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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
I always wanted that ..
Jun 9 2012 12:31AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
yeah i pretty much expected this reaction from her...

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Jun 9 2012 12:55AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7053 - Karma: 2,771
Me: hey I have a pretty serious question to ask you

Her: I'm not pregnant I swear
what's up?

Me: oh ok that's a relief. but yeah when you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: I'm confused

Me: oh sorry, thought it was pretty simple. At what time are you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: dat ass?

Me: sure thing
[dat ass picture]

Her: hahahaha dat marshmallow ass

Me: so yeah you never answered, eh?

Her: [the "ohhhhhhhh ... ... yes" face]
if you want it then you gotta put a ring on it

Me: whoa now let's not let things go too fast. my place in ten

Her: ["i'm a pretty lady" shaving me gusta face]

etc...
It just continued on all silly and she didn't believe it was me for a longass time. But she's coming over tomorrow so it might get brought up.

May have to try this with another girl now...
Jun 9 2012 3:18AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 2,153
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Jun 9 2012 3:25AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
on step ahead of the gam ;y
Jun 9 2012 3:33AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
wow fuck mobile. "one step ahead of the game ;)"
Jun 9 2012 3:33AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Done deal shorty, like they say - once you go black you ain't comin back
Jun 9 2012 3:49AM
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.Hansel.
Posts: 185 - Karma: 113
yes, yes I did.
Jun 9 2012 4:05AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6281 - Karma: 6,408
sorry shes taken
Jun 9 2012 4:32AM
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unreal.shooter
Posts: 562 - Karma: 52
Yeah I did it to a girl I met at a party, which turned bad, she was like who the hell do you think you are.... So I just blamed it on my friends stealing my phone and she was chill about it :)
Jun 9 2012 5:32AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 2,153
I think thats what I'm going to do if it goes a stray
Jun 9 2012 11:09AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
skibumm69 --> Panda_with_Guns
uhhmmmm...






fuck yeah ;)
Date Sent: Jun 9 2012 18:55:37 - (read)
Panda_with_Guns --> skibumm69
can i tap that?
Date Sent: Jun 9 2012 13:17:04 - (read)
skibumm69 --> Panda_with_Guns
yeah?
Date Sent: Jun 8 2012 22:17:25 - (read)
Panda_with_Guns --> skibumm69
Hey, i got a serious question

Jun 10 2012 6:31PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7053 - Karma: 2,771
Me: heyo so I have a serious question

Her: regarding?

Me: regarding when you're gonna let me tap dat?

Her: no.
tell matt no too.
&ew

Me: haha sorry matt's not interested

Her: can u not text me plz


Jun 11 2012 3:14AM
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TOMMYTANK
Posts: 231 - Karma: 26
Me: Can I ask you a serious question?

Her: Yeah

Me: When you going to let me tap dat?

Her: Newschoolers? Well in that case, whenever you want lol

Me: For real, no joke, I'm being serious?

Her: Yeah, I don't put out on the first date though

Me: Okay, I wouldn't expect you too, yeah you would?

Her: Yeah
Jun 11 2012 10:00AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Well done buddy
Jun 12 2012 4:18AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Jun 12 2012 5:29AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
lol defs did not remember that.
Jun 12 2012 1:22PM
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TOMMYTANK
Posts: 231 - Karma: 26
Thanks!
Jun 12 2012 2:15PM
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NPF
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im guessing you were drunk zac. too funny
Jun 12 2012 7:53PM
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Pikachu.
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Me: hey I got a question Her: come at me bro (with the question). Lol, I'm so funny. Me: when u gunna let me tap dat?
Her: is this Nina (my sister)?
Me: answer my q
Her: oh Nina Ur so funny
Me: bitch I'm a buisy man answer my q
Her: your not answering any of mine so ha!
Me: I asked first
Her: the real question is how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?
Me: I got plans answer my pretunta
her: your on vacation what plans could you possibly have!?
Me: stop stalling
Her: I mean I have a boyfriend...
Me: you suck
Her: okay? I'm a little confused
Me: so am I
Her: where did this come from?
Me: NEWSCHOOLERS BITCH

I then told her to look it up and she said that NS is rediculous
Jun 12 2012 8:09PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,502
Bump
Oct 25 2012 2:58AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 114
treadz for awesomness
Oct 25 2012 4:55AM
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Aaaron.
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more
Nov 25 2012 10:25PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
me: hey girl
Her: heyy!
me: can i ask you a serious question baby
her: yes baby!!
me: can i tap dat?
her: Riley!!
me: time is of the essence!!
her: we shall see!

wasnt expecting that cus she is hot as fuck and I'm a stoner hippy. the fuck do i say now..... major k+ to good help. will give pics of chick if i get good help and will give intricate details if i fuck her
Nov 26 2012 12:08AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
send her a picture of your penis. girls love that.
Nov 26 2012 1:13AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,514
tell her youll tickle her belly button...from the inside.
Nov 26 2012 1:20AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
done. no reply.
Nov 26 2012 1:22AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,514
it has to work...

