It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.
Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.