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How to Tell When You're Just Too High

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PopsicleStand
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I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"



Jul 17 2012 6:25PM
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Jib_High
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If you think your two high you just need to collect yourself and SMOKE MORE WEED
Nov 13 2012 3:24PM
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ikindalikeskiing
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threads for latersssss
Nov 13 2012 5:12PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Recently, I have noted the effects of indica dominant strains vs. sativas. I usually smoked a lot of sativa bud, with the occasional indica here and there. Now that I have been going to college indicas are what you tend to get. The different effects are very obvious.

Last week I had tests so I studied no smoking at all through the week cause I am trying to pick up my grades. Friday comes around and I pick up and eighth of some Williams Wonder. A hybrid strain primarily indica. First we start of smoking bong bowls, then my friend comes in with his vape so we chill in his room and vape bowls until everyone is laying on the floor or a bed (key charecteristic of an indica. Makes you lazy as fuck.) From then on I vaguely  remember what happened. All I remember I was outside some where and there were deer and I ran at them, after that its blank. I am not even sure how I found my way back to my room.

If I am really stoned on a sativa my mind tends to have racing thoughts, I don't get that heavy indica sedated feeling and it get a little trippy like a mild shroom trip if I smoke enough. I enjoy both strains although there are definitely times when I would rather have a sativa than an indica, visa versa.
Nov 13 2012 5:41PM
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steezywannabeezy
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I should probably research elsewhere, but can you tell by looking and/or smelling?
Nov 14 2012 12:58AM
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Jessie406
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when your favourite food has no taste .. and you scarf it down in no time at all..
Nov 14 2012 1:07AM
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MothaHucker
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when you get visuals from weed.

When I get "too high" sometimes I'll get that weird pattern sensation where everything seems like a dream if you know what I am referring to.  However I haven't had that in a long while. More frequently I'll often get close eyed visuals of cartoon characters like popeye or weird 90's shit and funky 80's patterns that somehow "make sense" in my mind but when I really think about them they are just weird overlays of shapes and designs.

The only time I have ever actually gotten an open-eyed visual off of weed was when I had smoked with a friend late one night and we were walking home towards my house (I live just a few blocks away from him) and when we pass by his house we look at this stained glass window above his garage and I watch it morph into an extemely detailed and vivid photograph of a panda sitting on it's ass munching some bamboo. I mean this was like I was staring directly into a zoo exhibit it was so vivid. When I pointed it out to my friend he claimed to see it too but to this day I still don't really know if he had really seen exactly what i was experiencing at the time.

I'm gonna go smoke a few bowls with the same friend tonight so I'll ask him about it too now that its on my mind.

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this is literally what I was seeing when looking at this window that in a sober mind resembles nothing of a panda bear or any other animal for that matter.

Anyone else experience anything similar? weird for sure.

Nov 14 2012 1:21AM
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rareison
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One day when I was really blazed I was gonna take a nap, and I told my friends to wake me up when I was hungry.
Nov 14 2012 1:24AM
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TheHamburglar
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this one time i thought i was too high, then i manned the fuck up
Nov 14 2012 1:41AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Oh of course, I just talking about the general effects of the flower on a human specimen.
Nov 14 2012 2:55AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Its those sativa strains man. They are killer. I fucking sat down took dabs of headband then smoked 2 grams high fucking grade fire bud. I then spent an hour sitting locking in a gaze looking in the distance. Everything looked very dreamy with a crazy ass coloring to the whole room. I saw flashing fluorescent patterns inter woven into the ceiling floating in the air. I was baked as fuck. Most my memory after that if very patchy.
Nov 14 2012 3:06AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Sometimes when ive smoked a few too many marijuanas, ill go to close my eyes and instantly start having incredibly vivid dreams that i cant stop unless i open my eyes. And only once have i gotten visuals. I was watching tv at a friends house and only in my right eye did i start see random specs of colors moving around in my vision.
Nov 14 2012 9:12AM
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Ski_Alot
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when i was convinced that there were monkeys in the trees above me until my friend told me we were in a field...
Nov 14 2012 9:15AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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When im high i can barely talk on the phone, when im really high my friends will ask me if im dying.
Nov 14 2012 11:34AM
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wait.what
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Relevant to everyones interests.

Nov 14 2012 11:42AM
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Bodhisattva_
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this thread makes me lol @ n00b stoners
Nov 14 2012 11:48AM
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Benseleit
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dabs'll do that.

one time I ate broccoli. that high
Nov 14 2012 12:54PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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where to start.

so freshman year in college smoked a roach blunt, sat in this girls room for a couple hours and just starred at the wall. didnt say a word. thought my heart was going to explode.

later that year smoked a joint ment for 4 people to my face,the other people were talking about dragon ball z, i was sitting in the back seat thinking i was growing body armor.

last year at my house alone after a concert, smoked and drank till real late. but i built a cool light show out of some tv a projector and my stereo. woke up to my roommates girl friend checking my pluse. i guess i passed out under the kitchen table.
Nov 14 2012 1:20PM
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Benedetto.
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In class (college), I know I'm too high when I just fumble around getting everything together then contemplate whether I'm making too much noise. Then realize, whatever, people will just think I'm weird and that's cool because people are sometimes just weird..

Then I realize I've been ignoring the math lesson!!
Nov 14 2012 1:25PM
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PhaedeD
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this thread is full of dumb.

You only get too high when you are like 12. At least thats the last time I got too high.



NOW...

