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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11958 - Karma: 12,322
Still trying to figure out what happened last night.
13 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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You drank zhenka, felt sick, left katrinas apartment, forgot your bag, and dissapeared into the night.
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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I can no longer take vodka shots after ive already had some drinks. Lame
13 years ago
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
shitfaced won 100 bucks in poker for the 3rd time this week and the giants game is tomorrow and rg3 is gonna get fucked up so good times
13 years ago
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Doggerr
Posts: 490 - Karma: 46
I fucking hat it when I Los my fucking Lyon happens every time I'm drunk.fuck that shit. I need my phone nooowwww!!! M
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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That's a problem. A lion running loose could fuck shit up
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Relevant video is relevant
13 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
2 friends birthdays today and no longer a pledge. Got hammered and went to the 50 yd line of our football stadium but I wish I coulda hooked up with that girl... Too bad she was my friend's from the start
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Congrats on being initiated! what house?
13 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
thanks bro, beta zeta here
13 years ago
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ryantheconnolly
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again ha gaaaaaaaaaaay
13 years ago
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
well....it's that time again.

posted about 25 selfies to the internet. so why stop with conventional social media???

Here you are newschoolers a beautiful selfie to help your night/morning progress.

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13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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No tits? Tha fuq is this shit
13 years ago
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NPF
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no tits and not in a mirror of a bathroom... clearly a man in disguise
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Welp already drunk and go in a fight with my roommate. Gonna be a good night
13 years ago
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clive_bixby
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348 est swag
13 years ago
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michal-
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got mad drunk, so i decided to sing up finally.. hello newschoolers, been checking all of you out for like two years without membership. i really didnt have anythin better to do, 'cause i watched the whole travelling circus too many times.
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Super wasted right now. Last night in College. Driving out tomorrow to start my new life in Colorado! see you all there!
13 years ago
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volvotom
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Congrats, don't worry, JI life sucks too.
13 years ago
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
present,
someone SK me
13 years ago
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Still fly
13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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where did this thread go! i havent seen it in a minute.
13 years ago
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Willgum
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Welcome bro!
13 years ago
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no_steeze
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i just stole a lot of things
13 years ago
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crab_pretzel
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ugh fuck htis
13 years ago
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
i'm baaaaack
13 years ago
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clive_bixby
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Tits
13 years ago
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jaredmdub
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alcohol and no pussy...what a failed evening.
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Got hammered at th lifty and patrol parties, then went to dos locos for some fun karaoke. Great night, now hung over as fuck and grtting ready to do some more training, fujhhhh
13 years ago
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Peach.
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I'm just going to leave this here for your lolz.
13 years ago
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dreadyboy
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Why are bitches such bitches? S'like if you don't wanna dance with people don't go to the club, the club's for socializing and meeting randoms is it not?
13 years ago
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Boss hog law dog . Bringing the thunder tonight
13 years ago
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P-HAGAR
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lets gooo boys slay the putang tonightttt!!!!!!!
13 years ago
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HWW
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Checking in once again
13 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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oh fuckkkk
13 years ago
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Peach.
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I'm here and I had beer.
13 years ago
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jaredmdub
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went to the bar during a "naughty or nice" christmas party expecting to see some mad sloots.

turns out someone decided they didn't want a wedding recpetiong and would rather go to the bar with old people.

tried to get a picture with the bride and a buddy.....failed.

saw a girl i knew from 5-6 years ago but she was space cadet gone and said hey like every 5 minutes while getting money, luckily her friend was sober enough to chat.

karate chopped a nerd trying to dance with my best friends girl.

overall a decent night


13 years ago
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clive_bixby
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Nrap
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Sagebrrush cell block c is fucking stupid wild, on thst note,im drunk, goodnight
13 years ago
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alexat955
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Fuck how expensive drinks are in palo alto
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
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is this a prison
13 years ago
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PON3
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lol you dont even know the half of it
13 years ago
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Broommasta
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ddue kinect sports is the shit
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
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story time
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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Awwwwwww fuck which do I choose lll
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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Well it looks like I chose ducking WRONG cause that girl just bit mi limp into a fcking mess... Snag the FUCK what the fuck!
13 years ago
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MANDER
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Where's the I'm hungover thread?
13 years ago
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PON3
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Sagebrush is employee housing at a keystone, and basically the most gnarliest, crazy people live there and party their ass off every night. basically cops come like once every three days to tell every one to shut up. And I happen to live in the craziest part of sagebrush, block c, or "Cell Block C". that one night fire department came and so did the police to arrest a guy. They were running up and down the halls spraying the fire extinguisher and vandalizing crap. Cant wait to move out of there.
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
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hahahahah holy shit. sounds like a good time for about a week
13 years ago
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clive_bixby
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cant believe this shit hasnt bumped today of all days. go earth, and coors light
13 years ago
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