How to Tell When You're Just Too High

I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"