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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
for example:
why is the sky blue?
because you touch yourself at night. (doesnt have to be that answer)

Who is the man?
Jun 25 2007 4:32PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
from all the grasshopper guts.


how big is the worlds largest mustache?
Jul 9 2007 8:10PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
dont care






have you seen my baseball???
Jul 9 2007 8:53PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

yeah its just behind your eaAHHH!!!!!!



where is bigfoot?

Jul 9 2007 9:12PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
up yur ass


why is yur dick so short?
Jul 9 2007 9:30PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
it just looks short because your mom is hiding the rest in her throat


why do people call 1st on ns news articles?
Jul 9 2007 9:42PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
people like to show off their refresh web page skills

what would you see if you were traveling at the speed of light going towards the sun?
Jul 9 2007 10:15PM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36

because there first to blow there load and then type


why is ur asshole placed on that bottle and why is therre lube in ur hand?

Jul 9 2007 10:16PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
The sun coming at you at the speed of light for 8 minutes and then you would hit the sun, vaporize, take part in nuclear fusion, and become a photon.


What would you do if there was no such thing as skiing, only snowboarding?
Jul 10 2007 12:22AM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110
invent it and make the first ski

what goes down in the middle of the night on NS?
Jul 10 2007 12:33AM
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HombreDeHuevos
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 10
its never the middle of the night for all of ns, ppl live in diff time zones


are there more grains of sand on the earth or stars in the universe?
Jul 10 2007 12:35AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
more stars in the universe

whats the best movie ever
Jul 10 2007 12:38AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
boondock saints

do you have golden eye for n64
Jul 10 2007 12:42AM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
yes

whats it like in the hood?
Jul 10 2007 12:44AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
It is like you're poor so you rob niggas to buy the crack rock, and you holla at bitches like its yo job.



Why do a lot white people think they're black?
Jul 10 2007 12:52AM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
RASTA DAMNIT

whats camp's best at mt.hood?
Jul 10 2007 12:58AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
windells

how hot do u think e heath is?
Jul 10 2007 1:11AM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
what is e heath?

what would you do for a klondike bar?
Jul 10 2007 2:50AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89

damn you no0bs

i would buy 1

what would happen if CrookedBoner died?

Jul 10 2007 2:54AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
There would be no more CrookedBoner to tell us about his friends who can give other guys boners.

To be, or not to be? That is the question.
Jul 10 2007 9:36AM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
To Be.


What is the square root of 1246?
Jul 10 2007 9:54AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
yellow

Did my best friend pass her driving test this afternoon?
Jul 10 2007 10:17AM
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hennessy1
Posts: 81 - Karma: 12
no they crashed



rooster or cock?
Jul 10 2007 12:11PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
chicken

dog or cat?
Jul 10 2007 12:51PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
doglin



smarties or M&M's
Jul 10 2007 1:14PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
M&Ms

who is glad skiierman is gone?
Jul 10 2007 1:15PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
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not to mention the hairy chest
Jul 10 2007 1:33PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Some people. Whats the best cure for a hangover?
Jul 10 2007 3:53PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
time & sleep.  and water

why do i always get way more bug bites than everyone else?
Jul 10 2007 3:55PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
because bugs are attracted to beauty, or the bad smell


how many members are online right now
Jul 10 2007 4:01PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
268.5 (one is a midget)

what is a nemotoad?
Jul 10 2007 5:42PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
Something you learn about in biology class.

Chuck Norris or Darth Vader?
Jul 10 2007 7:46PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
CHUCK NORRIS! clearly



whats the best ski video?
Jul 10 2007 11:51PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
shanghai six

how many eggs fit in a baloon?
Jul 11 2007 12:43AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
How big is the balloon? Are the eggs in the shells? Are they cooked? Raw? Grade A eggs? Jumbo eggs or just large eggs?
Jul 11 2007 12:49AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
4




how old is the oldest person alive or dead
Jul 11 2007 12:51AM
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asfffffffffdd
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 1,103
64.72 years



how do i rig the lottery
Jul 11 2007 12:54AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
by sneaking into the guy who draws the numbers' house and making all the little number things match up with yours. then u point a gun at him and knock him out with a baseball bat so he dont know it happened

how much money did u win in the lottery
Jul 11 2007 1:32AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
All of $17. Fuck yeah!


Do humans run computers, or do computers run humans?
Jul 11 2007 1:40AM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110
6.00 CAD

arent i rich now?
Jul 11 2007 1:40AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11

totally.


why did evan heath win the snowmobile?

Jul 11 2007 1:43AM
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Alcapwn_Noobs
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
cause he was good enough.

why are there so many bones in my body?
Jul 11 2007 10:30AM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
Cause Lady Jesus made you that way why is school important!
Jul 11 2007 10:34AM
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Free.Ski.Love
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
schools important cause u discover the more you learn, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. so fuck learning, just ski!!

whats the best thing about skiing?
Jul 11 2007 11:13AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
If you didn't have that many bones you would just be a pile of blob.


Who would you bang the hardest?
Jul 11 2007 11:14AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
probably your mom

Jul 11 2007 1:10PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
Ouch.
Jul 12 2007 12:15AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
the love

whats the worst thing about skiing?
Jul 13 2007 2:49AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
GAPERS!!!!



why is snowboarding so gay?
Jul 13 2007 1:31PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
cause its not skiing


why would u ask a question like that
Jul 13 2007 1:49PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
because he didn't know the answer.

why am I trying to study and internet at the same time.. and furthermore why am I bumping this thread
Sep 29 2007 1:51AM
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