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Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar
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Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
http://www.asexuality.org/home/

here is a very well done website containing a lot of the answers to the questions that you all have asked me. I suggest that you all take a gander.

53x + m3 = no solution

ineffable
Apr 19 2006 9:00PM
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milkdud951
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wow...ive never heard of asexuality before this. i guess hes legit
Apr 19 2006 9:07PM
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HAM*
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you have got to be joking
Apr 19 2006 9:25PM
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Deafboy
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i used to think just like the creator of this thread until a couple of weeks ago.
Apr 19 2006 9:44PM
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snoopy
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ANSWER= www.adultfriendfinder.com
Apr 19 2006 9:44PM
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ogou0287
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1 its your choice, go ahead if you want, this will remedy too the bad women/men ratio in china
2. more chix for me
3. why the hell would sex ruin your life? if its in the way ur thinking just about this well if you can control yourself not to have sex for years well....I think you could control this. its just like weed or anything, once in a while...nice, but everyday...cancer+$
Apr 19 2006 10:09PM
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TechnoPotamus
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alright, let's start this off slowly.

first of all, tell your friend to end the friendship he has with you before he turns into a crazy ass as well. Next, why even post this thread? You knew how much attention you would stir up, and unless you have zero intelligence you have to have been aware that the attention would be negative.
Unless you haven't hit puberty yet, which i suppose is possible in some super rare case - you have to have the hormones that cause you to have sexual desire. Even if that desire is to be with a guy i guess....ewww...but still.

So all of that was strange enough, the whole i have no sexual desire, i'll never touch alcohol, a woman would be my life partner, i'll be a monk, blah blah whatever. But then i read the part which i quoted and realized you obviously have a mental illness if you feel that way. "I could never force the burden of living onto another living creature." Bro, be thankful you're fucking alive and stop saying wacky shit like that. In all seriousness it sounds like you have depression, so go see somebody about it and do yourself a favor.
Apr 19 2006 10:17PM
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Ski-hobo
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whoa, this guy is still on?
Apr 19 2006 10:21PM
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k2yeags
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hahaha did you loose the bet yet?
Apr 19 2006 10:52PM
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Deafboy
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everythings fucking italics now

close bracket maybe? ima try
really doubt shit will do anything!
Apr 19 2006 10:55PM
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Deafboy
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oh well
Apr 19 2006 10:55PM
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Deafboy
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oh well
Apr 19 2006 10:55PM
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Deafboy
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oh well
Apr 19 2006 10:55PM
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Deafboy
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shit ti worked and fuck my bad on that triple post
Apr 19 2006 10:56PM
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Ddrem
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do something with ur life besides not fucking like become a priest.
ull score with god and u will win the bet
Apr 19 2006 10:58PM
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DavidStewart
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haha.
Apr 20 2006 12:37AM
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bcjibs
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Apr 20 2006 1:13AM
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BobYohan
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they ripped purple and the triangle symbol off gays and that teletubby
Apr 20 2006 1:51AM
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fahrvergcougar
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This is another point i was trying to make. When some one comes along that thinks and acts in such a manner that doesn't conform to the norm of a certain people, they think "how could this be? there must be something wrong with him." everyone automatically assumes there is a problem. When in truth, everything in life is a choice. there are no predisposed sexual orientations. it is a choice to be straight, gay and asexual. And with all the hate distributed by all of you. Who would want to raise a kid in such a community?
Apr 20 2006 1:54AM
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fahrvergcougar
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the site was created by an asexual woman. And since the people are neutral in sexual orientation, they can use any color they wish now can't they?
Apr 20 2006 1:58AM
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Schmitz
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I think you are a-sexual
Apr 20 2006 2:03AM
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BobYohan
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dude, sexual orientation is not a choice, it's the natural urge (or in your case lack therof) you feel towards members of the opposite or same sex. human beings are animals and an animal's task is to survive and reproduce. i dont care if people want to be straight, gay, bi, nothing, or fuck goats because it dosnt effect me in any way. i have gay neighbours in my college dorm who are super chill guys and i couldnt care less about their personal lives. but you have to admit that by definition there is something wrong with you as an animal if you have no urge to continue the species.
Apr 20 2006 3:06AM
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BobYohan
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haha reading that post you can totally tell im studying for my biology exam right now.
Apr 20 2006 3:08AM
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Sophia_Schwartz
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but here is the thing, sex drive is what keeps the human popluation alive and every other form of life's goal is to reproduce so there is something wrong with you. its not a bad thing but your views go against survival and all that junk.
Apr 20 2006 6:54AM
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Tze.C
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maybe if your dick got cut off things could turn
Apr 20 2006 7:35AM
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Annabelle
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dont worry about the population's survival. there's 6.5 billion fucking ppl, too many of us. and who cares about preference. maybe asexuality will become like gays first were; hated and scorned but then a new 'fad'. probably not, but who the fuck cares about this one guy's lack of sex drive. no offense farecouvar its interesting and all but it doesnt really mean anything. at some point youll get involved and this thread has been going on for wayyy too long.
Apr 20 2006 8:41AM
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STAUSS
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why would you post this on newschoolers.
Apr 20 2006 11:13AM
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liukangkid
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yeah your just asking to be made fun of
Apr 20 2006 2:57PM
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ski_cartel
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you lose that bet yet, cause this thread has been going for a mounth now and if it were me i would have lost the bet several times now
Apr 20 2006 3:26PM
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almostaskier
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one YEAR and a month.
Apr 20 2006 3:27PM
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Nihiriju
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and because you don't drink.....NEVER trust someone who doens't drink.
Apr 20 2006 4:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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man what a thread this is
Apr 20 2006 4:12PM
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clarkhamilton3
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no way this is true. its either smoeones on his account making him sound like a flammer or hes fucking with everyone. no normal person can not have sex.
Apr 20 2006 5:06PM
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japie99
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Hmm I am not so sure about that. I respect ur thing man. I just think its freaking crazy. But to come back to ur point saying that its a choice to be straight or weird. Scientist are not sure if u are it or become it... So i wouldnt be so sure about that... But have u never got feeling for a girl/guy and have u ever given the president a hand???
Apr 20 2006 5:28PM
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japie99
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it has to it has to be. I know some really religious people really they're so into God and they even have problems with their sexuality. Its something u cant control!
Apr 20 2006 5:29PM
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Nihiriju
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there are actualy a-sexual people, i saw it on discovery channel, but i think they even have sex to find out what its like.
Apr 20 2006 5:40PM
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jsg
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man...im sure its been said 50 times


