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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
for example:
why is the sky blue?
because you touch yourself at night. (doesnt have to be that answer)

Who is the man?
Jun 25 2007 4:32PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
listing to some j5 and eating a fat chibata sp?

do you like chibatas?
Jun 28 2007 8:10PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
i dont know what that is



word?
Jun 28 2007 8:12PM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110
fo sho

how do i get better at the tramp then russbuss?
Jun 28 2007 8:13PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
jack off as much as he does

arent you excited i told u how he does it?
Jun 28 2007 8:14PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
probably russbuss......

how hot is the sun?
Jun 28 2007 8:30PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
hotter than Mims


should i go play videogames?
Jun 28 2007 8:34PM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
sure if yor not total gamer




how hot is it where u are right now?
Jun 28 2007 9:10PM
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Drewykins
Posts: 230 - Karma: 12
76 (f)


how long will it take to build my bike?
Jun 28 2007 9:26PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
whistler probably like 56, 40 ish up on the glacier


how hot is mims though?
Jun 28 2007 9:26PM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110

about 60 degrees F

what color of goggles should i get?

Jun 28 2007 9:28PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Purple.




What should i listen to?
Jun 28 2007 9:32PM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
the sounds coming from your parents' bedroom

what color should i dye my hair?
Jun 28 2007 10:17PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
magenta

what should i do tomorrow?
Jun 28 2007 10:19PM
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hennessy1
Posts: 81 - Karma: 12
get a girl and put on a robe and wizard hat for her


when will russbuss hit puberty?
Jun 28 2007 10:27PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
you are fat shutup

why am i so friging kewl?
Jun 28 2007 10:29PM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
because you ski

should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Jun 28 2007 11:08PM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
yes so they can get the action



would you jump off a cliff if ur friends did?
Jun 28 2007 11:18PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
EVERYONE SHOULD EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS!

whats the square root of one squared?
Jun 28 2007 11:18PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
ur sister.

how many times does it take rick roll'd to get old?
Jun 29 2007 12:02AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
it never gets old


what ever happenned to the *'s after peoples names?
Jun 29 2007 12:03AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
1time

has your teacher ever offerd you marajuana or estacy tablets
Jun 29 2007 12:04AM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110

a gazillion times!

how have i lasted this long without skiing?

Jun 29 2007 12:04AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
what are marajuana tablets

who wears short shorts
Jun 29 2007 12:04AM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
umm i have no idea
and i do...


are the eagles gay?!
Jun 29 2007 12:05AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
i do i do i do. check my pics! oh now im all excited


have you ever checked out www.myspace.com/batterieznotincludedny ?
Jun 29 2007 12:05AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
no.


would u rather be a dude or a chick
Jun 29 2007 12:16AM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
dude i dont wanna give birth

how many eskimos can fit in a standard size igloo?
Jun 29 2007 12:19AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
at least 10


how many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth?
Jun 29 2007 12:27AM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
not enough


mirror mirror on the wall, whos the prettiest of them all?
Jun 29 2007 12:32AM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
jessica alba

why the fuck to people care about rosie odonnell
Jun 29 2007 12:33AM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
because fat people are easy to make fun of

i think i need contacts. should i get them?
Jun 29 2007 1:05AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
yes they look better than glasses

can white people rap?
Jun 29 2007 1:17AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
depends on if they have black on the inside


can black people golf?
Jun 29 2007 1:25AM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
yes tiger woods

why did she sell seashells on the seashore?
Jun 29 2007 1:36AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
tiger woods..

can black people swim?
Jun 29 2007 1:37AM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
yes

If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen?
Jun 29 2007 1:40AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
you'd be crushed to death by pressure by the time you made it halfway, then your liquified corpse would sit still once it head dead-centre

blonde or brunette?
Jun 29 2007 1:42AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
depends


shaved or trimmed?
Jun 29 2007 1:50AM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
shaved


whats the difference about a corvette and ten dead babies?
Jun 29 2007 9:03AM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
Nothing. They both ride the same.

What ever happened to Barbra Walters?
Jun 29 2007 10:15AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
she became fat.

does E=mc^2?
Jun 29 2007 5:04PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
nooooooooooo!

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where is waldo?
Jun 29 2007 5:22PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
waldo is everywhere.

where is montana?
Jun 29 2007 5:29PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
u better start playing the 50 states game if u dont know where montana is




pick up trucks or suv's?
Jun 29 2007 6:58PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
uumm.. pickup trucks, you can fit people in the back and its fun :)

white people with bandanas, always wangsters?
Jun 29 2007 7:06PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
or hippies

Why do 'gangsters' wear their pants so low? I would think it would hinder their ability to run from the police.

This is connected to my theory that they walk around grabbing their dicks so if the police show up, they can quickly hoist the crotch of their pants up to the standard height in order to gain some mobility.
Jun 29 2007 7:13PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
gangsters where there pants low because thats what the cool kids did in the early 90's


Name every president who has been assasinated
Jun 29 2007 7:17PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
hahahaha, all my friends say im a total hippie or a total wangster, and I wear bandanas all the time.

for the "Name every president who has been assasinated"
im canadian.. I have no clue, but i'll make a prediction, if bush scams another election he probly will be.

have you ever swam in the ocean?
Jun 29 2007 7:22PM
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
jea in hawaii




how long till the world melts?
Jun 29 2007 9:03PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
couple decades


will there still be skiing after...?
Jun 29 2007 9:21PM
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