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How to get back at the football coach?

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
alright so i play soccer and the football teams coach is seriously such an asshole. the football team is cool, but their coach is a total dickhead. the other day we go up there and are supposed to practice and he calls as "grassfags" and tells us to go practice somewhere else. our coach wasn't there so i decided to yell back "come over here and say that old man". he came over and is probably 5'7" 250 lbs of fat. so anyways to make a long story short he tried to get some players on his team fight me (all freshman and seriously like 12). anyways i need to think of the best things to do to fuck him over and not the actual football team (since they hate him as well). i know NS has some good ideas on this shit so lemme hear em!
Aug 25 2008 9:25PM
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[JP-of-SC]
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
get the coach's number and post iton NS.
Aug 28 2008 11:04PM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
the window paint that wipes off with a damp paper towel, you mean?

why the hell would someone get suspended for that?

people do that ALL the time at my school. it's not any sort of deal.
Aug 29 2008 2:34AM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
write " I
Aug 29 2008 2:46AM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
write " I
Aug 29 2008 2:46AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
jesus! letting a little thing like the car not being there slow you down. grassfag!

juuust joshin.
Aug 29 2008 12:04PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
yea.
Aug 29 2008 12:35PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
FUCK YEAH
Aug 29 2008 12:59PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
make sure the pics get on here.
Aug 29 2008 3:59PM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
provoke him to punch you in the face, then fuck him up in self defense
Aug 29 2008 4:02PM
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Oaks
Posts: 157 - Karma: 15
Okay, you're the one who's gonna know this but your overall relationship with your teamates and the football team will predict the outcome. If you go ahead and write "grassfags" (fuckin hilarious) on his car, you're toast. Too many people heard it, too many people know of the confrontation and that it was you.


I have never been an advocate of fucking with cars, like keying it or vandalizing it because that's just fucked up. You wanna piss him off, not cost him money. So you can get a valve stem key and loosen all of his valve stems. This will be a bitch having 4 flats. The cool thing about it, you can loosen them ever so slightly so nobody walking by can hear the hissing sound of air. It'll take about 30 minutes but after the game he'll be sitting on four flats.

You wanna embarrass him and make him feel like a fool, so get close group of friends and dont' talk about it, because once the student body finds out, EVERYONE is gonna know it was you. Don't make it soccer vs football, make it you vs this fag coach. You could jack the playbook and send it away to all the other teams in your league and that would fuckin ruin him or you could make false accusation but then you're really bringing the heat on.

Poop under his car door handles is hilarious, especially if its fresh dog shit. You could even pony up and eat taco bell for lunch and dinner and use your own shit but you might be fucked up in the head if you do that. One time I put hair remover in a frat brother shampoo and that caused hell but fuck that dude, he was a fag, not grass. No homo

Stick with legit pranks and don't cost him money. If you can do something at the first game that'll be hilarious. Somehow thing of a way to embarrass him infront of a crowd

Keep us posted
Aug 29 2008 4:52PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Doesn't the coach know that the best punters and kickers are soccer players? BTW fuck football. Soccer is so much better. Timeouts suck ass!
Aug 29 2008 5:01PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
just put 1 nail in each of his tires that'll fuck him up
Aug 29 2008 5:14PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
yai i can't wait!!!
Aug 29 2008 5:55PM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
yo 'lax on that shit...football is a great american sport, and soccer is equally as entertaining. this isnt a football or futbol hate thread.
Aug 29 2008 6:25PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i wanna hear what happens
Aug 29 2008 8:11PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 1,078
kill him. that always makes for a good laugh
Aug 29 2008 8:27PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
pee in his but! no homo
Aug 29 2008 9:12PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
while hes changing or something you could go steal his pants and hang them up in public
Aug 29 2008 9:19PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
so what happened
Aug 30 2008 1:24PM
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e.SKI.mo
Posts: 252 - Karma: 57
did you do it? pictures please?
Aug 30 2008 3:20PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

WHAT HAPPENED? I've been waiting for days.

Aug 30 2008 7:52PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
SHAWN STOP HAVING A LIFE AND GET BACK AND POST THE PICS
Aug 30 2008 10:03PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Do you have a school newspaper? A friend of mine wrote about how our football coach was a douche and got the coach fired... that's a solid way to get back at him without making him look like a victim
Aug 30 2008 10:33PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
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Aug 30 2008 11:17PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
get over it...quit being a puss
Aug 31 2008 12:07AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
hahahahahahaha
Aug 31 2008 12:21AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
thats going to be so funny
Aug 31 2008 12:59AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
pics dude come on.
Aug 31 2008 9:59AM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
word lacrosse is where its at
Aug 31 2008 10:06AM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Skepticism is kicking in...

still no pics...
Aug 31 2008 12:48PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
If this doesnt happen your karma will be reduced to negative one thousand~
Aug 31 2008 5:39PM
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Duncan*
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 164
god this is going to be so funny ...you better do it!!! no shenanigans
Aug 31 2008 7:02PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
dont stick a potato in his tail pipe, but go to your local hardware store, and get a tube of silicone, or like a foaming insulator, itll be like the potato, but gnarlier, itll last longer, and he wont be able to see it. he'll try to start his car and it wont start. you could also get one of those tire lock things, if u have the money.
Aug 31 2008 7:10PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
I was gonna suggest the same...ok hit the showers boys!
Aug 31 2008 8:41PM
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Aaaron.
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i'm calling mushuganas
Aug 31 2008 8:53PM
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AltaByrdSkier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 15
hahahahaha this is like the best ns thread ever
Aug 31 2008 9:06PM
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asonUnique
Posts: 361 - Karma: 13
dude get all of his phone #'s and post em on ns. then dedicate a day where people prank call him multiple times on his phone lines and say random shit or w/e. it will drive him crazy and confuse him cus there will be so many different area codes n shit. it wouldnt cost him money or anything either.
Aug 31 2008 9:58PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
i would do it
Aug 31 2008 10:18PM
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50in07
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i would too
Aug 31 2008 11:23PM
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Skibumsmith
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Where are you at Shawn. Did you chicken out.
Aug 31 2008 11:36PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
haha fish in the hubcaps like in that seventies show
Aug 31 2008 11:57PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
Do this

Click for larger image
Sep 1 2008 4:57AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
when is this gonna happen>?
Sep 1 2008 12:24PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
pictures??? what happened.
Sep 1 2008 4:45PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Is he dead?
Sep 1 2008 4:46PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
I like z robs idea or the get everyone to on ns to call him constantly for a full weekend, i know i would deffanatly call him up and call him a grass fag
Sep 1 2008 5:10PM
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Steve-O33
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bump
Sep 1 2008 5:22PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
I think he actually got arrested this time.
Sep 1 2008 6:53PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i got arrested. well not really arrested, but was taken away in cuffs until my parents came to pick me up. seeing as nobody had done anything yet they couldn't press charges or do anything about it but they detained us...story will be posted in a bit
Sep 1 2008 8:04PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
awwwww shiet. that bows, so you guy s never touched his car? i think now its time to talk to the principle or athletic director about his little nickname for you.
Sep 1 2008 8:07PM
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