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Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
This actually isnt that funny now that i read alot of this. This has gotten waaaay too much attention from what I see. This kid is a striahgt bitch. or hes an alias. i wonder what his lame ass parents are like.... probably such lame parents.
Mar 20 2006 6:46PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
tommorow isnt garenteed...
Mar 20 2006 7:12PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
1.) i really hope that this isn't for the money.
2.) you should really talk to someone like a therapist, a doctor, anyone. Because you sound a little unstable. [im not joking]
3.) you shouldn't close any doors when you're 18, that seems sad to me. Sure, don't have sex if you don't want to, but don't convince yourself that you'll never want to have sex. That would just be sad.
Mar 20 2006 7:22PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
im straight edge, but there is nothing wrong with sex. Its all this christian bullshit that says that pleasure and sex, (two natural things for anyone to want and take part in) are to be set aside as bad. Drugs and alchohol are not natural, but sex is.
Mar 20 2006 7:25PM
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180FSscratch
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
wow were you stoned? dude just do it and dont tell ur buddy
Mar 20 2006 7:25PM
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scarroll
Posts: 420 - Karma: 10
Dude I'm a fucking loser prude too (freshman) and whoevr said booze is right as fuck. Take a couple shots and you'll be so much more outgoing and careless. Too bad the girl I wanted to drukenly hook up with drunkenly hooked up with another guy . . . but I'm shure you'll be lucker.
Mar 20 2006 7:26PM
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PooterCrunk69
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
actually drugs and alcohol are natural. weed is grown as well as hops for beer, just to name two very common things
Mar 20 2006 7:47PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
i am just a boy trapped in a man's body
Mar 20 2006 9:02PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
perhaps you all can decipher what i mean by that
Mar 20 2006 9:04PM
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*BeAsT*
Posts: 408 - Karma: 22
Christians DO NOT say that sex is bad. The only thing they say is to save it untill you are married. God promotes sex in a married relationship. He instructed us in Genesis 1:28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number..." Now just incase you don't understand the words increase in number, he is saying (when you are married) have sex and have kids.
Mar 20 2006 9:11PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
holy shit, he's still around.

and nice find whoever found it.
Mar 20 2006 9:18PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
GHB (gamma hydroxybutyric acid)
that could help but you would probably go to jail
Mar 20 2006 10:51PM
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sebbyyy
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
its called a hooker!!
Mar 20 2006 11:06PM
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rodadeaco
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 10
Thanks for posting this, because I was just about too. Please guys (like III), make sure you have your facts straight if you're gonna post things regarding christianity and the bible. Thanks
Mar 20 2006 11:09PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
ALIAS
Mar 20 2006 11:12PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
that must sucks... beeing retarded sexually
Mar 20 2006 11:13PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
bahahaha god damnit thats some funny shit. i could understand this coming from a 7 year old... but this is just ridiculous
Mar 20 2006 11:21PM
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BandieBoy
Posts: 245 - Karma: 363
Stop trying to convince yourself that just because it's "natural" that it's ok to do it. The fact is alcohol kills A LOT of people every year and marijuana is very addicting and worse for your lungs than cigarettes.
Mar 20 2006 11:26PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Marijuana is not addictive at ALL! Even the gov't admitteed that! GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS straight you fucking band geek. and it is not worse for your lungs. Gov't also admitted that in a public statement. it was 'Misresearched'. You are a fucking idiot.
Mar 20 2006 11:33PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
100% Alias. Why would he not post for so long then randonly post one post after all this time? Eh?
Mar 20 2006 11:42PM
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BandieBoy
Posts: 245 - Karma: 363
Yes, it is addictive. I have friends who spend all their money on pot, and I ask them if they could quit and they say yes, but then I ask them to prove it, just for a little bit, like two weeks or a month, and they can't. It's addictive because it gets you high. Don't try to debate this with me when I have friends who it's happened to. I don't wanna talk about it anymore though, cause you will just make me more and more mad.
Mar 21 2006 12:11AM
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$tezzyStu
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hum, is your name doug demerrli. casue you sould exactly like my math teacher. nut up quit being a pussy and being on your holier than tho power trip and have some fun.
Mar 21 2006 12:12AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
No, its not addictive. The reason your friends spend all their money, is because its expensive. the reason they can't quit is because they are lame fucking morons. Its not addictive just because it 'gets you high'. medication gets you high. ASPIRIN gets you high, and its not addictive. I smoked all summer. 5-10 blunts a week. And I stopped for 4 months now and i don't even feel a pang of need for weed. Tell your friends they are week willed pussys. who deserve to be addicted to something as simple as marijuana.
Mar 21 2006 12:20AM
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PhaedeD
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please atleast for the sake of your dick fuck a bitch!
Mar 21 2006 1:36AM
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SteezePatrol
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yea sweet we get it alias awesome good for you jokes over
Mar 21 2006 1:44AM
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lpcmen2001
Posts: 957 - Karma: 11
i dont think u will make it ... seriously anyway it dont worth it ...
Mar 21 2006 8:11AM
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seine_Dudeheit
Posts: 2282 - Karma: 16
I can´t even imagine what kind of feeling this would be... not to be horny on girls

