becuase its so hot out, fucking love summer days.
Nov 29 2012 10:32AM
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ImNotARacist
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This. All I do is pass out these days. The first bowl of the day is awesome but after that its just keeping me regular.


I would say you can never be to high
Nov 29 2012 10:45AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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going onto edollo's soundboard and laughing your ass off for a serious hour

i think i almost died that evening
then proceded to watch ski videos for a few hours and started to question why people wear baggy clothes

fun night
Nov 29 2012 1:13PM
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Caspaaa
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Merry Christmas!
Nov 29 2012 1:30PM
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GayWolf420
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If I toke enough good, sticky herbs I'll pass out. I always try to pick up a new strain everytime. A lot of these sound like first time occurrences (except the hash and oil stories. Those will destroy you)
Nov 29 2012 5:32PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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This thread is getting me so exciting to take dabs and smoke numerous spliffs in a few hours after i take a bio test. Cant wait, gunna try to go into a weed coma then shred guitar for a lil and pass out on my couch.
Nov 29 2012 5:59PM
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3000
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when you can't go inside a house without having the urge to throw up.
Dec 2 2012 4:13PM
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last_tango
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When you see a black ski patroler
Dec 2 2012 6:10PM
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.Tom.
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When you're having a conversation with one of your friends, then realise they're not your friend, just some random person who's looking at you with a what the fuck are you saying look on their face several times in one night.

When you shout "I have no idea what you're saying, I'm too high!" then walk away from somebody trying to talk to you.

When you're convinced you need to get in a cab to go to the nightclub you've been at for seven hours and haven't yet left.

I had a good Friday night.
Dec 2 2012 6:21PM
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KLovelace
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the first time I ever got super high I was 15 or so.. having a sleep over with some of my friends. we basically smoked and smoked until we couldn't move.. about 14 bowls no joke, we didn't know what we were doing. We had these giant jugs of water and orange slices to suck on because it made our throats hurt. Somewhere about a dozen bowls in we all realized that we were totally fucked. I was rolling on my floor thinking snakes were on the ground and a friend of mine was trying to throw a desk chair across my bedroom.

After we recovered a bit from the initial high we all went down to my living room where we had hardwood floors. we turned up some weird music and started doing jazz slides in the front window so really any passer by could see.. at some point one friend thought she saw her mom's van drive by so we all flipped shit and ran to my bedroom and huddled in my single bed (we were with 4 or 5) and that's where we all passed out.


it was super special. and that was almost 10 years ago. smoking pot is never as exciting now.. its just standard
Dec 2 2012 6:26PM
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KLovelace
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oh I did it wrong. i'm going to try again



when your dad and his friends make ganja brownies and get hella high and force you to walk to the park and drink beer out of coffeemugs with them. then they get too high and throw up and you have to drive dad home but dad is too scared to have you drive his car while you're high... so he takes a cab and is convinced the driver is a pirate when he says he's from somalia.

that was a pretty strange experience
Dec 2 2012 6:30PM
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Blindsurfer
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gypsy skier was being a complete douche nozzle but im sorry man this really isnt absolutely ripped
Dec 2 2012 6:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Pussy
Dec 5 2012 1:46PM
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daannnnieel
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after you smoke a bunch of oil, hash, and og at a friends house, look at your friend and think he's yelling at you, when really he is just asking you if you're stoned or not. I was far too high that night.
Dec 6 2012 8:17PM
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CheddarJack
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When all you have for food is a box of cocoa puffs and you can't stop eating them even though your mouth and throat are so dry that it feels like you're eating handfuls of sand
Dec 6 2012 8:29PM
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Straightthuggin
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When your dad eats all your pizza and you cry like a bitch.. and your 16..
Dec 6 2012 8:33PM
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Algebra
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this isn't when you're too high but a great story.

my friend invited his friend over for a smoke sesh in the summer after he got a new bong. they smoked using a red lighter for about 3 packs. at that point they are quite baked. then the friend with the lighter switches from giving the other friend a blue lighter then the red lighter. after like 5 packs the kid is completely mind fucked but doesn't want to admit it. some funny ass shit haha
Dec 6 2012 8:42PM
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slugworth
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that's too good hahaha!
Dec 6 2012 9:15PM
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Zimmerman
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I'd highly highly doubt it's laced. Like actually it was not. You were just really high.
Dec 7 2012 11:24AM
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Steeze_Minister
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When you are watching the planet earth home screen for longer than you watch the actual movie
Dec 7 2012 11:44AM
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you find yourself listening to copious amounts of ambient music.
Dec 7 2012 2:26PM
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Broommasta
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Everytime i play halo i use the cloaks and the muffled sound makes me think that my heads gonna explode, and some noises make me think people are always trying to break into my house.
Dec 7 2012 3:49PM
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MothaHucker
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When youre tripping because you legitamately think the muslim guy ordering in the front of the line is a suicide bomber cause hes wearing a puffy vest
Dec 7 2012 9:20PM
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GavinW
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When you sit infront of your dorm room thinking its locked for over an hour after smoking and vaping. Then getting a spare key to find that the door was unlocked the entire time. I felt like a dumbass....wait I was

