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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
seems like a cool guy to me
Sep 21 2012 3:51AM
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Toaster-Tony
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hammed. have class tomorrow. ain't even mad.
Sep 21 2012 3:56AM
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SkiJay.
Posts: 1550 - Karma: 653
in the same boat as everyone else.. fuck ittt
Sep 21 2012 4:18AM
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Big_Spence
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you know you're rolling when..? work at 7
Sep 21 2012 5:35AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
I somehow made it to class, walked in right at 8am, missing a sock and wearing a tall tee that i consequently wore last night... and to sleep.. its going to be one of those days.
Sep 21 2012 9:26AM
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shuckle
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Sep 21 2012 9:57AM
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no_steeze
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i am 19
Sep 21 2012 12:49PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Yuengling. Happy 730 right coasters. Go hokies
Sep 21 2012 7:33PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Ill be here soon.
Sep 21 2012 7:35PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Rock me
Sep 21 2012 7:38PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
drunk mario cart double dash weeeeeeeeeeeew
Sep 21 2012 11:12PM
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easiestEC
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goin to see a talking heads tribute band at the casino. for FREE
Sep 21 2012 11:50PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,753
I'm not drunk.
Sep 22 2012 12:13AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Here we go again
Sep 22 2012 2:05AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I'm ready to rock you babe.
Sep 22 2012 2:08AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Really, semester needs to end. Ski season needs to start, pbr need to be drank faster (ski workout wat). What the fuck is NEwGirl?
Sep 22 2012 2:09AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I just gave some dogs franks red hot sauce... bad desicion?  or funny entertainment... I chose both
Sep 22 2012 2:12AM
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T-Bell
Posts: 375 - Karma: 233
At my girlfriends house hammered. Shes makin me nachos, chicken wings, chicken fingers and pizza. Can't wait
Sep 22 2012 2:19AM
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NPF
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i blackedout last night.... no idea what happened after like 12...
Sep 22 2012 2:24AM
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T-Bell
Posts: 375 - Karma: 233
Fuck I forgot about perogies! The best damn part!
Sep 22 2012 2:27AM
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CliffyByro
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holy fuck. tonight was meant ti be an easy night. so loose! Haha
Sep 22 2012 2:34AM
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ajax
Posts: 2850 - Karma: 1,236
you don't even give a damn, i don't give a fuck
Sep 22 2012 4:08AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
WAKAFLOCKAFLAME ONE HOODASSNIGGA
Sep 22 2012 4:10AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAMMERED
Sep 23 2012 12:23AM
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Spinoza
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How is Marc soo good at Mario tennis. Fk
Sep 23 2012 12:59AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
fuck frats. bunch of man loving bitches
Sep 23 2012 1:59AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA
Sep 23 2012 3:31AM
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RileyZap
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Sep 23 2012 3:53AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
i always want to post in this but i never do cas mobile is to hard and takes to long when im drunk
Sep 23 2012 4:17AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Come party at mine. Ill give you the NS hookup.


oh and fuck women.
Sep 23 2012 11:16AM
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no_steeze
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frats exist for one reason: rape
Sep 23 2012 12:52PM
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GayWolf420
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As long as no one gets naked, I see no problem getting drunk with dudes.
Sep 23 2012 1:35PM
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alexat955
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Nah that's just SAE you're talking about
Sep 23 2012 4:41PM
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king.tubby
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well on my way. FOOTBALLLLL!!
Sep 23 2012 4:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I will hold you to that
Sep 23 2012 5:01PM
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no_steeze
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i'm not talking about man rape. i have nothing against getting hammered with a bunch of dudes and running around in indian headdresses breaking things

many frats are all about luring in women (preferably freshmen), compromising them through alcohol or drugs, and then taking advantage of their weakened state, a.k.a sexual assault. it's exactly why frats let in only freshman girls and not any guys. when the girls get into the party they realize it's just them and a bunch of upperclassman drunk kids in lax pinnies so, due to the pressure of being in with the "cool kids" and their lack of previous drinking experience they drink themselves to oblivion and then lose their virginity in one of the brothers' rooms next to his keep calm and carry on poster and his collection of empty handles and shot glasses

none of this is meant to denounce the brotherhood aspect, since that's awesome, but from my experience frats are pretty damn rapey
Sep 23 2012 5:10PM
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PON3
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I always love a good discussion but can we get this thread back on track with non-coherant thoughts and drunk ramblings about your night? I don't want a huge fight happening.
Sep 23 2012 6:43PM
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Heart
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*pike and theta xoi
Sep 23 2012 11:39PM
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razors-chaz
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just before i start posting in in ski gabber about the awesome night i had with the the BlackLabelProject$ and the inspired crew in edinburgh i thought i should post here to officiallly claim my drunkness. you have no idea how long it took me to type this correctly.
Sep 24 2012 11:01PM
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CliffyByro
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im so annoyed i couldnt go to that. fuck you uni!
Sep 25 2012 6:14AM
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Stainr
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Hahaha epic!!
Sep 25 2012 6:48AM
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Guard_Puma
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Dude, there should be no spell check in this thread! Just pure, raw, uncensored drunk keyboard mashing!
Sep 25 2012 12:35PM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
its bad enough when im sober trying to type because my vision isnt great so i fuck up typing a bunch, i cant imagine what it would be like if i didnt read through what i typed when drunk
Sep 25 2012 1:45PM
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JamieOBalls
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Broooooooooooos in this thread
Sep 25 2012 1:47PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

Evan williams is the bastard chilkd of Jack Daniels but hes treqting me pretty good rite now.

Sep 25 2012 1:55PM
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errrka
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Its 3 pm on a Tuesday.... yes I'm jealous
Sep 25 2012 3:23PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
BUMP

Bill Nye is drunk. Like the perfect drunk though.
Sep 26 2012 1:35AM
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alexat955
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what an interesting night
Sep 26 2012 4:49AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Story time?
Sep 26 2012 6:03PM
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SkiJay.
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Sep 26 2012 6:15PM
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