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I’ve been doing some shit posting lately and I’d like to apologize with this thread. My coach claims to be named Brayden this in fact is lie HE IS ACTUALLY EVAN HEATH! My first and only piece of evidence are these photos here
Evan Heath is above
This is my coach so called Brayden
With these two pieces of evidence I think you will find my coach is not actually named Brayden he is in fact @eheath ! My theory is Evan Heath was fleeing The Park City safety patrol because of his devilish like nature of removing @HotGirlPC story about him.
About a year ago I was chillin in O’shucks having some adult beverages. My girlfriends had all gone back to our condo (we were renting at red pines) to hit the pool but I was enjoying the night so I stayed. Some dude came and put his hands around my hips and whispered in my ears “hey honey have you ever heard of Newschoolers”. I was like wtf and pushed his arms off of me and stood up. When I stood up and turned around I was facing the closest thing to a troll I had ever seen. He asked me my name and if I wanted a drink. I told him to fuck off but he insisted. Ended up talking to him for a good bit and he bought me dinner. Said he was a big deal on some skier website called Newschoolers. Anyways when last call came I didn’t have a ride home. Realizing this he immediately jumped at the opportunity. I figured what’s the worst that could happen.20 minutes later I was covered in sweat, Cheeto dust, and oddly colored semen in the back of a beige Subaru Outback. I figured the sex would hide the smell of ass and mold but his small cock only made it worse. He used his t shirt to towel me off and then we awkwardly got dressed in the dark. He didn’t even walk me up to my condo he left me in the parking lot. The next morning on my way out the door there was a note that said: HMU shawty XOXO -Evan Heath. It was left with a phone number I never bothered to text.
Actually no. It’s a ski program called screamin eagles and it’s basically a freeride program minus the competing in big mtn comps. Also Brayden can’t slide a rail to save his life
WoFlowzActually no. It’s a ski program called screamin eagles and it’s basically a freeride program minus the competing in big mtn comps. Also Brayden can’t slide a rail to save his life
YOU HAVE A COACH JUST FOR SKIING?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT'S EVEN BETTER!
DAMN BRUH, GOOD THING YOUR MOMMIES HAD $5K TO DROP OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO LAND A 4 FT. CLIFF!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. HOOOOLYYYYYYY SHIT YOU ARE MORE PATHETIC THAN I EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT'S EVEN BETTER!
DAMN BRUH, GOOD THING YOUR MOMMIES HAD $5K TO DROP OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO LAND A 4 FT. CLIFF!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. HOOOOLYYYYYYY SHIT YOU ARE MORE PATHETIC THAN I EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHA
Can you just go back to hating the bunch Jesus Christ man. And yeah my parents did pay for that and my pass but I payed for my skis, bindings and gear. I may not be core but atleast I now what it’s like to work for something even if it’s isn’t everything and recognize my privilege. Now can your petty ass go back to segueing weather Dolan or you is the biggest troll
**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2021 at 7:43:54pm
WoFlowzCan you just go back to hating the bunch Jesus Christ man. And yeah my parents did pay for that and my pass but I payed for my skis, bindings and gear. I may not be core but atleast I now what it’s like to work for something even if it’s isn’t everything and recognize my privilege. Now can your petty ass go back to segueing weather Dolan or you is the biggest troll
**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2021 at 7:43:54pm
dont let skierman get you down bro its not worth it
WoFlowzCan you just go back to hating the bunch Jesus Christ man. And yeah my parents did pay for that and my pass but I payed for my skis, bindings and gear. I may not be core but atleast I now what it’s like to work for something even if it’s isn’t everything and recognize my privilege. Now can your petty ass go back to segueing weather Dolan or you is the biggest troll
**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2021 at 7:43:54pm
WoFlowzCan you just go back to hating the bunch Jesus Christ man. And yeah my parents did pay for that and my pass but I payed for my skis, bindings and gear. I may not be core but atleast I now what it’s like to work for something even if it’s isn’t everything and recognize my privilege. Now can your petty ass go back to segueing weather Dolan or you is the biggest troll
**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2021 at 7:43:54pm
ITS *PAID* YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE SPOILED CUNT!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCK BRAH, WHAT'S NEXT?
"Yeah man, my parents donated $100,000 to get into Stanford but I paid for the gas money to get there!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPOILED OF A BITCH YOU ARE!
I FUCKING LOVE THE MIX OF IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY. FUCKING LOVE IT
skiermanITS *PAID* YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE SPOILED CUNT!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCK BRAH, WHAT'S NEXT?
"Yeah man, my parents donated $100,000 to get into Stanford but I paid for the gas money to get there!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPOILED OF A BITCH YOU ARE!
I FUCKING LOVE THE MIX OF IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY. FUCKING LOVE IT
Do you think everyone should be poor or something? Sorry you're jealous your parents didn't get you a private coach. I'm sure your life would be oh so much better. Commence eye rolling.
**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2021 at 9:31:21pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT'S EVEN BETTER!
DAMN BRUH, GOOD THING YOUR MOMMIES HAD $5K TO DROP OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO LAND A 4 FT. CLIFF!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. HOOOOLYYYYYYY SHIT YOU ARE MORE PATHETIC THAN I EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHA
Damn, you're surprised that kids have coaches? You're dumber than I ever thought possible!!!!!
And it's the most pathetic thing you have ever thought possible? So you haven't heard of the thousands of other kids with ski coaches? You're dumber than I ever thought possible!!!!
