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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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ahshit
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 3,031
Drank a 12 of michelob ultra lime infusions, and a six of buffalo gold's

Buffalo gold's dank idk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk
6 years ago
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holytoast
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ahshitDrank a 12 of michelob ultra lime infusions, and a six of buffalo gold's

Buffalo gold's dank idk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk


thats good work right there
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
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ahshitidk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk


this would be a dope knuckle tattoo
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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Sluggin down long island iced teas and beers at 10am at the airport. I don't have a problem you have a problem :)
Been up since 430am yeatersay on public transport and airports and haven't slept so fuck it.
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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theabortionatoryeatersay


Woah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.
6 years ago
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Liam_j10
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theabortionatorWoah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.


Damn. Perfect execution
6 years ago
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ahshit
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holytoastthats good work right there


got banned same night :)
6 years ago
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d00d
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my cat is hanging in the jackets
6 years ago
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Huck.Fin
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**This post was edited on Nov 3rd 2019 at 11:48:46am
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Haven't drank all summer really; Got a sixer of some 6% IPAs (yay utah sells real beer now) and got tuned the fuck up last night and still feeling it at 7:17pm
6 years ago
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270on420out
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Im at a party and I’m having more fun browsing this site. My dopamine receptors are so fucking ruined
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Went to a wedding last night. Got way too drunk. Then drank more. Tried to break dance- crushed my ring finger. Ate an entire bag of pickle lays, so now my lips are raw. And I might be a father in 9 months 😮. Pretty sure I'm still drunk too. I'm "never" drinking again...
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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white claw drunk for the CMAs
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Goddamn why am I so fucking stuck on my goddamn ex.
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Why did this thread take forever to find
6 years ago
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ModMommy
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Meep
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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You you right
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6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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idk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads
6 years ago
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BedBugDoug
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DeebieSkeebiesidk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads

Put fast food in your next white elephant gift exchange
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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BigPurpleSkiSuitGoddamn why am I so fucking stuck on my goddamn ex.


See another girl and remove everything you know of your ex all items etc. in 6 months you’ll be good
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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DeebieSkeebiesidk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/750775/The-Official--I-m-High--Thread



Also im hungover
6 years ago
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ModMommy
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i'm absoultly shitfaced and had a gr8 date
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Wow I've been drunk all day
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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6 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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I haven’t drank since Thursday and I still feel fucked up from my Tues-Thurs Stowe bender. God getting in good shape makes you suck balls at drinking ran 10 miles in 78 mins the day before it. Also not drinking makes you dank at skiing I was ripping that first day and having no issues carving ice can’t ski like that after a long night.
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I love how the dominos crew here knows me by name at 12:38 AM
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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2 fast 2 furious might just be the ultimate bro movie
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Wow the last 3 posts here are me.
5 years ago
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McJubby
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Maybe try ecstasy
DIRTYBUBBLEIm at a party and I’m having more fun browsing this site. My dopamine receptors are so fucking ruined
5 years ago
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ModMommy
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I just read 400 pages and didn’t retain a single thing lamooooooo. Grad school is a lot. A LOT. but it’s cool to see that the department is stoked in my thesis and it’s cool. They make some feel good. Let’s talk fertilizer, indicator ag, and bison bone.
5 years ago
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_Garagely_
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Coors Banquet and keystone light on a Tuesday
5 years ago
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Skibumsmith
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You ever notice how good REM is? I’m jamming hard right now.
5 years ago
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thateastcoastski
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i’m drunk
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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No im drunk



mentholjuulpodi’m drunk
5 years ago
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Liam_j10
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BigPurpleSkiSuitNo im drunk


Naw I'm pretty sure I'm drunk
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I only drink spirits now days. Fuck sugary mixers. Shit adds up after 15 drinks
5 years ago
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_Garagely_
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Been putting down Modelo and Cold Smoke since early afternoon since it’s Friday and hard to focus on online school. Went for a brisk stroll at dusk then Felt hungover but rehydrated so I’m gonna have another modelo and maybe a fat tire
5 years ago
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theabortionator
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Crushing wine and whiskey errday. It's what jesus would want me to do
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I feel gud
5 years ago
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ModMommy
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I am tonight. I was last night too when i picked a fight with the guy I’m sleeping with. Let’s go covid.
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I'm 23 why the fuck am I sympathizing more with dr Cox than JD.
5 years ago
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Mixy
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drinkin beer brinkin deer
5 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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I only drink these days to completely black out, make dumb posts on forums and my social media, send lewd texts I don't remember, and puke/piss all over. There is no inbetween I have zero desire to drink a 6 pack and stop fuck that noise.

Can't wait until next Friday to do it again only 8 more days. 2-3 hits of acid and 30 bud lites all for me is gonna go down like buttah.
5 years ago
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.GUCCI.
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halfway through a 5th of jacky dans, and damned if i dont wanna go throw a naked backie
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk this shit I just wanted to ski in the spring and get drunk, that wasn't too much to ask was it??? But noooooo now we have no spring ski and the longest offseason ever. I resolve to get into crazy good shape so that I can go back to skiing full clip almost immediately
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I again have no gf and must deal with
5 years ago
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Mixy
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI again have no gf and must deal with


5 years ago
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Liam_j10
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5 years ago
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roddy116
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I wasn’t a parrot, but I won’t get on cuz they live for too long, and I’m not one to give away a oet, ride or die. Rush bitxh
5 years ago
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