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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
16 years ago
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Me: Hey i have a question
Her: Yeah?
Me:When can I tap dat?
Her:lol that was random as fuck
Me: Thats how i roll. But i need an answer
her: well hmm,, maybe if we start hanging out more?
Me:I think that could happen. Ill hit you up sometime
Her: haha alright, gnight

Then she poked me.
IM GONNA GET IT IN

13 years ago
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Me: Hey i have a question
Her: Yeah?
Me:When can I tap dat?
Her:lol that was random as fuck
Me: Thats how i roll. But i need an answer
her: well hmm,, maybe if we start hanging out more?
Me:I think that could happen. Ill hit you up sometime
Her: haha alright, gnight

Then she poked me.
IM GONNA GET IT IN

13 years ago
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
SHIT SON.
13 years ago
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Stickity
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
hahahahaha thats awesome
13 years ago
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Petey.
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unreal.shooter
Posts: 562 - Karma: 52
I had a go Me: hey, can I ask you a question? Her: yepp Her: quickly I'm about to go out Me: when you gonna let me tap dat? Her: awks Her: now Her: lol Her: go away Me: :'( Her: but seriously Me: yeah? Her: what were you going to ask me? Me: when you're going to let me tap dat? Her: ........ Her: I'm off Her: bye xx Me: haha bye xx
13 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
i want to do this.. but feel like it will just turn bad
13 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,847
Yah bloo it! Shouldve waited for when she's not busy
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
muahahah


me: Hey I have a serious qurstion.
him: uh oh, what is it?
me: Can i tap dat?
him: yes. yes you can. all fucking night long baby
me: haha 1/1 oh yeuuuuuh


13 years ago
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
me: Can I tap that?
-no response-
13 years ago
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TOMMYTANK
Posts: 231 - Karma: 26
me too
13 years ago
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
;)
13 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
HEY CAN I TAP YOU?
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
One of the most awkward conversations on here
13 years ago
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
It was probably the hair
13 years ago
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Downtofilm
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
me too ahaha

new victim

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13 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Success.
13 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
Jackie Sexy....
13 years ago
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
it continues, her last name is just cut off due to spacial issues ....
13 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537


Me: Can I ask you a serious question
[barelylegal]: yes?
Me: Can I tap that?
her: Bahahaa... who is this?
Me: Meghan, it's me. Can I tap dat?
her: Really...
Me: yes it's me
her: This is for that thread.
Me: DAMN IT, sorry I had to do it.
her: I am not that stupid!!! Hahahaha
Me:I almost had you. But seriously who else could it be?
her: Idk some 17 year old kid who stole your phone?

Damn pink NS'ers knowing about threads only men should know about.

13 years ago
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 906
aw fail.

p.s. best thread
13 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
Me: Hey, I got a serious question
Her: Ok???????
Me: When can i tap that?
Her:Thats your serious question?
Me: yes.
Her: lol um idk.
ME:Alright. Haha
Her: Lol ya why?
Me: it's a question
Her:oh alright :)
Me: so is that a yes?
Her:Ya sure
Me: Score.
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
hahaha i was going to do that to you but then i was like

no...


13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Saw this and thought - yeah that makes sense, easy enough for girls. Creeped profile... Uhmm no fucking wonder this dude was all over that. Goddamn.
13 years ago
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DADDYlongLEGS
Posts: 1574 - Karma: 48
How did you get the fuck yeah guy in you phone?!
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
Take a screenshot and then send a picture message of it.
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
she should date you.
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Well duh, I'm pretty cool
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
she's really trashy so it should be easy.
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
You're just jealous of blackiechan's skillz
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
i got no game ill admit it.
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Yeah I don't think its really possible for hotties not to fall for my hood bad boy status
13 years ago
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
hahahahaha
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
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TRASHY.
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
I knew it, so excited you double posted
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
That was an accident, but NS secretly knew my true feelings. ;)
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Tight. My place 10mins hunny buns. And don't worry I have poptarts.
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
They better be smores poptarts, however, your house is of unknown location.
13 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
MASTER RACE POPTARTS

nothing else compares to them
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Uhm... Is there any other kind? C'mon now woman.

P.s. You'll know where to go, I'm kind of a babe magnet
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
Nope, and i'm not too sure, my magnet isn't sensing any attraction around here
help ?
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Shit giiirl you punched me right in the feelings! Or you might be broken or something I dunno
13 years ago
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
I'm broken, can you fix me?
13 years ago
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 258
This thread has been a great success for many a person, can't say its worked out too well for me...
13 years ago
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
threads for when i do it
13 years ago
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
BlackieChan: Hey ____, serious question?

Her: Heyyyy!!! Okay hit me :)

BlackieChan: I'll dive right into it! When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Lol! Whhaatt?

BlackieChan: I know! crazy right? Soo how 'bout it?

Her: Um...Thats pretty random. lol

BlackieChan: Yeah my bad, not really an answer though homie, you dig it or what?

Her: I don't think so. Good night.


Then I explained and got her to chill the flip out for a sec after she called me a wiener.

13 years ago
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Abby Nelson the sophomore at CU?
Word on the street is she has mouth herpes, sorry dude.
13 years ago
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