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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I feel like if I try this with any of the girls I know, they'll flip shit and I'll regret it heavily.
Nov 30 2012 3:07PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
.

and mattie doesn't count
Nov 30 2012 3:09PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Same. Except maybe my girlfriend.
Nov 30 2012 5:11PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
one did flip shit. it wasn't pretty. she mad. most were just like hahahaha no. i got a "lets talk when im single"
claim?
Nov 30 2012 6:20PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I have 1 that I'm like 50/50 on, but still don't want to do it
Nov 30 2012 6:28PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
me: yo question
Her: yeeee?
Me: when you gunna let me tap that?
her: tomorrow night?
Me:your place or mine?
her: you choose

first try too
Nov 30 2012 6:43PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
Me: Maybe. so i got a serious question.
Her:ok go for it.
me:When can I tap dat?
Her: o_0


shieeeeet.
Nov 30 2012 6:43PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I really want to try this. But I don't believe the possible shit storm waiting from my gf of 2 years is worth it. I'm pretty confident it would work too. Their were a few I had in mind.
Dec 1 2012 1:15PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
failed a little
Dec 1 2012 3:05PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
Shit just went south, she started to go on about her feelings and how she wants a real relationship and not being tossed around.
Dec 2 2012 6:53PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
I've never seen so much claim in one thread.
Dec 2 2012 6:55PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
Dec 2 2012 6:56PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
HAHAHAHA WHO?!?
Dec 2 2012 10:42PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
hahahaha this is the funniest response
Dec 2 2012 11:31PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
me: Can I tap dat?
her:hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 3 2012 12:29AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
just fuck her till its not fun
Dec 3 2012 12:29AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Not gonna lie, this works for some reason.
Dec 3 2012 12:38AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545

Hase Trey
YO QUESTION FOR YOU
ITS SUEPER SRS

10:54pm
Jesse Woods
YUH

10:54pm
Hase Trey
WEN U GONNA LET ME TAP DAT

10:55pm
Jesse Woods
ITS FOR THE DAMN THREAD

10:55pm
Hase Trey
NO ITS 4REALZ
I WANT UR PEPE IN MY SWIMSUIT AREA

10:56pm
Jesse Woods
THAT MEANS IMMA BE TAPPIN YOU THOUGH

10:57pm
Hase Trey
R-R-R-R-R-R-REEEEEMIX

10:57pm
Jesse Woods
MAFIA MUSIK

10:58pm
Hase Trey
#weoutthere
orrrr
#weinthere

10:58pm
Jesse Woods
#squats

10:59pm
Hase Trey
but really
when you gonn let me stab you
with my knife
and by knife, i mean my penis

10:59pm
Jesse Woods
Honestly, I'm partyin

11:00pm
Hase Trey
I LIED
ITS TOTALLY FOR THAT THREAD

11:01pm
Jesse Woods
Yeah c'mon don't try and put this shit past me

11:01pm
Hase Trey
its consensual tho, rite?
rufies are expensive
and blackout drunk takes too long
Dec 3 2012 1:03AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
the fuck is this
Dec 3 2012 1:10AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
HAHAHAHHAA
Dec 3 2012 1:16AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
copy paste from facebook because i raped your grandmother and dont care to reofmrat it. fuck ur society rules.
Dec 3 2012 1:18AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
i meant the actual conversation
Dec 3 2012 1:23AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
asked a few girls and got a variety of responses

all satrted with the big question... can i tap dat

1.... only if we dated
2.... hell ya, jk who are you
3.... hi,have you been skiing yet
4..... nope
5..... you never come to visit but if you did....
Dec 3 2012 1:39AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,101
2 has potential
Dec 3 2012 1:41AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
i must agree we continued to talk and she asked if i was stuck in an elevator with someone for 24 hours who would it be and what would i do with them.

my response . iron man id tell him to get me the hell outta there

i could turn into a slow win
Dec 3 2012 2:17AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,518
wow that is so lame
Dec 3 2012 2:28AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
ya, you're suppose to say "you" then bang the shit out of her in an elevator.
Dec 3 2012 5:44PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Fail

Fail

Fail

FAAAAAAAAIL TRAAAAAAINNNNNUH!
Dec 3 2012 7:00PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
me. hey i got a question
her. yeah?
me. can i tap dat?
her. hahahahahaha no.
me. well that was pretty inconclusive
her. you dont say

