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How to get back at the football coach?

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
alright so i play soccer and the football teams coach is seriously such an asshole. the football team is cool, but their coach is a total dickhead. the other day we go up there and are supposed to practice and he calls as "grassfags" and tells us to go practice somewhere else. our coach wasn't there so i decided to yell back "come over here and say that old man". he came over and is probably 5'7" 250 lbs of fat. so anyways to make a long story short he tried to get some players on his team fight me (all freshman and seriously like 12). anyways i need to think of the best things to do to fuck him over and not the actual football team (since they hate him as well). i know NS has some good ideas on this shit so lemme hear em!
Aug 25 2008 9:25PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
ns completely called that
Sep 1 2008 8:42PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
alright so the story goes like this:

me and 4 of my soccer buddies decided this shit was actually going to happen so we all meet at a gas station and got in the car to head up to the stadium. we pull up and there is a cop car sitting up there (coincidence? i'm not sure if someone said anything or not) so anyways we decided whatever we have done nothing wrong yet right? we give him a wave and he flags us down.

after we all get out of the car i realize who it is (he is a total asshole, had a few "run ins" with him before. i fucking hate him, he fucking hates me kind of deal) so i'm just like what's the problem? he goes oh just seems a little weird you drove to the stadium for no reason. we were like yeah just passing through, it's quicker to cut through here. *asshole cop mode kicks in* i don't believe your bullshit boys. (he spots a bookbag in the car) So what's in the bag there guys? i was just like oh not much just a few things. At this point i'm just like so what'd we do wrong, can we go, you have no reason to hold us here blah blah blah. he was just like i have a suspicion that you kids are up to no good. so he then says he "smelled marijuana" in the vehicle. which was TOTAL bullshit cause it was my buddies car who doesn't smoke and said nobody ever had in his car. he sees all the spray paint and shit in there and handcuffs us and takes us to the police station. where we call our parents and leave cause there was nothing wrong that we had done. fucking bullshit, the coach was informed and told us he "has our number". i need another way to fuck with the guy...
Sep 1 2008 8:45PM
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invader7
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hahaha what a bitch. i dont think you can get arrested for having spray paint. so im callin bs. or id take this case to court
Sep 1 2008 8:47PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
we didn't get arrested. we got detained. i stated that already.
Sep 1 2008 8:49PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
it would be hilarious if stuck with the same prank and tagged his car somewhere where no one could  could possibly see you (maybe his house if it is in a good location). then the cop that you hate and the football coach that you hate would know it was you, but they wouldn't be able to prove it.
Sep 1 2008 8:59PM
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ride-rider
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haha, I rolled.  Thats a bad good idea.
Sep 1 2008 9:02PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i dont know for sure, but does that qualify as police brutality?
Sep 1 2008 9:18PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Unlawful search maybe but cops can get away with anything.

Sounds like you guys talk to much

or your coach is on NS
Sep 1 2008 9:26PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
im thinking the dog shit inder the car door handle will be fine.  if not you should go talk to the principal and get him in deep shit.
Sep 1 2008 9:48PM
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dweezileast
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dood that cop played you for a fool. you had every right to tell him that he couldn't search your car. and doing so was completely out of his jurisdiction, but he used your ignorance of the law against you.
Sep 1 2008 10:13PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
he claimed he smelled weed. thats enough to search to a car.
Sep 1 2008 10:16PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Cop sounds like a total dick. He has no right to detain you. I wonder how he knew you were going to mess with the football coach. Somebody squealed. Now you gotta fuck with the cop as well. Sue the cop and put the soccer goals around the football coaches car. No damage is done. You can't get in trouble. Or call him a fucking grassfaggity asshole outside of school. He won't be able to do a thing.
Sep 1 2008 10:25PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
absolutely not, you can refuse the search and have him call for backup, and have other officers come to confirm or disprove it.
Sep 1 2008 10:26PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
its been long enough just post his number
Sep 1 2008 10:59PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
http://www.bentworth.org/bentworth/site/default.asp
i looked in his profile, and this is the school in that region... assuming that he goes there...
have fun... but i couldnt find any number there... but it does have a number for the athletic director:
724-239-5911
 so enjoy
Sep 1 2008 11:09PM
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GoonSkwad
Posts: 186 - Karma: 24
haha soccer gayers.
Sep 1 2008 11:22PM
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Dukeybrains
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You can't really stop a cop from searching you, they will do it if they really want to.  It's just if it's an unlawful search and they find something it won't hold up in court.
Sep 2 2008 12:42AM
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Scott~
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Too bad you werent in Washington, here they cant search your car just because they smell weed~
Anyways props for trying but im sorry it turned out like that. Kind of sounds like he was tipped off,  but its hard to say just from reading your story~
Sep 2 2008 5:09AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
yeah our athletic director is a cool guy though. no reason to hate on him at all. and i realize we could have refused a search, but it was pointless really. it's not like there was anything illegal in the kids car. we would have sat around for way longer, still got the vehicle searched and wasted more time than needed.
Sep 2 2008 7:01AM
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Gr33nThumb
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i hate dick coaches.  

fuck with his car, flatten his tires or some shit.
steal his car sterio.
Sep 2 2008 8:51AM
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Aaaron.
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a copper is a bullies dream job....
Sep 2 2008 10:07AM
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skiizy
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im saying people can call and complain... i think in general athletic directors are pretty nice, just because they love that you are being athletic, and they arent a coach that has to be strict with you or anything
Sep 4 2008 6:15PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
so let me get this straight....

you and your friends put dead animals in eachothers cars then shit on it?


bahahahahahahaha
Sep 4 2008 7:38PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
well that sucks
were your rents pissed at all?
Sep 4 2008 7:57PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
wwtttffff....roflmao
Sep 4 2008 8:15PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28

get the football team to rape a freshman...that will reflect badly on him

Sep 17 2008 5:44PM
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Sno.
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you could have us all send him boxes from fedex/ups. i know they did that to someone on this site before
Sep 17 2008 5:53PM
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