ahhhh, secs!
Mar 21 2006 9:11AM
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Kriss240
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i'm all in support of this kid, although i dont think i would bet since that confines you and you may get married younger than 40. i would do it for yourself and because that's what you believe. yeah i know i'm not a boy so what would i know but it's an interesting idea and belief and if thats how you feel go for it. it goes against every social norm in modern society so good for you. and i bet you will focus a lot more energy and time on other interests and activities and will be very successful and happy.it will be an interesting story when your 40 and if you die before you're 40 well at least you died accomplishing something you believe is right and that not very many people have done or even tried.
Mar 21 2006 10:17AM
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PhaedeD
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^^ your from jersey you must be a freak take my verginity!
Mar 21 2006 10:52AM
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MattTweak
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
dude just kill yourself now and rid the world of your idiocy you fuckin prude!
Mar 21 2006 1:16PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
beleive everything your government tells you eh?
why dont you go die in a fucking war for your faggot country you stupid fucking american faggot!
ahgahaha
Mar 21 2006 1:21PM
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lastxlight
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 10
MAN, YOU KIDS ARE ALL RETARDED


JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO HAVE SEX, DOES NOT MEAN HE IS GAY.


Dude, i think you can make it.
Mar 21 2006 1:41PM
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lastxlight
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I used to smoke weed everyday, it is not PHYSICALLY addictive, IT IS IN FACT PSYCHOLOGICALLY ADDICTIVE, MUCH LIKE COCAINE IS.



Get your facts straight before hammering out useless stoner facts.

I drink, live in a family of alcoholics, and i smoke a pack a day. I know what addiction is, and weed is addictive.
Mar 21 2006 1:43PM
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DynastarriderGP
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RETARD!!!
Mar 21 2006 1:54PM
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Timmy_G
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Duuuude I know!

Thats why I asked why is it getting so much attention. your being fucked with. Im gonna create an alias one day. Just for a day and see how bad I can screw with people
Mar 21 2006 2:39PM
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Powdahound
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hahah so true .. this better be a joke or your fucking retarded
Mar 21 2006 2:42PM
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Kriss240
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
ummmm im 23 so that probably wouldn't work haha but that's a bold assumption about jersey girls
Mar 21 2006 3:51PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
dude ur messed up seriously
dude maybe u should just become a monk or somethin
screw 2000 bucks DO IT YAHH
Mar 21 2006 4:00PM
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Albrecht.
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yesssssssss awesome
Mar 21 2006 4:02PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
Very addicting? Haha, you are very ill informed, it is not addicting, just because your "friends" smoke a lot and wont stop for doesnt mean they are addicted, just means that they like getting high more than they like you.
Mar 21 2006 5:37PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
wow, someone had to go into the archives to bring this back up
Mar 21 2006 5:45PM
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turbinhunter
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
I hope we nuke you. Where are you from anyways? France? No? Iran? GO FUCK A CAMEL!
Mar 21 2006 6:22PM
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steezy_1_piece
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its okay man a lot of people are chodes
Mar 21 2006 7:38PM
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Dilla
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HAHHAAHAHAA

do you listen to a lot of the dawning of aquarius?
because this calls for a 40 year old vigin cover
Mar 21 2006 8:06PM
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FUUUCK
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shut up you dont have a fucking clue
Mar 22 2006 8:24AM
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Collgan
Posts: 470 - Karma: 11
THis is messed


I think this is definatley an issue for Dr.Phil. Can someone get Dr. Phil on here?
Mar 22 2006 12:17PM
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kris.....
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dud u are a fucking homo!!! Man im 18 years old and all i can think of is railing that next girl, u are messed up man. U dont know what u are missing



P.S

U FUCKING HOMO
Mar 22 2006 12:28PM
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almostaskier
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correction: you may be the one messed up...
Mar 22 2006 12:30PM
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kris.....
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thers nothin rong wiht that
Mar 22 2006 12:52PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
This isnt an alias or some BS. Ask any of my friends. They will tell you what i have told you. I made the bet to put emphasis on the fact that i dont want sex. Sex is a turn off for me. It was never about the money.
Mar 22 2006 2:21PM
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