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The answer the question above and ask one of your own thread
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for example:
why is the sky blue?
because you touch yourself at night. (doesnt have to be that answer)
Who is the man?
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tbone steak every day of the week
1 or 2 ... pick one of the two
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when i told it to, bitch.
why am i so dank?
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because you are dark and moist
why do people without feet buy shoes?
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Because even cripples like to be fly.
Why can't we have teleporters?
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Asians dont rule the world
Why do gay guys love dick?
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because your mom is a fox
when are velcro shoes going to come back
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they already are, cause I rock them for gym class
who would you rather do?
jessica alba or eva mendez
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both.
switch 7 or corked 9?
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switch 7
finally getting to take a relieving pee or poop?
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poooooooop.
recieve anal or give head?
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no one wants to answer that question
kanye or 50?
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kanye
why does life suck so bad sumtimes?
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women
do rhinos enjoy sexual intercourse with 2 liter bottles?
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because life sucking sometimes lets you appreciate the good times
what is your favorite type of plant?
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Bonzai Tree!
Choose one Jessica Alba or Jessica Simson
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none of the above
slide a rail or hit a jump
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hit a jump.
watching the office, or choosing between apples and oranges?
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Apples and Oranges duhhh
Wisconsin or Tennesse?
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wisconsin
should halfpipe skiing be in the olympics?
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no.
should retards be allowed to go to public schools?
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if they want to i dont see why not.
why is the sky actually blue?
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because of the ocean
turkey or chicken?
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turkey.
why is the ocean blue though
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because of the sky
why do guys get morning wood.
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durring sleep blood isnt needed as much in the areas it is durring the day, such as the arms and legs, added with the fact that gravity isnt pooling the blood at the legs, so more of the blood flows towards the main body, including the wang.
why do we love tits so much?
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cause there so perfect, and awesome and round and soft and warm and beautiful
whay do we like vag so much?
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because we can pee in them
why are dogs scared of vacuums but not of penut butter faces?
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because we have sex drive, and through evolution, animals that lacked sex drive died out, and we, being the most evolved creatures, have the highest sex drive.
In a continuation of my last question, what is it about boobs that we love so much that gives us an obsession, because perfect, awesome, and beautiful are all statements of our love for them, but what makes them perfect, awesome and beautiful? there are a lot of round soft and warm things that I dont love, fat people or fat people, or moobs. so, in short, What is it about a womans tits that make them so great to a guy?
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boobs are so great to guys because of an over active oedipus complex
Q: How much time do you spend watching porn on average in a day? week? month? a year?
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theyre a different kind of soft and warm and awesome than moobs. moobs can be epic, but boobs, whats not to love about them. i do not know why we love them but it would be a cold harsh world without them. idk, maybe it has something to do with breast feeding.
why is anal better?
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its tighter
are the patriots winning?
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man i hope cincy can pull this one out
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^you fucking ruined it!
do you wipe with your left hand or your right?
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yeah forgot what thread i was in...because their defense blows....
dominos or pizza hut?
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dominos
if candide thovex wore a top hat and starred on the tonight show with jay leno, what would he have in common with the cro magnons?
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penises
Why are your mothers knees sore?
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because she has no legs below the knees so it gets tiring for her to walk on her knees all day
who had the last seg in ski movie 3?
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ghetto mike D
what is a noobotomy
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I don't know, it wasn't in the dictionary.
Why am I such a charming young man?
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well son, you got it from your father, yes I banged your mom.
how come viruses like the flu go away, but herpes and AIDS don't?
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Your question has raped my brain, and I have no idea why.
Why do girls claw your back when they orgasm?
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yes.
have long have you ever lasted?
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6 months
head from a horse or head from a dude?
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anteater
wat is the longest word in the English language?
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yes
what is the square root of 144?
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too big
why does everyone think gigantic boobs are hot?
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