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Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar
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Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
ha im dating 3 girls right now. shhhhhhhhhh
Oct 24 2005 1:08AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
hahhahaha nice work, ur my new hero
Oct 24 2005 2:15AM
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another1260poser
Posts: 873 - Karma: 10
i did that in 3rd grade... grow up fag, learn how to be a decent human being. why the hell would you do that to someone? i hope that the girl you're seriously interested in someday secretly has 3 boyfriends.. just because you deserve it.
Oct 24 2005 2:18AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
well said
Oct 24 2005 1:16PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
you need to let this piece of shit thread die!! nobody cares if you dont want to have sex with a girl cause you're gay
Oct 24 2005 2:41PM
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googlymo28
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
Hmmmmm. he is a happy camper!
Oct 25 2005 4:48PM
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PinPom
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
I think this thread is a prime example of why people look down on the freeskiing community. Think about it. All of you are oversexed zealots that are into illegal substances. It's no wonder that people affiliate sex,drugs and alcohol to us freeskiers. I am almost ashamed.
Oct 25 2005 5:49PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
bump...
Mar 20 2006 12:20AM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
nice find
Mar 20 2006 12:22AM
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head686
Posts: 402 - Karma: 14
WHY THE FUCK NOT!
Mar 20 2006 12:27AM
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action_shot
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 97
so hows it going?
Mar 20 2006 12:31AM
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freestylin820
Posts: 483 - Karma: 11
i doubt hes still checkin this thread its so old. and 2 words: attention whore
Mar 20 2006 12:41AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
coulda just said your emo dude.. my friend bet me id be emo until im 40.. same diff
Mar 20 2006 12:43AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Because he is clearly one messed up kid. Abstinence for religion or love or whatever is one thing, but this kid is BEYOND!

He seems to be missing out on some really important stuff just to prove he can. I bet if he went to a psychiatrist they'd be able to find some seriously deep down fears of sex in his head!
Mar 20 2006 1:00AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
hahahah, yes, its back
Mar 20 2006 1:11AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
ahh this guy, he must have been lying or asexual
Mar 20 2006 1:16AM
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BandieBoy
Posts: 245 - Karma: 363
I really respect this guy's decision because it goes against the norm. Everyone gets mad about it, but guess what? It's HIS decision, not yours, so don't get pissed at him, jerks.
Mar 20 2006 1:37AM
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alexplatt90
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
yeah, i don't really give a shit if you don't want to have sex. maybe you have no desire too or whatever. but honestly, why would you post this on the internet. someone who claims he is so smart probably wouldn't be wasting his time betting money on something that he so despises anyway. if you're so against sex, why would you even make a bet in the first place. do it for yourself, not for money or to prove some kids on the internet wrong.

pre lives.
Mar 20 2006 1:54AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
I dont believe this........
Mar 20 2006 2:47AM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
dude are you nudered? how can you not want sex
Mar 20 2006 8:24AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
dude....i hear this is how steve carell started out to. and HE regretted it.
Mar 20 2006 8:33AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Whatever floats your boat...
Mar 20 2006 8:57AM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
im sorry to say, but you are getting fucked over on the bet man...by the time you are 40, $2000 wont be that much....its called inflation...back in the 70s a new car was like $4000, and now they are at least $20000.....just an example...
Mar 20 2006 11:01AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
r u crazy i don't mean the only to beat on him but what have you been doing for the last 18 years. as soon as i popped out of the womb i have wanted pussy and it has worked well so far. but i give you props i takes guts to make a thread about it
Mar 20 2006 11:10AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
hahah this must have been a joke, but i remember it from like a yr ago and he seemed so convincing and was mad defensive...i think it's that he just cat get sex, so he's tryin to shaft his fried outta 2 grand
Mar 20 2006 11:14AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
i know a kid that says hes asexual, but hes still interestd in an emotional relationship with a girl, i still think hell grow out of it

plus why knock it before youve tried it, what if you have it all wrong and once you try it it changes your perspective on life and brings you more joy than youve ever felt. why not at least try it once, if it sucks then youve lost nothing, if its great then youve gained the world
Mar 20 2006 11:18AM
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Timmy_G
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HAHAHA! I remember this thread! I think I posted this in here already:


There is a kid aroudn us who has never touched a girl. HERBIE! (I peed in his zong for you 420 forumers who know the story)