HOOOOKERSSS!
Apr 20 2006 5:43PM
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japie99
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Man u even no whats it all about? He made the bet that he wont have sex till the age of 40!
Apr 20 2006 5:50PM
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jsg
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well maybe i cant read!.....HUH!...well i cant I ADMIT IT I CAN NOT READ OR SPELL!@
Apr 20 2006 5:54PM
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back_woods
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nah he's just chemically abnormal..Ive hear dof asexuals before, the biological sex drive that winds the rest of us up so tight just isnt there, its something they cant control not having.

And as i sit her in the library watching a really ugle guy with a mat of chest hair make advance to a really ugly woman with a nose about three inches long, ...Maybe its an easy escape. Watch this guy turn out to be some super intense machiavelli president or some shit, because he doesnt have hormones fucking with his mind
Apr 20 2006 7:40PM
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Nihiriju
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what would happen if we planted the orgasmatron chip into his spine? do you think he would chnage his mind?
Apr 20 2006 7:59PM
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parkerhouse
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ha- this proves that you are a dumb fucking alias!!! wait and see HHhHHahahahhahaa
Apr 20 2006 8:03PM
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parkerhouse
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in your fucking face
Apr 20 2006 8:04PM
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parkerhouse
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i smell contradiction
Apr 20 2006 8:08PM
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parkerhouse
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this is what he was responding to, now last november he was definately confident!!! BITCH
Apr 20 2006 8:14PM
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parkerhouse
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that's right
Apr 20 2006 8:14PM
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parkerhouse
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I fucked you over hardcore
Apr 20 2006 8:17PM
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parkerhouse
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i meant competent, shit
Apr 20 2006 8:18PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
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hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahah word to that she has such a good point

ill admit it im a virgin but its not cause i dont want it its because i dont wanna be a doushebag guy and be like OH YEAH I GOTTA FIND A PUSSY MAN YEAH! and if a really hot virgin was like climbing and stuff id be on it for sure so dude you can t say youre never gonna have sex with a girl before youre 40

what about your wife if you get one she'll wanna fuck the shit outta you and youll be like..."well you see i have this bet."
Apr 20 2006 8:46PM
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Afen
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listen man heres one for ya im reel yung but i no shit get fuckin wasted at a party and then find a rele drunk girl and go for it!
Apr 20 2006 9:29PM
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