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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Spinoza
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My friends last bame is Pon and I was with him last night, Kind of a coincidence j guess
Sep 8 2012 12:17PM
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ryantheconnolly
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well shit
Sep 8 2012 2:17PM
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SterlingArcher
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in the forest off some dirt road camping next to some lift at keystone. charging my phone in some bathroom before i head back to my tent. Beers all gone so time for bed
Sep 8 2012 10:37PM
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no_steeze
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i have been consistently drunk since 3:30 this afternoon
Sep 9 2012 12:54AM
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Spinoza
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Why doin
Sep 9 2012 2:27AM
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Spinoza
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End up on this thread I'm in Tim Hortons Hamilton hi guys Whatsup
Sep 9 2012 2:27AM
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SassySloth
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were tou at hess tonihgt>?
Sep 9 2012 2:37AM
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rudager
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I just took the taxi home, and the driver loved me.
Had my head out the window the whole time saying hi to people, only to get the response of "fuck you". Which the taxi driver loved, even more so when I yelled "OK!" to everyone.

I think I made his night.

As for everything else tonight.

Sep 9 2012 4:17AM
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PON3
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I stared at your icon for like 5 minutes last night.
Sep 9 2012 9:20AM
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Spinoza
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Fuck yeah I was at the RockBar and got kicked out that was bogus
Sep 9 2012 12:27PM
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Ciara
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Boom stoned and drunk with the most amazing guy ever, gotta goooooo
Sep 11 2012 11:10PM
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PON3
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Sep 12 2012 1:33AM
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errrka
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im glad this thread wasnt hard to find.
i went t the bar wearing a wolf shirt, came home with two flags. 'murca
Sep 12 2012 2:46AM
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alexat955
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guys I know it's not the same but I'm so crossed/twisted that I feel like I'm rolling. It's fucking sweet though
Sep 14 2012 1:16AM
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SterlingArcher
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buzzed and watching classic looney tunes on youtube.  havent laughed so hard in awhile
Sep 14 2012 1:57AM
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iSmokeweed
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FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

im in miami and i wasnt allowed in the bachelor party so i had to pay 80 bucks for a cab back to a hotel where i could stay!!! at least i have wifi, weed, and maybe some bitches. oh and some MDMA. HARDCORE NIGGASFUCKAROUNDLIKEFUCKINGSLUTS
Sep 14 2012 2:01AM
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Turner.
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2 Chow. Lower Main, where you at baby?
Sep 14 2012 2:21AM
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MNS
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just made kraft dinner
Sep 15 2012 4:51AM
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Steeze_Minister
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lol popcorn #yolo
Sep 15 2012 5:24AM
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alexat955
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Stanford > USC but too bad I couldn't close tonight
Sep 16 2012 5:20AM
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PON3
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I suck at talking to girls. but the girls I was talking to last night i didnt want to do any thing with, i just wanted to hang out and have a good time. Kept on getting like wierd vibes of that they are interested in me and they would talk for like 10 min, then they would leave and just never come back and I would have to go run around the party looking like an idiot trying to go find them. fucking girls
Sep 16 2012 10:18AM
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nella12
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im drunk and its fucking 10 in the morning..... fuck me
Sep 16 2012 10:37AM
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no_steeze
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last night i ended up shotgunning a beer underwater while naked, peeing on a couch and rug also naked, stealing cupcakes by hiding them in the sombrero i was wearing, and i woke up this morning with blood on my sheets and a severely burnt tongue
Sep 16 2012 12:35PM
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Spinoza
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how did that work?
Sep 16 2012 12:38PM
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no_steeze
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you put it up to your lips without opening the top and then submerge yourself leaving just the top of the can out of the water and proceed from there. it's called torpedoing
Sep 16 2012 12:42PM
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Spinoza
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sounds cool
Sep 16 2012 12:44PM
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Puzzled
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kickisexplosion, profit???
Sep 18 2012 12:15AM
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Guard_Puma
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So this is a little bit late of a reply, but I am drunk and it still is eduactional, so I think this is relevant.
Never, ever, EVER EVER ever, give the cops a fake ID. It will ALWAYS get you in more trouble than if you just gave them your real ID. Fake+cops=bad. Real+cop=good.

Btw, I got hammered tonight while working on my senior paper playing the Dream Girls drinking game: drink every time a full musical number happens, and drink every time Eddy Murphy's character does any drug. Check it. GUARD_PUMA OUT
Sep 19 2012 12:43AM
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Bodhisattva_
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You aren't really camping if you can charge your phone ...
Sep 19 2012 3:19AM
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Bill.Nye
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Bill Nye is drunk on science.

And wine.

It's not gay.
Sep 19 2012 3:26AM
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E__
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This so much this. Nayways been bumping this all night long

Sep 19 2012 7:20AM
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alexat955
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I'm not retarded. I gave him my real I'd but then he asked to see my wallet which had the fake in it
Sep 19 2012 12:43PM
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alexat955
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BILL NYE THO
Sep 19 2012 12:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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HEY GUYS GO WU TANG GO
Sep 20 2012 12:05AM
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ryantheconnolly
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hey dickface change your sig back
Sep 20 2012 1:11AM
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PON3
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Im watching friends with benifits by myself drunk, holy shit mila kunis is soo damn hot. I want to fuckin whack it right now but I took the pledge of no porn/ jerkin it. Might call the ex over later tonight for some slap and tickle
Sep 20 2012 2:07AM
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Bill.Nye
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DO IT! Pics of ex are needed.

Also I fit into this threat at the moment. Fuck yeah $2 bottles of wine.

Getting blown drunk is the shit
Sep 20 2012 2:42AM
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SkiJay.
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wine is kainda gayyy
Sep 20 2012 3:57AM
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ryantheconnolly
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not at all. ill chug a bottle of two buck chuck before i drink beer or take shots any day
Sep 20 2012 4:12AM
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SkiJay.
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okay, myaby its not gay, but it tastes like shit.. well i dont like it at all
Sep 20 2012 4:19AM
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alexat955
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shut the fuck up pussy
Sep 20 2012 6:15AM
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Bill.Nye
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That's my shit. I buy it by the case.
Sep 20 2012 1:01PM
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Willgum
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Im just bumping this for tonight/ my threads.

Finally got a fake so alcohol is bountiful in my life
Sep 20 2012 1:19PM
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alexat955
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No
Sep 20 2012 3:00PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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your mother likes wieners...
Sep 21 2012 12:43AM
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no_steeze
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oh jeez i haz class tomorow
Sep 21 2012 1:10AM
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errrka
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I got hammered at the ski team social, my sober roomate picked me up, took me to taco bell like a champ, then they forgot my burrito, went back around, and they gave me the burrito AND CINNAMON TWISTS, FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! so yeah i have class at 8am, its 2am, woooh. yea college
Sep 21 2012 1:51AM
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PON3
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I thought you said cinnamon tits for a second, then I was like oh wayt....nvm



tits
Sep 21 2012 2:01AM
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alexat955
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do I know you?
Sep 21 2012 2:40AM
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PON3
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How old are you?

I always think you are like 23+

But you could be 16 for all I could know.

Drunkthoughts
Sep 21 2012 2:46AM
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