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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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connecticunt
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I know mikes is just about the biggest bitch drink I'm existence but I love it so.
11 years ago
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AT-AT
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Chubbs.Hammered. Keystone and Jameson... CORTACA 2014... here's why.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/suny-cortland-cortaca-2013-riot_n_4297105.html

that's what happened 2013..

Here's 2014..

http://www.ithacajournal.com/story/sports/college/2014/11/11/measures-place-prevent-repeat-cortaca-mayhem/18871715/


Cortaca is the greatest. 10/10 would go to another.
11 years ago
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Mingg
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AT-ATCortaca is the greatest. 10/10 would go to another.


Oh my god. I went last year. Shit was fucking insane. I couldn't go this year but Ill be there for sure next year.
11 years ago
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skiingonskis
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screwdrivers
11 years ago
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Chubbs.
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Jameson and Powerade... cause i have some lying around after this weekend
11 years ago
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RevolverHustleO
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AT-AT28 Labatt bottles and a Sabres hat for $15.99, I think yes



meanwhile in canada..

fuck you
11 years ago
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Mingg
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I'm playing kings with 4 of my buddies in their room because UB is shut down tomorrow!! This is the best night I've had here in a while. These guys are awesome.
11 years ago
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ZeMagnificentKev
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The edit may have some wonky parts, but man cutting up clips with a big jug of sangria is just awesome
11 years ago
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connecticunt
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I've got a screwdriver, a mikes cranberry lemonade, a bunch of pbr, and a bottle of white wine and I'm all drinking them at the same time and watching the remake of Texas chainsaw whatever and hooping and this is phenomenal.

I like don't drink ever and I haven't had anything to eat today so I'm already so drunk. Wow.
11 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Just dropped some herb in a pizza place and now my hand is killing me.
11 years ago
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ZeMagnificentKev
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CirilloJust dropped some herb in a pizza place and now my hand is killing me.


Come over for a sesh
11 years ago
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hamman
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Shakedown just killed it !!! The girls are one hell of a drug lol feel like i only remember half the set
11 years ago
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RevolverHustleO
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checkpwint
11 years ago
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Black-Bandanna
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Mo bloodies mo spicy and pain meds from surgery a week ago. Feelin' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ok

11 years ago
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Mingg
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Black-BandannaMo bloodies mo spicy and pain meds from surgery a week ago. Feelin' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ok



Oh my gosh, this was me last night. I was given a general anesthetic or whatever its called and my friend took a video of me. My reaction to it was hilarious.
11 years ago
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mhuddy_22
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bump.... for some good laughs
11 years ago
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Sally*McSalad
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Anyone watch eric andre?
11 years ago
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Jane6
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Drunkenöly trying to communicate with a parrot was a bad idea
11 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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skeedlevodka and me can't be friends.


vodka and I
11 years ago
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Jane6
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The referenced post has been removed.



hahaha nah hes all about that clean lifestyle

11 years ago
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dmski
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Emma_Watsonvodka and I


Thank you.
11 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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Okay, so i just spent 35 fucking seconds of my life finding this thread.

whine whine whine wine wine mmm

fuck those kids throwing gang signs in their edits
'doooppe dude- that was so swagged out'
yeah i like to play dress up too!

YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS KID


ill give you the run down of my night

1 part coke 3 parts negrita ron de un litro (thats rum in spanish you illiterate community college ski bum hooligans- get a job)

i meandered to plaza mayor and then proceeded to attend the local irish bar 'Saint Patrick's Museum'
it's really not even a museum, a real fuckery when walking by. Nobody wants to go to a museum in a Spanish college town, people want a cerveca y mas chupitos, porfav.

i hit the local 24 hour store and bought myself some amstels and drank in the park and nearly peed on my friends.

y despues, we went to the local bar paniagua (water y bread - go to school!!)

feeling a bitch adventorus now ay?a ayay!!??

I was dragged out of paniague towards gran via and we hit some catered birthday party in a new bar to us that smelled like sex and lobster

20 chupitos para 7 euro en barvel

and then bought a kebab and a water and they took my credit card and allwas great

a buddy and i proceeded to another irish bar and bought a bucket of 5 carlsberg beers

we had a hike to home so we took a carlsberg each as we left and the bouncer threw a fit and made us finish them in the bar - life is bar am i right.
11 years ago
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Emma_WatsonOkay, so i just spent 35 fucking seconds of my life finding this thread.

whine whine whine wine wine mmm

fuck those kids throwing gang signs in their edits
'doooppe dude- that was so swagged out'
yeah i like to play dress up too!

YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS KID


ill give you the run down of my night

1 part coke 3 parts negrita ron de un litro (thats rum in spanish you illiterate community college ski bum hooligans- get a job)

i meandered to plaza mayor and then proceeded to attend the local irish bar 'Saint Patrick's Museum'
it's really not even a museum, a real fuckery when walking by. Nobody wants to go to a museum in a Spanish college town, people want a cerveca y mas chupitos, porfav.

i hit the local 24 hour store and bought myself some amstels and drank in the park and nearly peed on my friends.

y despues, we went to the local bar paniagua (water y bread - go to school!!)

feeling a bitch adventorus now ay?a ayay!!??

I was dragged out of paniague towards gran via and we hit some catered birthday party in a new bar to us that smelled like sex and lobster

20 chupitos para 7 euro en barvel

and then bought a kebab and a water and they took my credit card and allwas great

a buddy and i proceeded to another irish bar and bought a bucket of 5 carlsberg beers

we had a hike to home so we took a carlsberg each as we left and the bouncer threw a fit and made us finish them in the bar - life is bar am i right.



PLEASE continue writing brilliance like this
11 years ago
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Bateman
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ayyy lmao
11 years ago
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Chinchi
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H.Scorpioayyy lmao


11 years ago
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JimC
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why am i not on my second week of a season right now? instead I'm posting drunk from a rainy UK
11 years ago
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El.Guapo
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So hurricanes are now on my shit list. Fuck me I feel like I fell off a building
11 years ago
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asapCferg
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haven't been hear in years wahoooo hi drunk ns
11 years ago
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Chewy.
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asapCferghaven't been hear in years wahoooo hi drunk ns


Hello
11 years ago
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Mingg
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My aunts homemade amaretto is soooo good. And so is southern comfort. Tonights gonna be a good night.
11 years ago
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.frenchy
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alright so i havent drunken home by myself since like summer, boutta change with this first paycheck tomorrow


the season of turnt frenchy posts in this thread has returned ayyyy lmao
11 years ago
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soulskier
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Hamms! I haven't seen you since the last time I was in South Bed, thanks for the lack of memories
11 years ago
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miroz
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WOooooo!
11 years ago
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no_steeze
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Who wants a mustache ride?

i don't have a mustache

I am a failure
11 years ago
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Top_Gun
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whats goods fam,,mmmm,
11 years ago
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Jane6
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Ahaha wow Ivlove this
11 years ago
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urbanjib
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Jane6Ahaha wow Ivlove this


I miss you Jane6.

Im also drunk for the first time in a minute. So much for sobriety. Liqour pong for the night, with shitt pool hall bars
11 years ago
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last_tango
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Tryin to get laid. Had a girl I liked needed a piece and I went to go grab it, came back to bar and she left so I moved on to my next project the puma project. Puma:Older woman that is hot but no babies. She went downhill to her place but everything is sensitive with her because of the age difference. She wants it but she is uncomfortable about it.
10 years ago
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PON3
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Havnt been on in a while and cant believe this thread hasn't been deleted or sunken to the depths of NSG.
10 years ago
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Bensun
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face meet concrete. concrete meet face. also broke my phone
10 years ago
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piritoiminta
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First time in Finnish nightclub for long time.. Decided to have a little fight with random dude... still awesome night though. How about you guys?
10 years ago
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Mingg
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Going through my phone today after last nights shenanigans. So far I've found videos of a bunch of us white girls attempting to twerk, us singing fergalicious and hips don't lie, and videos of me doing gymnastics in various places. Also found a picture of me with a jelly fish drawn on my back. What a lame yet fun night.
10 years ago
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.frenchy
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im pretty high and i dont know if there's a 'im high' thread!!! sry!


/claim :^)!
10 years ago
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NPF
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PON3Havnt been on in a while and cant believe this thread hasn't been deleted or sunken to the depths of NSG.


people like to drink.
10 years ago
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d00d
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ST PATTTY'S DAY :D HOLLA AT MEEEE
10 years ago
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d00d
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ST PATTTY'S DAY :D HOLLA AT MEEEE
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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d00dST PATTTY'S DAY :D HOLLA AT MEEEE


If youre gonna pretend to celebrate at least use the right spelling of St PaDDys
10 years ago
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d00d
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.Hugo.If youre gonna pretend to celebrate at least use the right spelling of St PaDDys


sorry sir hugo the almighty know it all
10 years ago
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soulskier
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I'm giving up on pretending to be reading books on my cell phone, I'm drunk on a beach and turning to you NS

What's new?
10 years ago
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