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How to get back at the football coach?
alright so i play soccer and the football teams coach is seriously such an asshole. the football team is cool, but their coach is a total dickhead. the other day we go up there and are supposed to practice and he calls as "grassfags" and tells us to go practice somewhere else. our coach wasn't there so i decided to yell back "come over here and say that old man". he came over and is probably 5'7" 250 lbs of fat. so anyways to make a long story short he tried to get some players on his team fight me (all freshman and seriously like 12). anyways i need to think of the best things to do to fuck him over and not the actual football team (since they hate him as well). i know NS has some good ideas on this shit so lemme hear em!
put a bunch of kiddy porn on his office computer.
sooooo stoked to see how this turns out!
I'm honored that you picked mine!
Disclaimer - I do not endorse this kind of activity. Any trouble you may get in is solely your responsibility.
DONT forget the camera!
if you do, use your phone
if he is ever walking by during your practice, "accidentally" hit him with a shot while he is not looking
what is it with all of these getting back at people threads lately
put bologna on his car it takes the paint off
good call, Come on lets see the artwork
Get him fired for trying to fight a student.
tell him he's old and confused.
*not my own line
my football coaches r scary. yea get a camera or vid or something spray paint on his car? hahaha o my god
He hasn't responded since yesterday... and said he was doing it last night... maybe he got arrested...
just train so hard, that you propel your team to the state title. with the state title under your belt, the youth of the town will see how badass it is to win a state championship and they will play soccer. soon enough all the kids will play soccer and there won't be enough decent athletes the field a decent enough football team thus reducing him to mediocrity in high school football. if you start now, you'll be able to get back at him in like 20 years. good luck
id say by acting the way you are you are just provin that you are indeed a bitch and a grasfaggot
i just skipped to reply so if someones said this, well, sorry. but if you really need to get back at him. kill all the grass on the football field. whether it be with salt or weed killer or what, just put it aaaallll over the field. or spell something out by making the dead grass say something.
he didn't do anything because he realized it wasn't that big of a deal anyway
Or he got caught/arrested/assraped.
so i call shenanigans on this guy. pics or it didnt happen.
shouldve just put sugar in the gas tank...simple
last year kids got suspended for writing 09 on car windows with that window paint shit. pretty stupid. but ok because those fuckers got my car.
wow i play football and thats really dickesh get him good
i need some info or im calling shenanigans
yeah im going to throw this out there... i love football
somehow give him viagra so he has a boner at a football practise and then get the football team to tell the principle that u feel uncomfortable around him. he'll either get fired or really embarrest. might be a bit extreme.
there's no way that soccer and football should be on the same field. you probably would have fucked with his practice therefore has total reason to do what he did. plus you play soccer so you DESERVE IT.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
stick a bunch of forks in the ground all over the field so he has to go around and individually pick them out of the ground
well i think shawn is in jail
basically one country in the world plays football, almost every other country in the world plays soccer, so are you saying that the rest of the world needs should be aloud to use feilds because they should be playing football on them?
WHY SO SERIOUS?
come on i even said it in the post....jeez
padlock the two goals together
He's avoiding this thread. He chickened out!
ahhh fuck my life guys. we got there and his car wasn't in the parking lot. but it's DEFINITELY going down tomorrow night. they have a real game not scrimmage since it's friday and he parks at the stadium where they catch the bus. pictures will be taken, his car will be fucked with. i completely forgot i made a thread until someone sent me a pm haha.
yeah my lacrosse coach was gay, so i found his phone number...
you found out he was gay so you called him
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