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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

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Bensun
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ahahahahaha gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy ^^^^^^^^^

12 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Rum tastes like candy
12 years ago
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bo0b
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Holy tits i am Drunk ai drank in a hot tun i gotta ski at tomorrow morning i9n p clock should i fuck this girl?
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.Hugo.
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i drank in hot tub too. girls got to drunk an dleft thogyt. fuck these things
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erica
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SAME
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TRASHTALK
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sitting at home. everyone left. and there's trash everywhere. dreading waking up early to go ski tomorrow because i know my home mountain is going to be filled with all of the people not at dew tour. :/ .....



going anyways. haha
12 years ago
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Benson.
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everyones drunk wheer i live because of the nor'easter.
12 years ago
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ZeMagnificentKev
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im sitting at home, my 40's done, and im looking at my half a bottle of whiskey hesitantly, can't wait to wake up at 2 tomorrow to ski my home mountain (lol "mountain", takes 2 secs to get down the hill, 4 mins to get up) But anyway, bro its 12 you telling me a party that left trash everywhere at your place ended at 12? what happened? Oh wait..im in canada..what time you at?
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Toaster-Tony
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my name change is 100% due to too many gin and juices last night
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ZeMagnificentKev
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Oh fuck I love me sum gin n juice, favorite mix?
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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I'm a huge fan of the classic gin and tonic with lime juice, but last night we were drinking shitty gin and lemonade, our main focus was not taste haha

You got any good recommendations?
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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is this still a thing
12 years ago
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skiersupreme
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this thread is such a shitshow
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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i haven't been here in so long..oh i miss it so. someone be my friend tongiht
12 years ago
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doGelyst
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love me some whiskaey. makes the fact that we got an inch of rain instead of a foot of snow easier to forget, haha.
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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but an inch of ice? what do i do
12 years ago
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doGelyst
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oh it was horizontal freezin rain.

2 hrs of chipping ice off park featuers, tree tops blown down everywhere, still couldnt see pplz tracks @ 3pm when i left. bulletprooooof.
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asapCferg
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this time baby i'll beeeeee bulletproooffff
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doGelyst
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its sweet slippin jumps n clearin em, ahaha.
12 years ago
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Peter.
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drunk on beer whats up guys
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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oh man i missed useless posts on NS....is this what winter break is all about?!
12 years ago
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doGelyst
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Jeebus.
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Atta boy, I'm playing better than i normally do, i should play CoD wasted all the time.
12 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
12 years ago
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doGelyst
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turnip
12 years ago
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Benson.
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hahahaha pussy
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BigScaryLarry
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what im wondering is if in january when i go to CO and am higher in elevation and i drink in a hot tub will my white girlness grow to the point of bein a one beer nancy?
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
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prolly
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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im not sure if im weird or not but i still have no idea why everyone is saying this
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doGelyst
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whiskey followed by a glass of water.

so smooth no worries, and hydrating at the same time. win win.
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
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I need sainthood bottle
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
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Meant to say anther bottle. Clearly I don't. You're all fucks.
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doGelyst
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make sure you drink a shit ton of water.

even fully acclimated, I went tubbing one time, only had 5 beers but no water that night........worst headache ever the next morning.

i'm having a ghetto christmas with key light, might spice it up with some knob creek tomorrow tho.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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shit canned with the fam. Merry Xmas y'all. Enjoy the skiing
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Benson.
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Same. Happy holidays everybody!
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
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Who isn't drunk with their family! Merry Christmas ns.
12 years ago
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forrest-cole
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^ yep, holidays plus the family is the best! Cheers to everyone and merry christmas!
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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MERRRRYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR
12 years ago
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Alex.B
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Fuck Utah beer shit tastes like water. Good to be back in the midwest for the holidayz.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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easy to down doe
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bo0b
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Drunk on Christmas eve, classic.
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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and your name is boob
12 years ago
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erica
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wine &&&& (bread) 4 Jesus
12 years ago
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S.M.G
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ERICA IM WINE DRUNK TOO GET ON TINYCHAT
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Merrrick
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get off newschoolers
12 years ago
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asapCferg
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meh im bored someone entertain me
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erica
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erica
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erica
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erica
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