Dec 9 2012 5:23PM
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EL_TIGRE
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when you wander the woods for like an hour, and then stare at a woodpecker for 30 mins, playing music and making it seem like the woodpecker is in some music video tapping to the beat, laughing ur ass off
Dec 11 2012 1:11AM
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jimmyJAMBO
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waiting for a stoplight to turn is always a good way to tell to smoke more

Dec 11 2012 1:20AM
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MANDER
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When you read this as "when all you have as a friend is a box of cocoa puffs" and think to yourself, "I know exactly how he feels".
Dec 11 2012 1:42AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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Dec 11 2012 4:21AM
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Stickity
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as soon as the inner monologue of how to be ok begins

"breathe. breathe. no one knows, it's cool. focus. FOCUS. DAMMIT FOCUS ALREADY."
Dec 11 2012 4:43AM
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Dr.Dro
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Haha so classic. My friend asks the same question. Pockets were full of 3 lighters from everyone else smoking hahah. I usually ask that question to my self after my lighter is loooong gone left on a bench in some park or some stoned kid pocketed it by accident. That kind of shit happens too often though, whether theres a group or what ever, its so fucking ridiculous.

I am probably too blazed to do my self good when I start getting second degree bruns that blister on my hands from the lighter, bowl piece, oil dome/nail, what ever but I continue to smoke regardless. I then realize I just blew threw 40 bucks of of dro in 2 hours during the night. The next day and just ask why did I smoke so much?
Dec 26 2012 2:38AM
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Kcin
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I think everyone that smokes regularly has gotten to the point where they are too high and just want it to stop. Its happened once or twice in my life. But I think when you start trying to put the bowlpiece in the top of the bong its time to...smoke more.
Dec 26 2012 7:41PM
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Zimmerman
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When you suddenly start rolling around on your bed laughing and when your friends ask what's so damn funny you say "Black cock...equals...BLACK COCK!" then proceed to laugh more.
Jan 1 2013 10:30PM
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BRourke
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Threads.
Jan 5 2013 3:42AM
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Ructure
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When i fucking cruze everywhere. I walk so fucking fast. normal speed feels slow.

One time I wasn't planning on getting too baked before english class so i smoked a little less than a bowl. im feelin like a 6/10 when my buddy and i were drifting around. I get back to school and i feel it hit harder. im ripped outta my mind. i feel like im walking super fast bobbing my head and everyone is looking at me. I get to class to see our principal subbing for a sub for 15 because of traffic. i was flipping shit. i got the shakes and shit. My buddy was just like, "dude you're gonna get fucked." She kept fucking walking around me and i was so paranoid. Finally the sub came and the principal fucked off. Then I go to bio, I cruze in back at like a 6/10 and all my friends know im baked. learning bio baked is the best
Jan 5 2013 4:17AM
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wolf.
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I've def tried to light the bong while theres nothing in the bowl hahaha,

Tonight I did try and explain to one of my friends how it must be instinct for the cat to drink out of the dirty sink water (her roommates cat was doing this at the time). I then went on about how the cat was in a kitchen forest and that the sink water was its only source of water, like a dirty pond. She looked at me with the weirdest look on her face and goes no i'm pretty sure that is not true but good try haha.
Jan 5 2013 6:07AM
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Chinchi
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When you are really twisted, you and a bunch of friends get locked outside in 20 degree weather and we are all can't think of how to get in. So then you proclaim "maybe if we smoke enough we can all fall asleep in the snow, because it looks so comfortable", then you and your friends get into the garage, where you continue to teleport around the room for about 20 minutes, until someone breaks a window and we get inside, then once inside somebody blurringly comes up to you to exclaim they were gay raped, you just imagined it though. But when you wake up you didn't imagine it. Then proceed to lay in bed and fly around for a about two hours, then pass out.
Jan 5 2013 11:00AM
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ForeverYung
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When you and your friend eat like 4 boxes of cappin crunch berries
Jan 5 2013 12:00PM
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washparkdub
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lulz

this for sure hahah
Jan 5 2013 1:02PM
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MothaHucker
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Why I never go to class high
Jan 5 2013 1:13PM
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