The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!

And now, because why not...

Jul 1 2013 4:20AM

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Phil.T

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just packed a nice bowl of kief

Jul 1 2013 4:37AM

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daannnnieel

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This thread is what you didn't want it to be.

Jul 1 2013 4:43AM

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2_fadez

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heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa

Jul 1 2013 4:59AM

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JAHBRADOR

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OH MAN! Me and muh main dude jst got this stuff called PK kush420. Its like got us so many stonez!

Jul 1 2013 5:11AM

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whoa-dere

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My friend knows one of those cool high school kids and he's gonna get us some marawana I can't wait!! I feel like such a badass, smoking weed and everything. Bro whoa

Jul 1 2013 5:21AM

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2_fadez

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wait - how did you make this thread? girls can't even get high

Jul 1 2013 5:29AM

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450out.

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smokings un healthy. i heard from this guy in high school that you should just shove the nug up your ass :)

Jul 1 2013 6:29AM

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fortyvalve

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this has been tried before

sadly it looks like it's going down the same road

Jul 1 2013 7:56AM

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GayWolf420

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Morning is a good time to a smoke herbs.

Jul 1 2013 8:18AM

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Austin.ski

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this

Jul 1 2013 9:12AM

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JahLiam

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this

Jul 1 2013 9:19AM

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SnowMiser

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http://highdeas.com/

Jul 1 2013 9:20AM

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Rparr

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I like to huff jenkem.

Jul 1 2013 11:25AM

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edai

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I keep this bookmarked, im sure you'll all enjoy it.

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/

Jul 1 2013 11:32AM

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SlimDunkin.

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Takes hit, passes to dog.

Jul 1 2013 11:32AM

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snomaster

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I've been completely sober for 15 days, no weed since April 1st. It's court mandated but I feel great. Being high can be fun, but don't let it lead you into unnecessary risks. Moderation is key, balanced with frequent sobriety.
Right now I've got a bunch of mandatory meetings to go through but at least it helps bring perspective being exposed to some really fucked up situations. This gives me incentive to never get into trouble with substances again.

Jul 1 2013 11:45AM

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Chinchi

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Jul 1 2013 11:49AM

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Charlie_Kelly

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Yeah as a condition of living at home this summer I cant smoke. Went from like may 1st to june 26th without blaze. Got drunk, caved and took two bowl hits. Actually felt really guilty for some reason, maybe cause I was kinda proud that i went from blazing 5+ times a day to none at all. Havent smoke since then and really dont plan on it until I go back to school. Then its bong rips for days.

Jul 1 2013 12:02PM

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TheHamburglar

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Good job man. Sucks it was court ordered but sounds like you gained a great perspective. Moderation IS key, something I'm working on everyday

I like being high and lifting heavy shit

Jul 1 2013 12:13PM

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Maturin

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is now such a sad and depressing place.

Jul 1 2013 12:32PM

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elinde

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this thread is unnecessary, because a large number of users are high while on regular newschoolers. So basically, the "I'm High Thread" is just newschoolers.com.

Jul 1 2013 12:39PM

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PeppermillReno

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Im high as fuck. At the beach house running out of buds will go back home and cop more after dinner. I should have 3 gravities to get through the afernoon.

Jul 1 2013 12:52PM

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Spagett+

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I just huffed sooooooooooooooooooooooo much paint but i am 12.

Jul 1 2013 1:21PM

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werd.

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Questionably the most unnecessary thread ever created? Not trying to be rude but weed isn't some magical thing that completely changes your personality to the point where you're a barely the same person anymore. With minimal thought and effort rational thoughts can be made while high. There has never been a point where I've been so high that I can't type normally when I really need to. The only people who will post in this thread are 10 year olds who try weed for the first time and think they're the shit, while 99% of other smokers can enjoy smoking and carry on with their day in a somewhat normal fashion.

btw I'm stoned as fuck right now and I'm typing fine so that further proves my argument...

Jul 1 2013 1:37PM

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howlongcanausern

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Jul 1 2013 1:38PM

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Mama.

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Ohhhh stop. Of course its not magical and ridiculous. But there's an I am drunk thread that I've found myself posting in numerous times when I'm high as balls.... so I'm doing it elsewhere. You cant tell me that there arent times where you just smoke way too much and things seem much more interesting than they were before.

Jul 1 2013 1:56PM

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BNik

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Did some math this morning, and calculated my friend spends 7 and a half days on the shitter a year. Should of stayed in College

Jul 1 2013 2:02PM

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SkiThe603

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After spending one entire day sober, I decided the high life is easier. So much easier.

Jul 1 2013 4:51PM

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Randy_Quench

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HAAAAA

Jul 1 2013 4:55PM

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esotericjive

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Sober for two weeks, much needed break.

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Jul 1 2013 4:57PM

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NPF

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this seems so backwards hahaha i suck at school when im high, im assuming you are out of highschool?

Jul 1 2013 8:10PM

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Edgar-Allen-Poe

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I am here to save you. The Devil's Lettuce is corrupting your mind but also you soul. Please see the error in your ways before it is too late you dipshit stoner dumb asses. You know what never mind, most of can't even read this.

Jul 1 2013 9:31PM

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LoathesRaisins

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You're trolling is bad and you should feel bad.

Jul 1 2013 9:34PM

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Edgar-Allen-Poe

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I am not capable of feeling anything, I do this to try to feel something but, you know, you win some you lose some. And by the way (bee-tee-dubbs) the truth is not trolling.

Jul 1 2013 9:38PM

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GayWolf420

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what is this i dont even

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/m/?yt=-jpr3oe96JU

Jul 1 2013 10:56PM

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NPF

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HAHAHAHA wut.

Jul 1 2013 10:59PM

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GANDALF

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this

Jul 2 2013 3:38AM

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Sufferboy

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I prefer black tar heroin

Jul 2 2013 3:51AM

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esotericjive

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This thread really took off...

For all the 13 year old stoners...
For everyone else, you laugh, you lose.

Jul 28 2013 9:59PM

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steezyjibber

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wow

Jul 28 2013 10:03PM

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Jeebus.

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So the point of this thread is to let people know when I'm high.. It would be easier to let you know when I'm not high. Also, who fucking cares who is high on NS.