You can get TOOOOO HIGH on other drugs than weed.
Nov 14 2012 1:29PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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How? I have literally never heard of a fool proof way to tell be appearances and certainly not by smell.
Nov 14 2012 1:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
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No but really
Nov 14 2012 3:49PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Well it can be a challenge to calculate weather they are indica or sativa dominant just by looking or smelling the nug. if there is purple on your bud its likely indica dominant.  Indicas tend to have a more skunky smell and Sativas have a lighter, citrus, piney (but both sativa and indica buds can exhibit the same kind of smells, and looks). In general it is hard to tell what the strain is by just looking at the nug. If you see the plant the bud grew on you can tell what the the species is by what the leaves of the plant look like. Fatter leaves are Indica. Thin leaves are sativa.

Indica Plant (Hindu Kush)

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Sativa Plant (Sour Diesel)

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Nov 14 2012 6:50PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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The best way to tell if it is indica or sativa is smoking the bud and noting the effects you feel.
Nov 14 2012 6:54PM
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WPoch
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I know i'm high when I'm in Maine and I'm walking away from the shack me and my buds smoke at and looking up into the air an see fucking monkeys in every single tree branch above me head. I start to freak out and I can see them jumping between the branches plotting their monkey murders. But then my friend (The_Snarf) tells me i'm in the middle of a field with no tree in like 200 feet of me...


Nov 14 2012 7:49PM
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mike_e
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When you start eating ramen and realize you forgot to add the flavor, but then continue eating it anyways.
Nov 14 2012 9:00PM
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OGHolliday
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When you and four friends smoke an eighth from a bong in one sitting and realize that 72 degrees with a light breeze is the perfect temperature and that we should start a petition to make sure it was the temperature at all times....
Nov 15 2012 9:16AM
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.Mouse
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When everything tastes like butter, not just ordinary butter the beautiful melted golden butter that is on hot toast. When everything you eat tastes like that...
Nov 18 2012 1:12AM
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roach1324
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When you are standing in a hero burger crying and asking the guy for a " normal burger" while holding the back of your neck for dear life. That guy was a douche
Nov 18 2012 1:52AM
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3000
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When you are sitting in your friend's car and you proceed to pick up his soccer shinguard and closely inspect every little detail of it for 30 minutes straight.
Nov 27 2012 1:21AM
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TooTanked
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Threads
Nov 27 2012 3:26AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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The other day me and my cousin vaped 2 bowls the smoked about 9 (I hadn't smoke for about 2 weeks before this) anyway I forgot how to use the stairs and ended up sleeping on my basement floor.
Nov 27 2012 8:29AM
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GayWolf420
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Shit me and my friends tried using an alternative to hookah coals so we looked it up and found little pieces of wood and sticks that have been in a fire work te best. Anyways, we go outside. There's like 5 feet of snow at my house but we managed to find sticks and shit. We go back inside, put them on a cookie sheet and put them in the oven. TL:DR I got really fucking sconed with my friends and put pieces of wood in the oven.
Nov 27 2012 8:38AM
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maxgilly
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this is when
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Nov 27 2012 8:55AM
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Lansfield
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This didnt happen to me but my friend, we were all pretty baked and he just decided he wanted to sleep, so he lay down on my couch and possed out. About 5 minutes my others friends and I started freaking out because we didnt know where he was since he stopped talking. Then we found him and woke him up and he got pissed and moved to another couch. This happened 3 more times, him falling asleep, us forgeting where he went, finding him, waking him up, then him moving.
Nov 27 2012 9:46AM
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Caspaaa
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ordered 7 Frostys at McDonalds last night, didn't realize i was actually in McDonalds and not Wendys until this morning, and I almost cried when the vape ran out

was decently high
Nov 27 2012 12:07PM
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Randy_Quench
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when you are mid sentence and you forget what the fuck you are talking about..
Nov 27 2012 12:15PM
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steezywannabeezy
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hahahaha. elaborate please.
Nov 27 2012 1:37PM
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ALaw
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When you hotbox a yurt for 11 hours with a couple friends and cant speak so you just keep loading more bowls and rolling more blunts.
Nov 27 2012 1:46PM
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OGHolliday
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When no matter how hard you think sending a decent or at least normal/interesting text to a girl is the most difficult task in the world.


Thank god for snapchat and stupid high faces to amuse them....
Nov 27 2012 2:08PM
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Jib_High
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when your in school tripping nutsacks totally and you think that a teacher might see you fuck
Nov 27 2012 3:19PM
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cope+
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Right meow
Nov 27 2012 3:22PM
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GayWolf420
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Going to class high is a waste of weed.
Nov 27 2012 4:24PM
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Randy_Quench
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and your money assuming you are paying for tuition just to space out and look at how cool the ceiling tiles are instead of listening/learning.
Nov 27 2012 4:32PM
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roach1324
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basically, was really really high in a hero burger, their menu is really confusing because it's huge and I couldn't read it in my state, so after continuously asking for a "normal burger", of course the guy could tell I wasn't fully there, so was smirking and trying to get me to choose something off the menu, by this point I was tripping balls and thought he was the police and this was some sort of drug test and he would know I was high if I couldn't order something, so trying to look casual, i grabbed the back of my neck, then after standing there for a few minutes II freaked the fuck out and started sobbing quietly in front of the counter till my friends dragged me out.

Nov 27 2012 5:02PM
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MothaHucker
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nov 27 2012 5:58PM
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Broommasta
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that actually worked for me and a friend, we wanted to reach new highs so we shared 14 bowls and just felt sober, it was strange.
Nov 27 2012 6:13PM
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JeremyClarkson
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wheres my lighter dude?

in your hand brah.

Nov 27 2012 6:15PM
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Chief.Queef
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happened to me this weekend. but a few hours later i was at a solid 9 for a longggg time
Nov 27 2012 6:24PM
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penguin_steeze
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hahahahahaha
Nov 27 2012 6:25PM
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accualyisdolan
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College...
Nov 27 2012 6:50PM
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