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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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DirtYStylEI’m drunk


No u
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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DirtYStylENo u


Oh fk
6 years ago
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CLQ
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I’m never sober
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQI’m never sober


pathetic
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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TRVP_ANGELpathetic

I'm drunk.
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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runforlove2018I'm drunk.


Nice
6 years ago
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SlopsSalad
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No, not at all. Two liters of beer and I'm sitting straightly
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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TGIF
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Just had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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FogdartJust had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/

sounds nasty
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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Also i guess I'm drunk since visiting small east coast town and its 3am here.
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What the fuck is this doing 9 pages down I'm so fucked up. Drunk me has some serious dedication.
6 years ago
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BedBugDoug
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I'm drunk and it was free cuz on Wednesday you can drink all night long and if you call a coin flip correctly at the end it's all on the house. Booze
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Welp I'm plastered again
6 years ago
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BedBugDoug
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWelp I'm plastered again


Same. This is great news
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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drunk about to cook up some brats
6 years ago
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Hangry
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Fucking Jungle Juice gonna kill my head in the morning
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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I aplogize for the last few threads. I'm semi coherent now.
6 years ago
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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miscoto n meye cup
6 years ago
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Enzob007
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Drunk as fuck everyone else already went to bed just sitting here listening to some bluegrass lmao. I want to go ski for some reason
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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drinking corona refrescas rn
6 years ago
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CLQ
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Give me a reason to drink anything other than Keystone Ice
6 years ago
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applejuice.
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.frenchydrinking corona refrescas rn


oh hai.
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Bit o wine tonight 🍷
6 years ago
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applejuice.
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DirtYStylEBit o wine tonight 🍷


sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/embed/40d111a7-171b-4054-ba07-03e1e8ce6ee9?autoplay=false
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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applejuice.oh hai.

omg hi
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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Well I lost my wallet somewhere between my place and the casino. Do you ever have to tell yourself like get it to together man? If anybody finds the wallet I have about 200 bucks to my name and a credit card I've already froze. Lol
6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
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FogdartJust had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/


This reminds me back in the day we tried soaking a bunch of weed trimmings in Vodka and let it sit for a month or so. We didnt know what we were doing fucked up filtering it and there were little bits of bud left in the Vodka but we ended up slamming shots anyway and getting messed up. Anyway the next day my Brother and I kept farting all day hung over as shit and it smelled like straight up ass-reefer. It was summer and we drove up to Winter Park and my brother ripped a silent one in a crowd at the village and people around all got this strange look like "WTF is that?"

We got better the second time and soaked a ton of trimmings in 120 proof Absinthe. That shit was wild.
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/938446/I-love-dogs-nothing quite like oblivion

Its Tuesday and I'm 6 beers deep
6 years ago
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davetron78
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There are innumerable examples of inebriated lapses of interweb conduct, both publicly and in private, are recorded to less and less effect - the company of being drunk is as exuberating as another mans endeavour into the abyss
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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about to get hammered during this hurricane boys
6 years ago
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Lonely
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I've decided to stay sober tonight. Check in in 4 hours to see how thats going
6 years ago
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Enzob007
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1 part jack daniels 1 part captain morgan 2 parts coke try it sometime it’s amaizibg
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Fuck dude, I miss her so fucking much
6 years ago
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CLQ
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BigPurpleSkiSuitFuck dude, I miss her so fucking much


Its ok mane, it will get better with time. Plenty of thotties in the sea
6 years ago
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Titus69
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Moved into my temporary spot with some homies, got wasted, one of them lost their toenail, so ready for bed but were all laughing over it quite hammered after cleaning him up.
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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got so fucking drunk tue and wed night this week... like tuesday was a top 5 most drunk ive ever been lol fuck pink whitneysssss
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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BigPurpleSkiSuitFuck dude, I miss her so fucking much


Season is upon us my man, hang on.
6 years ago
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Liam_j10
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Well its 6 pm and im already hammered. Sko utes baby
6 years ago
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applejuice.
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.frenchygot so fucking drunk tue and wed night this week... like tuesday was a top 5 most drunk ive ever been lol fuck pink whitneysssss


hockey guy.
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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applejuice.hockey guy.


not a big deal.
6 years ago
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roddy116
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so hard seltzer made me wake up in the neighbors yard
6 years ago
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Liam_j10
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Taaka or bust!!!!!
6 years ago
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spruitm
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Aimeeeee?
applejuice.hockey guy.
6 years ago
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holytoast
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k im gonna chug this now
6 years ago
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Liam_j10
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holytoastk im gonna chug this now


Did u chug it?
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The kraken arises once again
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
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i'm piss drunk goodnight everyone 💕
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
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Pigeon.i'm piss drunk goodnight everyone 💕


bitch
6 years ago
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holytoast
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Liam_j10Did u chug it?


i did. night was a lot better afterwards.
6 years ago
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