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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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DirtYStylE
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DirtYStylEI’m drunk


No u
May 25 2019 3:58AM
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DirtYStylE
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DirtYStylENo u


Oh fk
May 25 2019 3:59AM
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CLQ
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I’m never sober
May 25 2019 9:39AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQI’m never sober


pathetic
May 25 2019 7:55PM
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HypeBeast
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TRVP_ANGELpathetic

I'm drunk.
May 26 2019 2:33AM
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DirtYStylE
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runforlove2018I'm drunk.


Nice
May 27 2019 12:21AM
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SlopsSalad
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No, not at all. Two liters of beer and I'm sitting straightly
May 28 2019 9:08AM
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DirtYStylE
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TGIF
Jun 1 2019 12:44AM
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HypeBeast
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Just had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/
Jun 16 2019 12:40AM
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theabortionator
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FogdartJust had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/

sounds nasty
Jun 16 2019 3:01AM
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theabortionator
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Also i guess I'm drunk since visiting small east coast town and its 3am here.
Jun 16 2019 3:02AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What the fuck is this doing 9 pages down I'm so fucked up. Drunk me has some serious dedication.
Aug 6 2019 11:56PM
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BedBugDoug
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I'm drunk and it was free cuz on Wednesday you can drink all night long and if you call a coin flip correctly at the end it's all on the house. Booze
Aug 8 2019 2:38AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Welp I'm plastered again
Aug 10 2019 12:45AM
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BedBugDoug
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWelp I'm plastered again


Same. This is great news
Aug 10 2019 3:46AM
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.frenchy
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drunk about to cook up some brats
Aug 11 2019 7:48PM
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Hangry
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Fucking Jungle Juice gonna kill my head in the morning
Aug 11 2019 7:52PM
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JoeF2661
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I aplogize for the last few threads. I'm semi coherent now.
Aug 18 2019 1:03AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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miscoto n meye cup
Aug 18 2019 2:52PM
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Enzob007
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Drunk as fuck everyone else already went to bed just sitting here listening to some bluegrass lmao. I want to go ski for some reason
Aug 19 2019 2:54AM
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.frenchy
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drinking corona refrescas rn
Aug 19 2019 6:36PM
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CLQ
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Give me a reason to drink anything other than Keystone Ice
Aug 19 2019 9:03PM
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applejuice.
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.frenchydrinking corona refrescas rn


oh hai.
Aug 20 2019 11:03PM
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DirtYStylE
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Bit o wine tonight 🍷
Aug 20 2019 11:14PM
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applejuice.
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DirtYStylEBit o wine tonight 🍷


sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/embed/40d111a7-171b-4054-ba07-03e1e8ce6ee9?autoplay=false
Aug 20 2019 11:18PM
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.frenchy
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applejuice.oh hai.

omg hi
Aug 23 2019 5:20PM
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JoeF2661
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Well I lost my wallet somewhere between my place and the casino. Do you ever have to tell yourself like get it to together man? If anybody finds the wallet I have about 200 bucks to my name and a credit card I've already froze. Lol
Aug 23 2019 6:50PM
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SuspiciousFish
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FogdartJust had Sweetwater 420 Kush beer. Obviously I know there's no thc in it but it was pretty good. Smelled like straight reefer as soon as it was poured

https://sweetwaterbrew.com/brews/420-strain-mango-kush/


This reminds me back in the day we tried soaking a bunch of weed trimmings in Vodka and let it sit for a month or so. We didnt know what we were doing fucked up filtering it and there were little bits of bud left in the Vodka but we ended up slamming shots anyway and getting messed up. Anyway the next day my Brother and I kept farting all day hung over as shit and it smelled like straight up ass-reefer. It was summer and we drove up to Winter Park and my brother ripped a silent one in a crowd at the village and people around all got this strange look like "WTF is that?"

We got better the second time and soaked a ton of trimmings in 120 proof Absinthe. That shit was wild.
Aug 23 2019 7:16PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/938446/I-love-dogs-nothing quite like oblivion

Its Tuesday and I'm 6 beers deep
Sep 3 2019 11:56PM
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davetron78
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There are innumerable examples of inebriated lapses of interweb conduct, both publicly and in private, are recorded to less and less effect - the company of being drunk is as exuberating as another mans endeavour into the abyss
Sep 4 2019 12:07AM
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.frenchy
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about to get hammered during this hurricane boys
Sep 4 2019 9:22AM
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Lonely
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I've decided to stay sober tonight. Check in in 4 hours to see how thats going
Sep 4 2019 4:03PM
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Enzob007
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1 part jack daniels 1 part captain morgan 2 parts coke try it sometime it’s amaizibg
Sep 8 2019 3:18AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Fuck dude, I miss her so fucking much
Sep 8 2019 4:27AM
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CLQ
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BigPurpleSkiSuitFuck dude, I miss her so fucking much


Its ok mane, it will get better with time. Plenty of thotties in the sea
Sep 8 2019 4:55AM
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Titus69
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Moved into my temporary spot with some homies, got wasted, one of them lost their toenail, so ready for bed but were all laughing over it quite hammered after cleaning him up.
Sep 8 2019 6:20AM
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.frenchy
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got so fucking drunk tue and wed night this week... like tuesday was a top 5 most drunk ive ever been lol fuck pink whitneysssss
Sep 12 2019 6:07PM
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JoeF2661
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BigPurpleSkiSuitFuck dude, I miss her so fucking much


Season is upon us my man, hang on.
Sep 12 2019 8:04PM
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Liam_j10
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Well its 6 pm and im already hammered. Sko utes baby
Sep 14 2019 8:17PM
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applejuice.
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.frenchygot so fucking drunk tue and wed night this week... like tuesday was a top 5 most drunk ive ever been lol fuck pink whitneysssss


hockey guy.
Sep 15 2019 5:08PM
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.frenchy
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applejuice.hockey guy.


not a big deal.
Sep 17 2019 7:47PM
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roddy116
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so hard seltzer made me wake up in the neighbors yard
Sep 28 2019 4:02AM
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Liam_j10
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Taaka or bust!!!!!
Oct 5 2019 12:58AM
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spruitm
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Aimeeeee?
applejuice.hockey guy.
Oct 5 2019 1:01AM
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holytoast
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k im gonna chug this now
Oct 11 2019 9:13PM
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Liam_j10
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holytoastk im gonna chug this now


Did u chug it?
Oct 12 2019 1:17AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The kraken arises once again
Oct 12 2019 1:35AM
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Pigeon.
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i'm piss drunk goodnight everyone 💕
Oct 12 2019 3:03AM
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Pigeon.
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Pigeon.i'm piss drunk goodnight everyone 💕


bitch
Oct 12 2019 4:57AM
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holytoast
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Liam_j10Did u chug it?


i did. night was a lot better afterwards.
Oct 12 2019 8:49PM
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