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How to get back at the football coach?
alright so i play soccer and the football teams coach is seriously such an asshole. the football team is cool, but their coach is a total dickhead. the other day we go up there and are supposed to practice and he calls as "grassfags" and tells us to go practice somewhere else. our coach wasn't there so i decided to yell back "come over here and say that old man". he came over and is probably 5'7" 250 lbs of fat. so anyways to make a long story short he tried to get some players on his team fight me (all freshman and seriously like 12). anyways i need to think of the best things to do to fuck him over and not the actual football team (since they hate him as well). i know NS has some good ideas on this shit so lemme hear em!
Fuck with his car?
Put dead animals and shit on it. Me and my buddies do it as a prank to each other, but go insane on this guy.
give him medicine that will make his boner crooked
get your whole team to shit on his practice field.Â like 16 piles of shit would be amazing
make lots of anti-football coach progaganda pictures and spread them around school. simple and effective.
put some viagra in his botlle of water. players might be a little surprised seeing the effect they do to their coach haha.
if he has an office put a can of paint with the lid off by his door thast would piss him off
Ok after being inspired by iowajibber and Tmeel's idea's i fused them together to make a super idea.
Shit on some dead animals and then put them on his car. EPIC.
make sure to smear the shit though
No! Fuck with his wife.Or you can just put glue and bleach in his hat. Only works if he's not already blond or have hair.
good idea but there not something you can go get on every corner. there kinda hard to come by
it would piss him off but if its a publice school he goes too, or a college which ever its either people paying for it in tax dollars or tution costs. not fun. if going to vadalize something make it personal propery and make SURE he doesnt know it was you.
i will loan you my homecoming prank
go to your local autoparts store and pick up some dupli color car art paint. It looks exactly like spraypaint, and it only comes off when you scrub it or power wash it.
hell see it, hell flip shit, if you get caught you just wash it off
no i want him to know it was me, just not be able to prove it.
put shit in his windshield fluid. it will dissolve in it and when he sprays it, it will make his whole car smell like shit. and you can smell it from inside the car.
dont fuck with a football coach....bad idea....they are insane
Take him into the woods and rub his dick and try to give him a boner, then tell people about it and get him arrested for sexual misconduct.
if you guys are ever practicing and he comes buy just kick the shit out of a ball and make sure it hits his face and say sorry
or in it,,,, or u could take your dog crap and fill his desk with it
Does your school have 2 extra goal frames?
If they do, get your team to carry them down to the parking lot, find his car, and enclose his car inside the frames. I can't figure out a way to explain it, but make sure that both crossbars are touching and both side posts are touching. If you have nets on them already, that's even better.
This way, he won't be able to move his car and he can't move the goals alone (easily)
i like the get everyone to poop on their field idea
Being that I played football I'm a little hesitant to share these tricks... but for the sake of him being an ass...
I carried a little wiring kit with me just for these kinds of people.
I would wire in a back up beeper to their tail lights and the horn to their brake lights. Simple to do if they have a car at least 5 years old or more... little more difficult if it's new.
Other things I've done with cars...
-If they have hub caps, you can put all kinds of crap in them... dead fish are the best.
-Place firecrackers or smoke bombs around the exhaust as close to the engine as possible. The extreme heat will set them off. Doesn't always work but it is epic when it does.
-Shove a potato in the exhaust... car will run like shit.
- I have always wanted to shit on somebodies hood...
football coaches are just like that. stop being a pussy and take it from the older generation. with those types of people use it as a learning expirence in dealing with douche-nuggets because their will be plenty of them in ur life
and next time he says grassfags or sumin think of a smart witty way to diss his sport and say it with a smile and maybe things will be all good?
One of the managers at the grocery store I work at spray-painted the Frito Lay guys delivery truck and wrote asshole down the entire side one time, it was so fuckin funny, The frito guy got so fuckin pissed cause he couldn't figure out who did it then we just washed it off it was so funny.
write things like football fagot or better creative things on his car and if he gets it cleaned off or whatever just keep putting it back on. or pants him in front of a large crowd.
In all seriousness, just write "grassfags" on his car. He'll know it was you, but can't do anything about it or he'll get fired for harassing students.
"How do you know it was him?"
"Because I called the little shithead a grassfaggot."
gorilla glue bricks to his tires, he wont be driving anywhere for while
well.. soccer is kinda gay
fuck you, soccer is the shit.
but ya stick a potato in his exhaust. and I like the idea of spraying grassfag on his car.
so this is what we're doing tonight. gonna spray paint "grassfags were here". they have a scrimmage so his car will be parked in the parking lot of the school. hahahahah gonna be epic.
DONT FORGET A CAMERA
NS will lol
i like this one the best. hell know it was you, but cant do shit about it. make sure you take pics/ vid!!!!!!
Uhh talk to your principle and get him fired? He doesnt have any business working with students. Oh shit, what am I saying. Actually fill his car with this hardening insulation foam stuff, you can pump it in through about a half inch hole on the side of the door or just an open window. Itll harden up and completely destroy his car, and get you in jail~
thats gonna be hilarious
you best take pics
just dont forget the camera PLEASE
I want to see the result of this. Pics are a must.
find a way to get addicted to crack
oh you better not forget the camera!!!!!
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