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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Also, I'm sure I'm surrounded by beautiful women but the wife frowns on random conversations with strangers
10 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
floop a loopdy diddy doo
10 years ago
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Holy fucking shit I found it!

Got to tell two girls how I felt about them. Said they were cute as hell which I truly mean but I'm not looking for anything right now and told them to be picky cause they can be. In a real fuck it all honey badger mood which feels great to finally release what I really want to say. Don't give a shit and my sober self won't care either if anything my sober self will be relived of some pressure.

I'm also sorry. Just need to be sorry to everybody for some reason.
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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Goonna call it a night at 25 beers im damn tired goondight ns
10 years ago
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johnnyBuz
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last_tangoTryin to get laid. Had a girl I liked needed a piece and I went to go grab it, came back to bar and she left so I moved on to my next project the puma project. Puma:Older woman that is hot but no babies. She went downhill to her place but everything is sensitive with her because of the age difference. She wants it but she is uncomfortable about it.


Just whip your dick out. She won't say no

* has banged many pumas they all want it /claim
10 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
been on like a 5 day bender... birthday on the 8th and wsi started on the 10th. in a way I am glad wsi is over after tonight
10 years ago
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
got two different cute southern bell chicks to buy me drinks. 15 gamer points!
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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Lost in the folds of the NS tale
To find this thread I would certainly fail
Yet on page 6
My worries were nixed
For here lies the holy grail


FUCKING DAMN STRAIGHT YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH THAT LIMERICK. FUCKING GET AT ME I'LL FUCK YOU UP
10 years ago
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Doesn't seem like anything you're saying or doing or doing
Is making any sense long distance druuunnnk
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770167/Long-Distance-Drunk---Modest-Mouse
10 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
it been a month since this was bumped... got me feelin a little nostalgic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/773013/Green-Day-International-Superhits--Full-Album

home alone, pretty drunk, and still having more fun then you.

you're all cunts

GGW SEE YOU GEESE IN HELL #warning
10 years ago
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,798
hey, you

come here often?

how abouts i buy you a drank?
10 years ago
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
In case brown wonder I'm live
10 years ago
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skeedle
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In case brown wonder I'm live
10 years ago
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skeedle
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In case brown wonder I'm live
10 years ago
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loam.duvanin
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My friend once thought he was a glass of orange juice and did not move because he felt like he was going to "spill himself"
10 years ago
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
day drinking. yes.. havent been on in a while pussies waht up
10 years ago
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
WHAAATTUP FUCKERRRRS
10 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I havnt been on this site in forever. Holy fuck! 5 beers deep in New Belgium 1554. Got the first cold chills of fall headed my way. Dis goin be goood.
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Hey m8s I just saw this thread and thought since I got caught smoking weed so I can't really do that anymore I thought I would try drinking. Not like all the time but just at a concert next week (everyone there is always high or drunk) . But I'm under aged so I can't really buy it and how much do you guys think I should drink? Srry guys just trying to have a time before school starts
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14053 - Karma: 51,036
Hello friends this party sucks
10 years ago
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EvanWalz
Posts: 273 - Karma: 347
Shit man! I just made a forum about being drunk and what do ya know? right after I post it, someone replies on another drubk thread. Alcohol is a crazy thing! seriously though, I've been on ns for years, can't believe I forgot there was already a drunk thread. sorry ns
10 years ago
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miroz
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Too.
Much.
Mexican.
Food.
Aghhhhhhhhhhh note to self, don't dance or take shots of well tequila with a full stomach. Many cramp, much full. Ugh.
10 years ago
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JibInMyPants
Posts: 132 - Karma: 115
Helpful tip. German girls don't like Tinder...
10 years ago
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Mingg
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3 of my friends got arrested last night for throwing a party and I woke up at my friend's apartment with gashes on my back and needed stitches.

Dont drink the jungle juice, kids. It's a very bad, bad thing.
10 years ago
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foolmetwice
Posts: 617 - Karma: 1,306
Tha maneater claims another victim!
10 years ago
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miroz
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Bleghhh I'm tired and I just wanna go home haha
10 years ago
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eastAR5
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can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though
10 years ago
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d00d
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eastAR5can i sell viagra / cialis on here? Just saying i got the wholesale amounts , no lie . But i don't want to be banned after 14? 15? years.. no idea . tha would be tragic though


I'll trade you 69 Viagra for 420 pots
10 years ago
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soulskier
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Anyone else trying to sober up by eating pop tarts?

Yea...me neither
10 years ago
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
Yuuuuuuuupppp I like rumchata atatatata
10 years ago
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Headless-G
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Sooo it begims ..... Im noty drumk.
10 years ago
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Jesse.White
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10 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,273
Right now im Cant feel my face drunk and i did sone pretty sweet kareoke (spelling tho??) add me on snap chat if u wanna see somedope kareoke. Riley_lewis67

World peace ✌✌
10 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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Write something funny in Im high thread??
10 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I had a few couple several shower beers to celebrate success night of bluegrass and debauchery and now I'm in dining hall spilling salad everywhere cuz it's hard to eat
10 years ago
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beermuscles
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im still salty over my only claim to NS fame as starting the original "im drunk" thread


but you have continued the tradition well .. carry on.
10 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14053 - Karma: 51,036
I decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.
10 years ago
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Mingg
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MinggI decided to reward myself by taking a shot for every page of reading I did. I did not know that this chapter was 42 pages long. I am 6 pages deep and I am unable continue.

3 days down, 72 to go.


DAMN. I'm drinking Alcohol while reading an alcohol/substance abuse book... hahahaha fuckin ay.
10 years ago
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bardissono
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Most of the time I come on here I'm drunk so I think every thread should be an "I'm Drunk" thread.

just my two cents, have a good night everybody
10 years ago
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J-Wile
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Just got off probation for getting an MIP. Feels good man.
10 years ago
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riswine
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MinggDAMN. I'm drinking Alcohol while reading an alcohol/substance abuse book... hahahaha fuckin ay.


You should read a book on how to backflip!! :)
10 years ago
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.Rybak.
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Suh dudes
9 years ago
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Mingg
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my freinds ditched me for wine wednesday so I did whiskye wedensday by myself and it is going really really really swell.
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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.Rybak.Suh dudes


yo suuhhhh dude


been drinking every night since friday and ive been having a fantastic spring break
9 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
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Mingg is the shit.

And all the rest of Ns
9 years ago
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Mingg
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.MASSHOLE.Mingg is the shit.

And all the rest of Ns


Hi, how are things? hehehe


Also, thirsty thursday is lit. About to walk to the froyo place in the pouring rain/ I am so excited yay
9 years ago
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-WZ-
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Just learned how to headgun, shout out to porkfrat for the insp
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Beer Olympics?




Beer olympics.
9 years ago
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FunkySane
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I now understand why people like wine so much. I think I'm hooked.
9 years ago
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.Hugo.
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FunkySaneI now understand why people like wine so much. I think I'm hooked.


Still like wine this morning?lol
9 years ago
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