Dec 3 2012 8:23PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Me: hey
Her: hi

8:32pm
Me: I got a question
Me: when u gonna let me tap dat?
Her: you should to know not to talk to women like that. I'm blocking you



First try /claim
Dec 3 2012 8:37PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
I got a question
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?
Shoot.
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when u gonna let me tap dat?
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Probably after you post this reply in the Newschoolers thread ;)Click for larger image
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well played sir





hey
i got a question
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whatsup
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when u gonna let me tap dat?
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bye noah!!!
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8:42pm
goodbye



hey
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hi
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I got a question
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yeah?
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when u gonna let me tap dat
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um never
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wtf am i doing wrong?
Dec 3 2012 8:44PM
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*simba*
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Em I doen it rite?
Dec 3 2012 8:49PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
hahahaha
Dec 3 2012 8:55PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
You're probably ugly
Dec 3 2012 8:58PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,101
what happened to the joint ns facebook
Dec 3 2012 9:03PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146


hey
i got a question
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whatsup?
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when u gonna let me tap dat?
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hahaha oh god. kk






FUCK YOU MACAQUE
Dec 3 2012 9:21PM
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Big.Bird
Posts: 563 - Karma: 180
me: ayy girl can i ask you a question?
her: yea sure what is it?
me: i juss gotta ask can i tap dat?
her: sure why not?
me: sounds good, this friday?
her: your on

bam! never thought it could be that simple!
Dec 3 2012 9:27PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
ayo gurrl
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noahh!!
its been forever
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i got a question
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what is it?
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when u gonna let me tap dat?
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aahaha... im guessing this is noahs friend?
not noah
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no
you should fly up to pennsylvania so i can tap dat
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very funny noah
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this isn't a joke
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ok sure
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9:52pm
fuck yea. i knew you'd cum around
Dec 3 2012 9:54PM
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Downtofilm
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ME: Ayyyyy gurlll, srs question, when r u goin 2 let me tap dat?

Her: hahah trying again?

ME: god damn it sophie
I need some successful shit to post in this thread on newschoolers

Me: trying again? is not the right answer

Her: haha okay try again

Me: Ayyyyy gurlll, srs question, when r u goin 2 let me tap dat?

Her: oh hayyy ;) serious answer, as soon as i come back. man ive been waiting for you to ask for a while

Me: kthx

#iminright?
Dec 3 2012 9:59PM
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steezywannabeezy
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threads for drunk
Dec 3 2012 10:36PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
to all these people claiming shit im calling bs or i need to meet better girls.

most resents

me: can i tap dat
her:well im kinda with someone and if i knew you better then prob
me:i have a fish
her:so
me:so were both talking about shit that dont matter
her: haha ok so i have dogs
me:i give up


me:can i tap dat
her: do you have a girlfriend
me:never
her: i thought you were dating amanda
me:nope
her:oh haha hmm
me: time is of the essence
her:why
me: its dec 1st
her: what does that mean
me: the world is ending soon
her I doubt it will end
me: well if it does i want to go knowing if i can tap dat
her: maybe
me: maybe doesnt cut it
her:why do you want to?
me: i got nothing
her:shit i feel like that is awkward
me: it is thats why you win.. peace
Dec 3 2012 11:54PM
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MADDECENT
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You fucked up
Dec 3 2012 11:58PM
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Lucas
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loled so hard
Dec 4 2012 12:00AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
ThisNoah kid just blows at talkin to girls in general.
Dec 4 2012 12:31AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
That message is more real than 90% of these.
Dec 4 2012 1:37AM
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chill_davis
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threads
Dec 4 2012 9:43AM
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MADDECENT
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Ahaha I love this shit...

Me: hey can I ask you a serious question
Her: Yeah what's up??
Me: can I tap dat
Her: haha yupp
Dec 5 2012 5:40PM
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chill_davis
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Me:

Hey whats going on

Her:

Just in psychology... You?

Me:

Just chillen in AP bio, I was wondering if I could ask you a serious question?

Her:

Yeah sure, what is it

Me:

can I tap dat?

Her:

How is that even a serious question haha

Are you drunk

Me:

does that mean no?

Dec 6 2012 11:05AM
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Erica.
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Hahaha your icon made this post 1000x better
Dec 6 2012 11:09AM
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Laurent.
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Ok I need a bottle of 1994 Dom Perignon and a plane ticket to Iceland asap.
Dec 6 2012 6:30PM
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