He gets too nervous, and either farts or gets sweaty palms. Hilarious. There are onyl 2 girls he hangs out with all the time, I used to date the one and he always was jealous for no reason... and he would get mad if we kissed or something. lame ass motherfucker.
Mar 20 2006 11:37AM
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AFEATHERSTONE
Posts: 438 - Karma: 199
I think that your going to have a hard time with this bet. Your already thinking about it way to much. The more u think about the harder its going to get. Plus one girl that comes a long and u might fall in love with her.
Mar 20 2006 11:43AM
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chapz
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hhaha, i wonder how hes doing
Mar 20 2006 12:24PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
shut up you fucking hipocrit, you go around bashing on gay people because theyre simply gay and then you call us jerks because we put down an attention whore
Mar 20 2006 12:26PM
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jS.torgeRseN
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skiing is fckin heterosexual! Haha
Mar 20 2006 12:55PM
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BCKicker540
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you know how i know you're gay? you said the word life partner
Mar 20 2006 1:03PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
do you have urges to be intiment with a girl? like even cuddling with one?

do you jerk it?
Mar 20 2006 1:57PM
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ISkiSwitch
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haha, I remember this, what a tool.
Mar 20 2006 2:19PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
im in the same position. 0r atleast I was. I have kissed a girl now, and I think we might have something. its really not that hard, you just need to realize that they wont make the first move, its simply the guys job to do so.You also need to realize the signs that they like you. I realize now, that I could have easly had sex by now if I tryed. Im not just looking for sex though, and so that is not all I am trying for.
Mar 20 2006 2:26PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
You make complete sense.


Some people just don't prioritize sex like others. Everyone's different, INCLUDING THEIR SEX DRIVES.

But in all honesty, don't rule out sex/makingout/whatever. If it happens, it happens. If you like it then go for it (but be safe), and if it doesn't, then she's not "the one". Just don't throw away something that might be on an irrational bet.

I had a friend who was HARDCORE anti-sex/drugs/booze, and now because of her boyfriend and college she comes across as a pothead. It's sort of sad, but I'm glad she experienced it. Now she understands what it's all about. If I were her, I'd probably feel like a hypocrite, but hey, people change, and so do their ideas and opinions.

So while you're young, live it up. You can be religious/have morals and still have fun. With caution and common sense, alcohol and some forms of sexual gratification don't necessarily mean you violated God, or anything like that (if religion is the reasoning behind this, I didn't read the whole thread). I know lots of people who are religious (including myself) who enjoy alcohol and partying. Just cause I drink it doesn't make me a bad person. Just do what feels right.
Mar 20 2006 2:36PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
what's up with him? he needs to reply.
Mar 20 2006 2:51PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
jack, how has wanting pussy worked out well so far?
i know for a fact that you haven't gotten any pussy- unless you consider popping ouit of the womb pussy 'cause that's far as you've gotten

it's all good, i still love you
Mar 20 2006 3:11PM
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powpow***
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
you will win that bet def
Mar 20 2006 3:14PM
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ski_cartel
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dude what the fuck, your trying to tell me that if a super hot girl came up to you, and sayed i want to fuck you right now you would say no, its 2 grand, by the time your 40 that will be worth shit all, lose the god dam bet and go get laid
Mar 20 2006 3:35PM
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ppcrider
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
Dude you are so gay
Mar 20 2006 3:39PM
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steezy_1_piece
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those are not good people to look like and u called it a unit what a loser
Mar 20 2006 3:48PM
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lowtech
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don't knock it until you've tried it
Mar 20 2006 3:59PM
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gnar_kill
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you are one fucked up guy.
Mar 20 2006 5:01PM
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timmi
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hahaha. we love you virgin man! keep on trucking!
Mar 20 2006 5:16PM
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1440ski
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Wow you are like my cousin she is like 22 and has only kissed one guy in her whole life crazy shit.
Mar 20 2006 5:34PM
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liukangkid
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There gonna make a 40 year old virgin 2 with this guy as the main character.
Mar 20 2006 6:15PM
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steezy_1_piece
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do boobs feal like bags of sand?
Mar 20 2006 6:22PM
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SteezePatrol
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the 40 year old virgin wanted sex though. this alias does not
Mar 20 2006 6:25PM
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ProducerXXX
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You've got a point. So we can't christen him the 40 year old virgin of NS?
Mar 20 2006 6:35PM
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