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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,955
I'm drunk. wiz khalifa is dumb in all the smartest ways. i love gin. i love wiz khalifa too. cool.
13 years ago
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,955
*NOT DRUNK YET
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Bingo lol

Will be there soon! just made another drink. Mostly gin and a little Orange juice lol
13 years ago
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,955
i gin and juiced last night. i'm not even sure i was alive last night either. go boi!
13 years ago
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
13 years ago
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russ.bar
Posts: 374 - Karma: 20
Eagles baby fuck ybe stpid pieceof shit goants
13 years ago
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Somebody's way above my level! High five!
13 years ago
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
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13 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
eta to legal drinking: 3 hours 40 minutes eta to drunk: now
13 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I wanna text this girl saying how I've liked her for two years, but I havent had the balls to ask her out, she asked me to be her grad date yesterday. what should I say?/ im durnk
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I always thought you were like 24?
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Bring her to the side and just be like, hey im going to lay this out here, and I have liked you for the past two years, and today I am going to stand up and want to ask you out and treat you to the most amazing time of your life? I always do that and it works for me
13 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
damn i feel like i need to nut up and do that... i think tomorrow might have to be the day. shall report back.
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
havent been this hungover in a longass time.
13 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,847
Same here this is awful
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
haha a friend of mine I havent seen in ages wrote on my Facebook "I love when Wille is drunk"

I have no memory of even meeting her last night.
What I do remember is shouting "whats up with your ugly face, been drinking too much period blood again?" to some random douchebag while waiting for the subway. I have class.
13 years ago
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1337
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You said some funny things last night
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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I told my friend to stop going after these girls because they were ugly, but they were right there when I said it and I kindof feel bad
13 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
d-d-d-d-d-douchebaaaaaaggggg
13 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Damn you're smooth.
13 years ago
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
this.
dont know if i'll make it ot the game today. can't even smoke to solve the problem
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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for my Toronto bredrin



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13 years ago
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
you guys drink?? deyummmm
13 years ago
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
fuck everything
13 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
I know how you feel bro. Shit sucks
13 years ago
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
round 2 for partying at the bar. underagedontcare
13 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
ha no, turned 21 last tuesday.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,494
Sunday afternoon drunknewss. nothin brtter
13 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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WHY IS IT RAINING.I WANT PIZZA BUT ITS RAINING. BULLLSHIIT.
13 years ago
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Fuck my college, we dont get columbus day off. Its because the president of UB is indian, and columbus killed all the indians. dont hold a grudge, man
13 years ago
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Willgum
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also im not drunk im just pissed
13 years ago
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alexat955
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being indian =/= being an indian
13 years ago
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SeanTom
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currently starving. Micky D's or school caf?

13 years ago
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Heart
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if you have a meal plan go to the cafeteria. use the meals you paid for
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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shit i hope he didnt wait those 2 days for someone to tell him what to eat lol. he must be starviing!
13 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Beer Olympics today. Been hammered since 9:30 fuck
13 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
It's so damn early, it's only 10:34, Ive been drink ing at the Freshtival since 6:00 and I'm drunk sa fuk
13 years ago
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Rafiki
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stfu you're 13 and not drunk. you don't have to lie on the internet to try and fit in
13 years ago
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bo0b
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I'm 16. I'm drunk goddamnit.
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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go away.
13 years ago
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bo0b
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Spinoza and me are tight. We have a thing going on here. back off dickface.
13 years ago
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Rafiki
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that's cute. how does his dick taste?
13 years ago
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LoneRanger
Posts: 75 - Karma: 96
PBR dry, i git fucked
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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no you misunderstood, i said go away
13 years ago
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bo0b
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I don't know sorry. I think I judt broke my finger
13 years ago
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Rafiki
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wait, hold on a second...
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stop acting like newschoolers is about you
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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stop acting like youre pickling cucumbers in your asshole
13 years ago
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pmw
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i promise im sober and not fuckin smashed taking bong rips to
13 years ago
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Willgum
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Nothing better than walking in your all guys dorm bathroom and finding a girl in it. You gotta congratulate her on getting laid. Said the guy with a girlfriend its worth it nig
13 years ago
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Rafiki
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ya good one.
13 years ago
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