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The answer the question above and ask one of your own thread

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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
for example:
why is the sky blue?
because you touch yourself at night. (doesnt have to be that answer)

Who is the man?
Jun 25 2007 4:32PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
because you have a vagina??

why is hi-skool so boring?
Sep 29 2007 1:54AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
because studying by itself is lame, and this thread is sweet

what is your name
Sep 29 2007 1:55AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
mike

why am i so interested in this thread?
Sep 29 2007 1:56AM
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kenevil
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 31
dilated peoples


what is the meaning of life?
Sep 29 2007 2:00AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
to ski, drink, sleep, and have sex.

why am i still awake?
Sep 29 2007 2:02AM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
Because your man friend is touching you and you aren't tired.

What is the DEEP meaning of time?
Sep 29 2007 2:05AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
That there really is no answer

Do wangsters wear sunscreen cause ive never seen a gansgsta
Sep 29 2007 3:05AM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
take off you sunglasses for a better look.

Do streakers at sporting events get clothes given to them before or after they go to jail?
Sep 29 2007 3:16AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
my thread has returned!!!!
Sep 29 2007 4:02AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
most streakers are younger than 18 i thought so they owuldnt go to jail

who is the who?
Sep 29 2007 12:35PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
a band

why is tanner hall a douche bag?
Sep 29 2007 12:37PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
hes not ur a dumbass for thinking that


was tanner hall not one of the most important part of turning skiing into wat it is now?
Sep 29 2007 12:58PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,659
yes he was....but i still dont like him

why do u have 3somes with your parents?
Sep 29 2007 1:20PM
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Gavajabra3
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
Because they know how to please me the most.


Will I win this boxing match in a few hours?
Sep 29 2007 1:24PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
Yeah, you'll probably kill the bitch.

How badly do I need to get laid soon?
Sep 29 2007 1:43PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
You need to get laid TONIGHT.

How much pussy will i get tonight?
Sep 29 2007 1:45PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
none

whats the hardest trick to make steezy?
Sep 29 2007 2:29PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
Having sex with your teacher while hanging from the rings in gym class.

Who was the sexiest president of the United States?
Sep 29 2007 2:36PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
abe lincoln...hell they had to name the lincoln loop after someone!!!

how many times a day do you poop?
Sep 29 2007 2:40PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
1/2


(see sig for question)
Sep 29 2007 2:54PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
The answer is E.
Why is it snowing at Mt. Baker right MEOW?
Sep 29 2007 4:38PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
MEOW, what is so damn funny!!!
Sep 29 2007 6:42PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
why am i so god damn thug?
Sep 29 2007 9:17PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
because your skin color is brown.


When am i getting my new iMac
Sep 29 2007 9:33PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Never because you are a jew.
Sep 29 2007 11:04PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Never because you are a jew.

How come your mom sucked me off last night?
Sep 29 2007 11:04PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
Because she new u needed money

How come Bcl's so funny?
Sep 29 2007 11:11PM
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liquidmetal76
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
what does being jewish have to do with not getting a mac?
Sep 29 2007 11:11PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
coz he rides armada or hes gay either one ill let u decide



where do babies come from?
Sep 29 2007 11:12PM
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liquidmetal76
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
^^^^^ NOT because he is from wisconsin... wisconsin is not funny..

Will this season be legit?
Sep 29 2007 11:13PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
not if ur from the midwest


what color is tanners hair now?
Sep 29 2007 11:25PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i think its blonde

where do you live
Sep 30 2007 12:32AM
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liquidmetal76
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
so cali

where would you live if you could live anywhere?
Sep 30 2007 12:47AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
either SF or potland OR.

hetero vag or gay anal?
Sep 30 2007 12:49AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
vagggy

you want to live in portland? why?
Sep 30 2007 12:50AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
are you kidding? portland is the sickest town ever. and hood is like 45 minz. away.

budzzzzz or crystal METH?
Sep 30 2007 12:57AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
budddddddddz

why do people hate on people on ns?
Sep 30 2007 1:05AM
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liquidmetal76
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
cause thats what you do when you are in junior high duh..

do you ski blazed?
Sep 30 2007 1:12AM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
didn't that much last year but plan on it this year

why do so many people pair baggy clothes and graffiti with gang activity automaticall without even giving the benefit of the doubt that maybe they just love bigger fit clothes and like art?
Sep 30 2007 1:21AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

because everyone that likes art is a faggit, wears skin tight black clothes, and drinks orangemochafrapachinos.


Where is Derek Zoolander?

Sep 30 2007 10:08AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
at the gas station about to get in a freak gasoline fight accident
Sep 30 2007 1:28PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
u fuckin broke the thread asshole^^

why is jeff kiesel so cool?
Sep 30 2007 1:37PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
i've heard he's pretty good at skiing on snow

what is my favorite movie?
Sep 30 2007 4:27PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i dont know but mine is Friday.

what is the best song you have ever heard?
Sep 30 2007 4:36PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
right now, 'murder goons' - ghostface killah, but its subject to change.

can a woman rape a man?
Sep 30 2007 8:41PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
only if she is fat and slipped him a viagra

do fish sleep? have you ever seen one sleeping?
Sep 30 2007 8:43PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
yes fish sleep. no i haven't seen one sleeping.

how much of the carbohydrate content on the inner leaflet of biological membranes is composed of phospatidylethanolamine?
Sep 30 2007 8:47PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
a lot.

if you havent seen a fish sleep, how do you know that they do, I mean, they don't stop swimming and lay down.
Sep 30 2007 8:59PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
have you ever seen a million dollars? just cuz you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

would you rather eat a whole bag of double stuff oreos or a delicious 2lb t-bone steak?
Sep 30 2007 9:11PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
yes. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99047.htm

can ski pants be too big?
Sep 30 2007 9:14PM
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