Nov 26 2012 1:32AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
idk yet im still trying to figure myself out. im sexually confused
Nov 26 2012 1:34AM
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Andyktm
Posts: 834 - Karma: -253
looooll lost it
Nov 26 2012 1:35AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
i still managed to get the word gay in there which brightens my day when i see it
Nov 26 2012 1:44AM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 869
Pics of girls being asked required people!!!
Nov 26 2012 2:21AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Me: eh girl, can i tap dat?


.... no response
Nov 26 2012 3:02AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,504
I just died laughing
Nov 26 2012 9:15AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,341
haha I lol'd
Nov 26 2012 9:31AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,468
Would it be cheating to text your gf?
Nov 26 2012 9:45AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Do it.
Post results.

Everyone here on newschoolers.com hopes you get laid.
Remember, we're pulling for you.
Nov 26 2012 11:49AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,987
You should have sent her your icon.
Nov 26 2012 11:53AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
On facebook

Me: Hey Kitty
Her: Meow Meow hello ! How are youu?
Me: Not to shabby. Tired and in class, you?
Her: about to go to class haha, just doing some work on campus
Me: Fun wow !
Her: Text moi?
Me: Dealio!

Continued on the phone.

Me: Aloha, Got a serious question !
Her: yesss?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Hahahaha excuse me !
Me: End of the world is just around the corner. Answers answers ! :D
Her: Hahahaha you're so funny :P What's on your bucket list before the end of the world?
Me: Don't really have one but i don't think that answer justifies the question ;)
Her: Haha! Well i don't think my boyfriend would be too pleased about that, so im going to have to decline at this moment, but, the future's a wonderful thing ;)

Another try

Me: Hey my nigga !
Her: Whuddup Homie? I totally just had a dream about you. Also it snowed !
Me: So best fucking sleep ever ! Also i know! it's gnarly.
Her: I wanna go skiing and shooting ! you in?
Me: Uhh hell yeah but first, Serious question time!
Her: Whuddup homie?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass?
Her: Lmfao anytime, sunshine!!
Me: Rad !



Nov 26 2012 1:00PM
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Jeebus.
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These are goddamn hilarious! i only hope half of them are real convos.
Nov 26 2012 1:03PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 207
Me: Yo
Her: Hi
Me: I have a question
Her: ?
Me: when r u gonna let me tap dat?
Her: haha
Her: right now come over
Nov 26 2012 1:23PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,987
nice claim
Nov 26 2012 2:23PM
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LittleBoozie
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
works every time
Nov 26 2012 2:47PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
fuckin righteous
Nov 26 2012 4:32PM
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Spinoza
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ujelly?
Nov 26 2012 4:42PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,175
Me: Yoooo
Gf: Yoooooooo
Me: I got a serious question for you Snookums.
Gf: uh oh, whats up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Gf: Wut? Is this another sandwhich joke?

lol.

ive been pretty fuckin sexist lately and demanding the constant making of sammiches.
and yes, i call my gf snookums, deal with it.
Nov 26 2012 4:44PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Boom !

Me: Heyy
Her: Hey !
Me: How's it goin?
Her: Pretty good, you?
Me: Alright, Serious question time, cool?
Her: haha yeah go ahead!
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lawlz
Me: Worlds ending soon. That answers not gonna work
She didn't reply for 10 min
Me: ahahahah Im playing :P
Her: ahha i know but you're right, it's gonna end ;) Come over now !
Me: On my way !

Needless to say im heading there so later !
Nov 29 2012 1:42PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,006
Threads for story because i don't believe you.
Nov 30 2012 2:47PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Pics or it didn't happen
Nov 30 2012 3:05PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
I've banged her before so It's not like this was the first time
Nov 30 2012 3:06PM
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